EPT-Kojo Smith
Unlike playing the victim in most cases, this type of bait generally involves playing a fake scammer role who insults the original scammer. Its the 4 pool of baiting--quick, aggressive, with no real transitions, completely chance based but sometimes highly rewarding.
Practically, this wastes their time. Sustained verbal abuse also makes them paranoid - the example bait shown below has the scammer accusing his possible victims of being "internet fraudstars".
Best of all, its incredibly easy to do. Once you get it started its completely/mostly maintenance free.
Here's how to do it:
1. Pick a name vaguely African sounding name (I use the alias "JULIUS EMEKA")
2. Make email address (I suggest gmail as it strips your IP). Of course, make sure you don't enter any personal details.
3. Seed your email address across various guestbooks. Just google "mugu OR guyman guestbook 2011" This ensures that about 30-50 scam emails hit your inbox per day.
4. Set a filter (gmail works best) to redirect your spam folder to your regular inbox.
5. Set vacation message to be something rude. Subject line should be something like "payment information" to ensure that it is opened.
6. Collect tears. Manually insult the most upset lads (copy and paste scripts if necessary).
7. Repeat step 6.
Scripts that I like for the vacation response are shown below.
You don't necessarily have to play a slightly illiterate scammer character, too. I know some people that have great success with English-educated condescending insults.
Spoiler contains a short dictionary for the common insults:
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mugu/maga/mumu = big fool
ooooooo (of various length) = exclamation point, the more o's the more severe
ashawo = prostitute
okija shrine = place to voodoo curse enemies
ooooooo (of various length) = exclamation point, the more o's the more severe
ashawo = prostitute
okija shrine = place to voodoo curse enemies
One of my most hilarious exchanges follows. This has blossomed into some bizarre reverse-bait of sorts. There's now about 4 different parties insulting this guy + some straight baits going on.
** Warning: There is some sexually explicit/tasteless language in here. Some violent threats too. You've been warned! **
Kicking things off with the original scam email:
ATTENTION :
I am so very happy to write this email to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the check of that funds which my Boss solicited for your Assistance as his partner to transfer the sum of $18.5 million US. Dollars for the Transaction in ACCRA GHANA. The funds was successfully transferred on the 12th, January 2009, through a German Partner and my Boss have since received his own Share. He is now in Brazil for business and holiday too. He will not come back till December 2011.But he have searched his Conscience and decided that for your earlier cooperation/participation in the early part of this transaction, he decided to compensate you. Which he has placed the sum of $950,000.00 USD (Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars Only) for you as compensation for your time/mails, Phone calls, Financial Commitments efforts and your cooperation's etc.
He has also left instruction with me as his personal secretary whom will oversee the Des patch of the Confirm able Bank Check to you from the Bank. He is now currently assigned in for a new transaction with his Brazil Partner. He has placed an instruction with me as his Confidential and Personal Secretary to go ahead to send your compensation funds. Also, he has fully instructed me to ask you to send the information below so that i will confirmed that you are the person supposed to receive the funds, considering the kind of information he is expected to divulge. Your Name: You're Address: Your Phone/Fax Number: He told me You have been a friend at a time when he needed assistance/consolation, He said, all he does is nothing but wishing you well. Please try to contact me ASAP in other for you to receive your own share of $950,000.00 USD (Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars Only) God Bless You & Your Family.
Regards.
Rev. Kojo Smith
(Personal Secretary) (BEng)(Hons)(ACCT)
Direct Mobile: +233 - 548257 (828)
Office Line : +233 - 268569 (383)
Telephone : +233 - 272150(904)
E-mail : kojosmith@sify.com
I am so very happy to write this email to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the check of that funds which my Boss solicited for your Assistance as his partner to transfer the sum of $18.5 million US. Dollars for the Transaction in ACCRA GHANA. The funds was successfully transferred on the 12th, January 2009, through a German Partner and my Boss have since received his own Share. He is now in Brazil for business and holiday too. He will not come back till December 2011.But he have searched his Conscience and decided that for your earlier cooperation/participation in the early part of this transaction, he decided to compensate you. Which he has placed the sum of $950,000.00 USD (Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars Only) for you as compensation for your time/mails, Phone calls, Financial Commitments efforts and your cooperation's etc.
