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Ok so I realize that this blog may be pretty dumb and if it's inappropriate then I have absolutely no problem with it getting closed.
So, just randomly I was thinking about sperm in a frying pan mixed with Kraft Dinner to make it creamy and it made me think, how about different food?
According to this article, there is several ways to make sperm taste better then what it usually is. Also, I didn't know but sperm is very nutritional as it is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, etc.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106
What do you guys think about the idea of sperm as an ingredient? It could be particularly good for vegetarians to use as a dressing for salads and such. Or how about a cum-filled donut? You never know it could make some meals taste a lot better, it's easy to produce and nutritional.
Poll: Would you consider using sperm as an ingredient for any food?Hell no, that's just wrong. (136) 71% Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that. (32) 17% Maybe... Depends on who's producing the sperm. (24) 13% 192 total votes Your vote: Would you consider using sperm as an ingredient for any food? (Vote): Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that.
(Vote): Maybe... Depends on who's producing the sperm.
(Vote): Hell no, that's just wrong.
  
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Oh god, do we really have to do this?!
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yeah.... no.
god no...
1 million times no
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I think there are real foods that you can use instead of sperm that do an objectively better job at it that aren't gross
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If you were dying with nothing else, the amount of energy (kilojoules) you get from eating sperm is probably outweighed by the energy you spend getting off.
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As long as it comes with a luke-warm glass of pee-tea.
Seriously though, OP post isn't even funny in the least. Should just edit: close. And pray this doesn't bring shame to your family.
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No. Oh god, please, no.
But in case you were wondering, I found this informational picture thing about sperm lolol
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How do you randomly think of adding sperm to mac and cheese.
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If you think about it, we already eat eggs of poultry.
But that's just wrong.
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WTF. Dude are you ok? Yes, sperm does have some sort of nutritional value (5-7 calories) but why would you EVER even think about using it in food...Your own poop probably contains various proteins, vitamins, etc, but would you eat your own shit?
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On February 19 2011 18:13 holy_war wrote:
WTF. Dude are you ok? Yes, sperm does have some sort of nutritional value (5-7 calories) but why would you EVER even think about using it in food...Your own poop probably contains various proteins, vitamins, etc, but would you eat your own shit? Hey man, I voted no myself. The thread was meant to be humorous and yet I tried to be convincing at the same time.
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This reminds me of those Bear Grylls memes, except "better drink my own....".
yeah, no
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Well, ignorance is bliss. If it tastes good and you don't tell me what's in it, I'd probably eat it.
Just don't tell me.
Please, dear God, don't tell me.
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You mean to say semen, not sperm.
And eating it ranks up there with pretty much every other bodily fluid such as mucus, bile, blood, urine- not my cup of tea.
Edit: Wow, that sentence made it sound like I had tried it. Lets clarify that I haven't.
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I'd use my own, but not someone else's. It'd be like breast milk lol
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On February 19 2011 18:32 mmp wrote:
You know you're curious.
who hasn't eaten their own stuff?
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EPT![[image loading]](http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/the_scoop_on_sperm_6752_1265310892_6.jpg)
