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So at uni today having lunch with a few mates, saw this hot as Asian girl sit down at a table close to ours by herself. Long story short I decided to go hit on her.
Walk over casualy, said hi, sat down. Immediately she goes into her bag. Grabs a book and starts pretending to study. WTF. Great start. No gl but trying to hf.
Ask her where she from and in like the most fob English she tells me, "I is borned here". Now... I'm Chinese and I grew up in NZ. Have never heard kiwi Asians talk like that. So inside I'm dying trying not to laugh. My mates all heard and were already busting out laughing. At this stage I have no clue what to say anymore.
So outta no where I ask if she liked diamonds. Took like 3 tries before she understood me. Even so I think she was as confused as I was lost. Anyway she said yes and than asked why.
"coz I'm a diamond nerd yo"
She had no clue what I was on about, my friends were laughing so loud at this stage like people were looking over wondering wtf. I was trying to keep a straight face....didn't work. I just started cracking up in front of her too. o well at this point all was lost, so I threw in the how about a coffee sometime crap.
She just grabbed her stuff and like literally ran away while I sat there laughing my ass off.
GG no re
  
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That...just sounds painfully awkward.
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maybe she was trolling you?
highschool drama?
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I have written and deleted like 7 posts so far.
I'm just going to agree with zil and cut my losses.
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United States4053 Posts
My brain is full of fuck.
+ Show Spoiler +sorry, but i don't know who to attribute this quote to.
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On March 23 2011 12:29 ilovezil wrote:
That...just sounds painfully awkward.
I feel as if this will be the peak of the posting this topic will see.
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On March 23 2011 12:32 Issor wrote:I feel as if this will be the peak of the posting this topic will see.
Agreed. On the upside, this will be one of the only TL blogs where the OP actually says that that is what he was going for. Everything else will be "OMG HELP ME GET WITH THIS CUTE GIRL IN MY CLASS!!!!11!1!!!"
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I'm sure that when she becomes more proficient with English that she'll one day laugh about the experience with friends
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United States24723 Posts
Summary.
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I am a complete dick to her>
<She leaves>
This was worth sharing... because?
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I think there were trolls trolling trolls in that conversation.
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Good job making people uneasy and uncomfortable.
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On March 23 2011 12:40 micronesia wrote:
Summary.
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I am a complete dick to her>
<She leaves>
This was worth sharing... because?
I think it's more like this:
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I say something incredibly stupid and not funny>
<She leaves>
<I post on TL to assure myself that I did it on purpose and not because I have poor social skills.>
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You're gonna turn that girl into hates all men 
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How old are you? Why would you do this to another human being?
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On March 23 2011 12:31 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
I feel bad for her.
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On March 23 2011 12:56 meep wrote:
second
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"Hey babe, I heard you like masters"
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On March 23 2011 13:01 101toss wrote:
"Hey babe, I heard you like masters"
"my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade"
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So I guess you proved its possible to finally go as to far as do what more like.
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On March 23 2011 13:15 shindigs wrote:
So I guess you proved its possible to finally go as to far as do what more like.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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I think you may have damaged her faith in humanity.
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wut? waste of my time. -____-
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On March 23 2011 12:40 micronesia wrote:
Summary.
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I am a complete dick to her>
<She leaves>
This was worth sharing... because?
My thoughts exactly.
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I really don't know if I should be swearing off the OP and feeling bad for the girl who's probably shy anyways or actually enjoying a laugh.
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I'm trying to understand wtf happened.....
So far, it seems like she was shy, a bit insecure, and had a hard time communicating, and you came off as quite a dick.
Of course she wouldn't give you the luxury of a GG.
It's like you fucking 6 pooled her, and she's no good at the game.....
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On March 23 2011 13:14 Roe wrote:"my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade"
"Wanna see me burrow my hydralisk?"
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On March 23 2011 12:32 infinitestory wrote:+ Show Spoiler +sorry, but i don't know who to attribute this quote to.
when in doubt... oscar wilde
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You're kind of a douche LOL
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"zerg isn't the only race that can uproot a spine crawler"
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She started with anti social behavior, at least you got the last laugh.
