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Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
February 19 2011 09:44 GMT
#21
On February 19 2011 18:36 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 18:32 mmp wrote:
You know you're curious.

who hasn't eaten their own stuff?


Did you really just ask that question?

I don't even...

Ugh, gross.
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Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
February 19 2011 09:48 GMT
#22
Ever accidentally licked your fingers after you fapped? YEAH gross, but if that shit has happened to you you might have an idea of its taste. -_-
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
February 19 2011 09:53 GMT
#23
LOLOL blogs these days

(no)
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
February 19 2011 09:54 GMT
#24
I can't even believe this is real.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
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xxSK8rGUy277xx
Profile Joined September 2010
300 Posts
February 19 2011 09:55 GMT
#25
Well it would be awkward as shit using human sperm. I think horse or bull sperm would be alright. Maybe some exotic animals too like tiger sperm, that'd be pretty sweet.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 19 2011 09:56 GMT
#26
On February 19 2011 18:36 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 18:32 mmp wrote:
You know you're curious.

who hasn't eaten their own stuff?

I can safely, proudly, and honestly say I have not.
Hello
aimaimaim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Philippines2167 Posts
February 19 2011 09:58 GMT
#27
On February 19 2011 18:56 PH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 18:36 Roe wrote:
On February 19 2011 18:32 mmp wrote:
You know you're curious.

who hasn't eaten their own stuff?

I can safely, proudly, and honestly say I have not.


well if you can relate eating up that dried piece of skin on your lips 'eating your own'

then im guilty :D

damn OP! -_-
Religion is a dying idea .. || 'E-sport' outside Korea are nerds who wants to feel like rockstars. || I'm not gonna fuck with trolls on General Forum ever again .. FUCK!
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
February 19 2011 09:59 GMT
#28
I almost threw up reading the title of this blog but I can't beleive this idea has never occured to me before.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 19 2011 10:01 GMT
#29
I've actually heard artificial semen is used in skin products, cause it's so good for you.
If it were artificial, why not. But I'm not gonna eat the cum off of some hobo who needs quick money.
It actually reminds me of a Swedish joke. There's the same rivalty between the Scandinavian countries, as between most other areas, so I dunno if there are international equivilants. Might as well tell it though.. Here goes:

Two Norwegian bank robbers break into the new bank one night. They blow the vault door up. They walk in, and are faced by many small safes. They break one open, but in it there's only vanilla pudding. Hungry as they are, they munch it all up, and go loose on the next one. Same story there. Vanilla pudding, but no money.
When dawn breaks, they've eaten 48 safes, but not seen the glimpse of any money. Angry, but darn full, they leave the crime scene. As they trot away along the side walk, one of them turns around and read: "Spem Bank".
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
February 19 2011 10:04 GMT
#30
o HELLZ no
not eating my own soldiers or someone else's for that matter
[TLMS] REBOOT
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
February 19 2011 10:13 GMT
#31
wouldn't that be cannibalism?
http://twitter.com/jhNz
ace246
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia360 Posts
February 19 2011 10:16 GMT
#32
On February 19 2011 18:21 3clipse wrote:
You mean to say semen, not sperm.

And eating it ranks up there with pretty much every other bodily fluid such as mucus, bile, blood, urine- not my cup of tea.

Edit: Wow, that sentence made it sound like I had tried it. Lets clarify that I haven't.


Semen or sperm, whats the difference?
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
February 19 2011 10:16 GMT
#33
wtf..... thats just weird
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 19 2011 10:18 GMT
#34
On February 19 2011 19:16 ace246 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 18:21 3clipse wrote:
You mean to say semen, not sperm.

And eating it ranks up there with pretty much every other bodily fluid such as mucus, bile, blood, urine- not my cup of tea.

Edit: Wow, that sentence made it sound like I had tried it. Lets clarify that I haven't.


Semen or sperm, whats the difference?


Semen is the entire white stuff, involving the protein juice the sperm swim in, whereas sperm are the living creatures with heads and tails and all that.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
February 19 2011 10:19 GMT
#35
Here, this book might be something for you:
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Pfotenhauer
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

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Kyuki
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1867 Posts
February 19 2011 10:21 GMT
#36
Awesome topic rofl! A good eco scource of nutrition! :D
Mada Mada Dane
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
February 19 2011 10:25 GMT
#37
K...
I think esports is pretty nice.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
February 19 2011 10:27 GMT
#38
On February 19 2011 19:19 Schnake wrote:
Here, this book might be something for you:
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Pfotenhauer
Show nested quote +
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!



Nice. Please remind me never to accept this guy's invitation to a home made dinner.
Imagine ordering a nice dinner, and as the dinner's served, the waiter starts jacking off on your food. Bleh.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
February 19 2011 10:29 GMT
#39
On February 19 2011 18:36 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2011 18:32 mmp wrote:
You know you're curious.

who hasn't eaten their own stuff?


uh... me. I have not eaten it, and will never eat it. That is just gross.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
February 19 2011 10:29 GMT
#40
Honestly, it's kinda creepy to eat anything produced by the human body. I heard about people eating their own placentas, but that's just plain disgusting. Breast milk is fine until a certain age, but it's creepy to drink it when you're not a baby.

Semen doesn't seem worth the effort to eat. It goes through the same hole as urine, and we don't really know what else is in that liquid. It just seems so wrong...
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