*Edit: Didn't think it was necessary but people can't seem to pick up on a joking tone over the internet. I'm trying to be humorous. Not all women are crazy.*

Girl blog? No. NO IT IS NOT. THIS IS A DAY9 BLOG BABY!

So it all began when I got onto Gmail chat with a girl that happens to be my friend (shocking I know). I was trying to be pretty nice because a few days ago I got pretty pissed at her and just raged and I only say that b/c I know she'll get linked to this so consider this an apology...you bitch.

Well while I was talking I just so happened to stumble upon this beautiful rant by the one and only Sean "Day[9]" Plott:

Being a huge fan of ranting I clicked upon it post haste and cracked up as Day9 went through his comedic rant. After watching I proceeded to gleefully send out links to my friends spreading the joys of the Thoughthammer! Feeling good about myself I went onto the Gmail chat and sent the link to this girl (I previously showed her iNcontroL's horse rant). Being too engrossed in her emo/screemo she stated that it was 14 minutes long and that she wasn't interested. Wanting her to watch I urged her on with these words, "Sean Plott is a sexy beast. Many a young nerd would go gay for him or his brother."

She sees this and is mildly intrigued (whether she'll admit it or not), however she is not convinced. Confident that a picture of this epic caster would surely change her mind I linked her this picture:
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I think it's easy to say that in this picture, the glorious Day9 stands as a pillar of everything that a girl desires. However she shrugs it off as a, "Meh. He's not that good looking."

At this point I just stared at the screen in awe at her lack of taste. Was she crazy? (the answer is yes by the way). Hoping that she's just trying to act cool I ask her to rate him on a scale of 1-10 and she says 5 (yeah. I rounded up. Suck it). At this point I know that this is bullshit. In previous conversations it came out that I was a 7. It took me a while to go through the math but I came to the conclusion that 5-7= -2. She rated Day9 lower than even me (I consider myself to be decent at best. D: Low self-esteem when it comes to looks. Comfort me.

).

WHAT THE FUCK!

And so I have come to the conclusion that women are crazy (or atleast she is). D: Who in their right minds would place another guy over Day9? I don't care if it's Tom Cruz vs. Day9. There's only one right answer (as you can tell. I am a Day 9 fanboy).

Discuss her craziness below. >:L

SiN]

United States540 Posts

March 15 2011 22:38 GMT

She doesn't know who day9 is, and she was busy at the time of you introducing him. This is why she shrugged off everything, not because she's dissing day9.

maximuspita

1093 Posts

March 15 2011 22:45 GMT

You probably got a +2 because of proximity.

BaltA

Norway849 Posts

March 15 2011 22:50 GMT

hahahha that video is hilarious! Day[9] <3

Sean is a sexy beast!

awkwardZone

United States17 Posts

March 15 2011 22:53 GMT

On March 16 2011 07:38 SiN] wrote:
She doesn't know who day9 is, and she was busy at the time of you introducing him. This is why she shrugged off everything, not because she's dissing day9.

I was talking about how she rated Day9's looks not him as a guy...(that said she said that he was boring and quit the video in about 2 min). D:

Sadistx

Zimbabwe5568 Posts

March 15 2011 23:09 GMT

Women tend to rank power, standing and confidence more than looks. Which is why she doesn't want to rate anyone very high without meeting them first.

If she knew his entire background, I don't see how he would get anything less than an 8.

Kyuukyuu

Canada6263 Posts

March 15 2011 23:20 GMT

obviously you are not really a 7

awkwardZone

United States17 Posts

March 15 2011 23:20 GMT

On March 16 2011 08:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
obviously you are not really a 7

Obviously not. Lets change it to a scale of 1-5. Keep Day9 a 5 and make me a 3. That would be accurate.

Kukaracha

France1954 Posts

March 15 2011 23:52 GMT

He isn't sexy, but he's confident. Many girls will like that.

But there's nothing amazing about his looks dawg.

lexingtonsteel

10 Posts

March 15 2011 23:57 GMT

#10

Blasphemie! I say burn her at the fucking stake!

Sean day 9 mother fucking Plott is a god among men, I do not like dick and I am not gay but I would gladly have his highness fuck me in the ass hole and I will joyfully orgasm.

grats

United States184 Posts

March 15 2011 23:58 GMT

#11

she is full of it just a heads up.

7mk

Germany10157 Posts

March 16 2011 00:02 GMT

#12

Your name is quite appropriate

andeh

United States904 Posts

March 16 2011 00:05 GMT

#13

Day9 doesnt deserve anything else than a 9

RedJustice

United States1004 Posts

March 16 2011 00:08 GMT

#14

I am a girl... and Day9 was definitely sexier in that older picture than he is day to day in his daily and that particular video.

However, he is so funny and sweet and adorable, that this in no way really affects his over all attractiveness as a person. I definitely rate him a J.

The KY

United Kingdom6252 Posts

March 16 2011 00:13 GMT

#15

Explanation; that WCG picture of Day[9] makes him look like a total dork. Nerds think it's cool; I'm here to tell you it's not. Untidy 'wolverine' hair = not sexy. Untidy wolverine hair combined with scrappy beard = not sexy at all. T-shirt over hoodie = OMG not sexy.

Conversely, in the video, he's pretty sexy.

Terrakin

United States1440 Posts

March 16 2011 00:13 GMT

#16

And so I have come to the conclusion that women are crazy..

why would you say this and title your blog this? It's obviously her that is "crazy", but you can't expect her to like everything you shove in her face. It sickens me every time people generalize a whole group.

Dhalphir

Australia1305 Posts

March 16 2011 00:16 GMT

#17

Its funny how so many guys are trying to tell girls what they should or should not like.

Women ARE crazy about plenty of other things, but in this case you just don't understand them.