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On March 23 2011 13:52 DTK-m2 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 23 2011 13:14 Roe wrote:On March 23 2011 13:01 101toss wrote:
"Hey babe, I heard you like masters" "my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade" "Wanna see me burrow my hydralisk?"
i dont get that one
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Wierd hot asian girl is still hot asian girl. Its your loss, shoulda played nice.
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Why would you do that to her...?
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On March 23 2011 13:48 Impervious wrote:
I'm trying to understand wtf happened.....
So far, it seems like she was shy, a bit insecure, and had a hard time communicating, and you came off as quite a dick.
Of course she wouldn't give you the luxury of a GG.
It's like you fucking 6 pooled her, and she's no good at the game.....
He didn't just 6 pool her, he also laid down a manner hatch.
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I'm really struggling of whether or not to try into making htis a good SC sexual innuendo thread, or just call you a douche for that and be done with it.
I'm going with the latter.
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On March 23 2011 13:14 Roe wrote:"my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade" "Hey babe, my tank has huge splash"
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That was mean yo.
It's never, never, never wrong to me more nice.
-Day9
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You're a douchebag and should be shot for that kind of behaviour. Think about how she feels maybe?
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Russian Federation42 Posts
well she does not have sense of humor
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50577 Posts
On March 23 2011 15:12 Kamais_Ookin wrote:Show nested quote +On March 23 2011 13:14 Roe wrote:On March 23 2011 13:01 101toss wrote:
"Hey babe, I heard you like masters" "my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade" "Hey babe, my tank has huge splash"
in your pipe 12x5(yeah its that big).
lol
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On March 23 2011 19:11 BLinD-RawR wrote:Show nested quote +On March 23 2011 15:12 Kamais_Ookin wrote:On March 23 2011 13:14 Roe wrote:On March 23 2011 13:01 101toss wrote:
"Hey babe, I heard you like masters" "my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade" "Hey babe, my tank has huge splash" in your pipe 12x5(yeah its that big).lol LOL nice. 
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I knew this post was going to be bad when I read "gl but not hf" about this situation.
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Yikes....
You sound like a real smooth person.
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On March 23 2011 17:49 pOlt wrote:
well she does not have sense of humor
Not laughing because of language barriers doesn't mean that she doesn't have a sense of humor.
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You're pretty much a giant bag of awkward. More than that you don't realize how embarrassing you are, which is probably worse XD.
Oh, and don't try to use StarCraft related things in attempted funny ways anymore.
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United States4796 Posts
Dude that's not particularly nice. :/
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On March 23 2011 12:47 BadManner wrote:Show nested quote +On March 23 2011 12:40 micronesia wrote:
Summary.
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I am a complete dick to her>
<She leaves>
This was worth sharing... because? I think it's more like this: <girl sits down at table> <I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen> <I say something incredibly stupid and not funny> <She leaves> <I post on TL to assure myself that I did it on purpose and not because I have poor social skills.>
yeah pretty much
you showed her though!!!!
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On March 23 2011 12:31 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
I feel bad for her.
This, that was kind of a dick move man. She probably didn't really know what was going on and it was obvious that she felt uncomfortable. I disapprove >:|
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/Could have gone about your funny, sc2 day9 style, in a more respectful manner.
That will make the difference. Try complimenting her first.
Say it with me now, "I was sitting over there, and couldn't help but wonder why such a pretty girl like yourself is sitting alone? What would you say to grabbing a coffee with me sometime ?"
easy peasy .
When having the coffee would be a better time to talk about your sc2 success.
You gotta be yourself and not make the situation awkward.
Poor girl. It was the fact that there was a group of people laughing at her, with the initial guy laughing in her face. Asking her for a coffee, undoubtedly made her think this was a huge joke.
Good show, you jerk.
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Must have been the most awkward conversation she's ever had.
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No offense, but I really hate people that act in a way like you do. Gives the people a bad perception of people of your type. Gj making her feel bad. And your friends laughing doesn't help, because I bet if you went to China and spoke Chinese, you wouldn't want the same kind of criticism.
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Wow, some girl wants to make friends and you make it hell for her.
Congrats on being a terrible human being.
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EPT