He has also left instruction with me as his personal secretary whom will oversee the Des patch of the Confirm able Bank Check to you from the Bank. He is now currently assigned in for a new transaction with his Brazil Partner. He has placed an instruction with me as his Confidential and Personal Secretary to go ahead to send your compensation funds. Also, he has fully instructed me to ask you to send the information below so that i will confirmed that you are the person supposed to receive the funds, considering the kind of information he is expected to divulge. Your Name: You're Address: Your Phone/Fax Number: He told me You have been a friend at a time when he needed assistance/consolation, He said, all he does is nothing but wishing you well. Please try to contact me ASAP in other for you to receive your own share of $950,000.00 USD (Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars Only) God Bless You & Your Family.
Regards.
Rev. Kojo Smith
(Personal Secretary) (BEng)(Hons)(ACCT)
Direct Mobile: +233 - 548257 (828)
Office Line : +233 - 268569 (383)
Telephone : +233 - 272150(904)
E-mail : kojosmith@sify.com
I reply (as with most of my scripts, its a simple copy and paste job):
U B NA BIGEST MUMU FOR INTERNET. MUGU LIK U R SUPOSE TO B IN DE VILAGE
FIRMING. GOAT FORKER IDIOOOOOOOOOOT. U ARE NOT SUPOSE TO EVEN HAVE A
BOX. U B SUCH FOOL UR MAMA TOTO SURFER FOR LABOUR FOR NOTING... MUMU
FO LIFE, U GET NO FUTURE EXCEPT AS MUGUN FO EFCC.
WASH WASH MEANS U CLEAN UR HIV ASHAWO MONKEY MAMA NA SISTA TOTO B4 DEY
GO WORKIN FOR ALLEN AVE. COM CARY WAT AREA BOYZ DO TO U SISTAR. FOCK
UR PAPA WEN E FUCK UR BRODA NA GET KISS OF DEATH FOR BABOON GRANMOTHER
STINKIN TOTO. UR MAMA AM MONKEY TOTO STINK UP ALL OF NAIJA REAL BAD.
I HAVE NOW PLACE U NAME AT OKIJA SHRINE COMFORT FOR NA LAND O DEAD,
BASTERD LIZARD MONKEY. U GO DIE AS POOR CHURCH RAT, BASTERD HE GOAT
MUMU WITHOUT FUTURE, U B DISGRACE FO U VILLAGE. MAY NA CLIFFORD ORJI
VISIT UR GENERATION.
FIRMING. GOAT FORKER IDIOOOOOOOOOOT. U ARE NOT SUPOSE TO EVEN HAVE A
BOX. U B SUCH FOOL UR MAMA TOTO SURFER FOR LABOUR FOR NOTING... MUMU
FO LIFE, U GET NO FUTURE EXCEPT AS MUGUN FO EFCC.
WASH WASH MEANS U CLEAN UR HIV ASHAWO MONKEY MAMA NA SISTA TOTO B4 DEY
GO WORKIN FOR ALLEN AVE. COM CARY WAT AREA BOYZ DO TO U SISTAR. FOCK
UR PAPA WEN E FUCK UR BRODA NA GET KISS OF DEATH FOR BABOON GRANMOTHER
STINKIN TOTO. UR MAMA AM MONKEY TOTO STINK UP ALL OF NAIJA REAL BAD.
I HAVE NOW PLACE U NAME AT OKIJA SHRINE COMFORT FOR NA LAND O DEAD,
BASTERD LIZARD MONKEY. U GO DIE AS POOR CHURCH RAT, BASTERD HE GOAT
MUMU WITHOUT FUTURE, U B DISGRACE FO U VILLAGE. MAY NA CLIFFORD ORJI
VISIT UR GENERATION.
Essentially, you're a fool, your mother has HIV, your sister is a prostitute, and you will die poor.
"Reverend" Kojo doesn't seem happy.
dem nor va tell u b4 say u b bastard
/. na me rape your mama pregnant wen she born u.
/. na me rape your mama pregnant wen she born u.
NA MI RAPE YOUR MAMA WHEN SHE COME GIVE BIRTH TO YOU... SO NA YOUR PAPA U DEY INSULT SO. BUT U NOR KNOW
I reply:
YOU TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT U R FUCKING A GOAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
You will find that these insults often have no relevance to what was said. That's okay.
Round 2 commences (subject: GET READY FOR WAR):
JEFF.
