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How I lost my SC virginity (Part 2)

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DecoyOn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada45 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 04:16:18
March 17 2011 03:41 GMT
#1
Hey TL community!

So I found this site after I found HDH. I got to know SC:BW, found out that people were starting to find out counters for cheese, and I had a crush on Nada's body. My precious 6-pool and cannon rushes were apparently for skilless noobs, the lowest of the low, and the nubbiest of the nubs. As I said, I'm not a noob, I watched 15 whole games as of this point. A few more and I'll be as good as IdrA, right? Right!

Off I went watching more and more, paying close attention to the non-cheesing builds. like "the 4 gate" and the "3 rax". No fast canons and fast lings, means no cheese right? Yea!!!

I reached a point where I found myself sufficiently knowledable about SC2. Yea that's right, I'm using acronyms. I know what DTs, VRs, and g.g. are.

Knowing cheese, macro builds and my acronyms, I'm ready to pwn.

I buy the game online - get ready for the next Boxer y'all.

I pick Terran - IdrA used to play that race so it must be a hard.

I only know tier 1 units, but I'll win before it gets to tier 2.

I play practise league and win most games.

I am ready to be placed into my rightful diamond spot. After all, TL.net knows noobs are in low diamond right?

I played my placement matches. =_=......

Game 1 ended fast, I got 6 pooled. Where are my rocks that block my entrance like in the practise league??? Its okay, the loss doesn't matter. The map is stupid - they changed the rock placement on me.

Game 2 had zealots warping in my mineral lines. I tried to kill it with 2 marines, it didn't work. I g.g.'ed and laughed it off. Everyone knows protoss OP.

Games 3 to 5 ended on the same note and BAM there it was.

It was embarrasing, stupid and unwanted. Much like when my mom wanted to drive me and my date to prom. =_= Ew.

There, shining in its dusty brownish hue is a bronze medal. It laughed at me, at my pathetic attempts to play this game. I sucked on my thumb and cried myself to sleep, craddling my legs (okay...I didn't but I sure felt like it).

I spent the next few days playing this game called Nexus Wars. It was less stressful compared to 1v1s and I was good at it. I learned a lot from the games and used them to play coop. I used what I learned about units and tried to apply macro to it. I raped at coop, it was like stealing candy from a sickly baby.

I was on a roll. I learned of the puppet Day9, the almight Liquid' clan, the rage of the Cracken, the mastery of TLO, and I began to enjoy myself (that's what she said).

I played 1v1s a lot because league games were fun if you stop feeling so bad after losses and feel good after wins, you just naturally progress with this game.

Basically, I wrote this to say my thanks to TL for putting the community behind SC. Without rooting for Jinro in GSL or meeting people here, I would never have bought the game and actually played it.

Right now: I'm in gold 1v1 playing Terran. If anyone wants to play me, I'll add you and we can play some. : D

Future1: Be known as the 2nd boxer...or 3rd if you consider MarineKing as Foxer. And rule the SC2 world.

Future 2 (more likely) : Unmarried, MacDonalds worker playing SC2 24/7. WhooooT - can't wait.

****
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
March 17 2011 03:49 GMT
#2
5/5 G L™
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
March 17 2011 04:33 GMT
#3
Either option sounds great really :D
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 05:06:44
March 17 2011 05:06 GMT
#4
Future 2 sounds appealing. Who wouldn't want to be able to play SC2 24/7?
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
March 17 2011 05:14 GMT
#5
How I lost my irl virginity: Nada's Body Thread.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
bluefuzz
Profile Joined March 2010
United States112 Posts
March 17 2011 07:10 GMT
#6
Great blog, extra points for typing it g.g. Day9 will love you for that!
In omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro
Wordpad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark154 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-17 13:02:15
March 17 2011 13:00 GMT
#7
Brilliant! :D The facial expression of my boredom slowly turned into a big grin progressing through your blog, was funny in a witty way, not what I expected Keep that up! ^^
TheAura
Profile Joined November 2010
96 Posts
March 17 2011 13:55 GMT
#8
how are you going to play 24/7 if you are working at mcdonalds?

you best not have a job at all for more sc2
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