2011 IS SET TO BRING YOU A SERIOUS MOTOR ACCIDENT. PAINS SHAME AND DISGRACE. SERIES OF SORROWS. PROBLEM AND DISASTERS. THE YEAR 2011 REPRESENT A POWERFUL PROBLEM TO YOU. AND WILL AFFECT YOU IN DIFFERENT AREAS OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. INCLUDING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. FATHER. MOTHER. SISTER. BROTHERS AND THAT YOUR BROTHER LIVING WITH YOU. YOU SHALL CONTINUE TO BE PAID EVIL FOR ANY GOOD YOU DOES TO ANY ONE. FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS . YOU SHALL NOT SEE GOOD IN YOUR LIFE. THE PROBLEM THAT SENT YOU AWAY FROM WERE YOU WHERE TO WERE YOU ARE NOW. THAT SAME PROBLEM WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR EARLY GRAVE SOON. YOU AND THAT YOUR BROTHER LIVING WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU PEOPLE SHALL EXPERIENCE A FATAL MOTOR ACCIDENT SOON THAT WILL BRING DEATH AROUND YOUR CORNER.
YOU SHUT FOOL. I WILL MAKE SURE I SENT MY BOYS TO YOUR HOUSE. THEN YOU WILL KNOW I AM NOT DOING GUY MAN WORK HERE. DONT WORRY. I HAVE BOYS THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR MATTER VERY WELL FOR ME... YOUR FAMILY ARE OVER THERE SURFRING YET YOU ARE OVER HERE DIEING. VERY SOON THE DEATH WILL SWEEP YOU ALL AT ONCE. BUT BEFORE THEN. I SEND MY BOYS TO YOU FIRST.
YOU SHUT MAN WITH YOUR SMALL BODY LIKE CHURCH RAT.
2011 IS SET TO BRING YOU A SERIOUS MOTOR ACCIDENT. PAINS SHAME AND DISGRACE. SERIES OF SORROWS. PROBLEM AND DISASTERS. THE YEAR 2011 REPRESENT A POWERFUL PROBLEM TO YOU. AND WILL AFFECT YOU IN DIFFERENT AREAS OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. INCLUDING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. FATHER. MOTHER. SISTER. BROTHERS AND THAT YOUR BROTHER LIVING WITH YOU. YOU SHALL CONTINUE TO BE PAID EVIL FOR ANY GOOD YOU DOES TO ANY ONE. FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS . YOU SHALL NOT SEE GOOD IN YOUR LIFE. THE PROBLEM THAT SENT YOU AWAY FROM WERE YOU WHERE TO WERE YOU ARE NOW. THAT SAME PROBLEM WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR EARLY GRAVE SOON. YOU AND THAT YOUR BROTHER LIVING WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU PEOPLE SHALL EXPERIENCE A FATAL MOTOR ACCIDENT SOON THAT WILL BRING DEATH AROUND YOUR CORNER.
YOU SHUT FOOL. I WILL MAKE SURE I SENT MY BOYS TO YOUR HOUSE. THEN YOU WILL KNOW I AM NOT DOING GUY MAN WORK HERE. DONT WORRY. I HAVE BOYS THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR MATTER VERY WELL FOR ME... YOUR FAMILY ARE OVER THERE SURFRING YET YOU ARE OVER HERE DIEING. VERY SOON THE DEATH WILL SWEEP YOU ALL AT ONCE. BUT BEFORE THEN. I SEND MY BOYS TO YOU FIRST.
YOU SHUT MAN WITH YOUR SMALL BODY LIKE CHURCH RAT.
Round 3:
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL DIE IN THIS COUNTRY THAT YOU ARE. YOU CANNOT EVEN APPROACHED A WOMAN. WHAT SOMEONE HAS PREPARED ON THE GROUND IS WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR SELF. THAT SAME THING IS WHAT IS BRINGING PROBLEM TO YOU RIGHT NOW. PREPARE YOUR SELF FOR WAR.
AFTER ALL. I HEARD FROM A SOURCE HOW THAT MAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER SO HAD BECAUSE YOUR FATHER COULD NOT DO IT WELL FOR HER. AND THAT FUCKING OUTSIDE OF YOU MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THAT YOUR BROTHER LIVING WITH YOU. SHAM ON YOUR FATHER AND SHAM ON YOUR MOTHER. AND SHAME ALSO TO YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE THE CHILDREN. YOUR MOTHER IS AT HOME CRYING FOR YOU TO SEND HER MONEY. I BELIEVE SHE WILL SOON GO AND FUCK OUT SIDE BECAUSE OF MONEY AGAIN. SHE HAS ALWAYS BE FUCKING OUT SIDE. AND THAT WAS HOW WE MET OUR SELVES. I AM EVEN TIRE OF FUCKING THAT OLD AND WRINKLED PUSSY OF YOUR MOTHER. SHE IS TOO OLD FOR MY LIKING.
YOU SHUT FOOL. YOU AND AKIN AND PAWPAW. I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHO IS TALLER. WHEN YOUR FRIEND SNATCH YOUR GIRL FRIEND FROM YOU . WHAT DID YOU DO. FOOLISH FOOL LIKE YOU. YOU LEAVE IN ONE SINGLE ROOM YET YOU MAKE YOUR MOUTH TELLING PEOPLE YOU ARE FROM SOME WHERE. SINGLE ROOM BOY LIKE YOU. YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOUR STUPID OLD WOMAN TELL YOU SAY ....YOU LOOK LIKE FOURTEEN?... SMALL BOY LIKE YOU THAT I WAS TRYING TO HELP.. OKIJAA JUJU IS CALLING YOUR SPIRIT. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
DONT YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY? LOOK AT YOU WHO IS SAYING SOMEONE HAS NOT MADE MONEY. WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS OVER THERE FUCKING AROUND FOR MONEY. AND YOUR FATHER DOING SECURITY JOB ALL OVER. YOU CAN STILL OPEN YOUR WIDE MOUTH TO TALK BECAUSE YOU CAN SUCK YOUR MOTHER PUSSY.
STOP JEALOUS YOUR FRIEND ABEL. HE HAS MADE MONEY GO MAKE YOURS. I HAVE MADE MONEY . HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT I NOW LEAVE IN SELF COMPOUND. IDIOT LIKE YOU.
AFTER ALL. I HEARD FROM A SOURCE HOW THAT MAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER SO HAD BECAUSE YOUR FATHER COULD NOT DO IT WELL FOR HER. AND THAT FUCKING OUTSIDE OF YOU MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THAT YOUR BROTHER LIVING WITH YOU. SHAM ON YOUR FATHER AND SHAM ON YOUR MOTHER. AND SHAME ALSO TO YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE THE CHILDREN. YOUR MOTHER IS AT HOME CRYING FOR YOU TO SEND HER MONEY. I BELIEVE SHE WILL SOON GO AND FUCK OUT SIDE BECAUSE OF MONEY AGAIN. SHE HAS ALWAYS BE FUCKING OUT SIDE. AND THAT WAS HOW WE MET OUR SELVES. I AM EVEN TIRE OF FUCKING THAT OLD AND WRINKLED PUSSY OF YOUR MOTHER. SHE IS TOO OLD FOR MY LIKING.
YOU SHUT FOOL. YOU AND AKIN AND PAWPAW. I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHO IS TALLER. WHEN YOUR FRIEND SNATCH YOUR GIRL FRIEND FROM YOU . WHAT DID YOU DO. FOOLISH FOOL LIKE YOU. YOU LEAVE IN ONE SINGLE ROOM YET YOU MAKE YOUR MOUTH TELLING PEOPLE YOU ARE FROM SOME WHERE. SINGLE ROOM BOY LIKE YOU. YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOUR STUPID OLD WOMAN TELL YOU SAY ....YOU LOOK LIKE FOURTEEN?... SMALL BOY LIKE YOU THAT I WAS TRYING TO HELP.. OKIJAA JUJU IS CALLING YOUR SPIRIT. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
DONT YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY? LOOK AT YOU WHO IS SAYING SOMEONE HAS NOT MADE MONEY. WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS OVER THERE FUCKING AROUND FOR MONEY. AND YOUR FATHER DOING SECURITY JOB ALL OVER. YOU CAN STILL OPEN YOUR WIDE MOUTH TO TALK BECAUSE YOU CAN SUCK YOUR MOTHER PUSSY.
STOP JEALOUS YOUR FRIEND ABEL. HE HAS MADE MONEY GO MAKE YOURS. I HAVE MADE MONEY . HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT I NOW LEAVE IN SELF COMPOUND. IDIOT LIKE YOU.
Round 4:
YOUR MAMA TOTO DEY SMELL. EMEKA IS AN IDIOT ..... IYA... IYA ....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EMEKA IS A BIG FOOL.... IYA ... IYA ,,,, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR MAMA GO DIE THIS YEAR AND YOUR FAMILY NOR GO GET 1.CEDE OR NAIRA TO BURIE HER. SHE WILL ROTTEN AND SMELL. AND THAT SMELL WILL COS MORE DEATH IN YOUR FAMILY. BUT YOU WILL DIE FIRST. BECAUSE YOUR MATES ARE IN HELL FIRE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME JOIN THEM........ OYANRA. ETUM' NEGE. IKPUGI. ANOFIA LIKE U. BIST. DEATH IS CALLING YOU. GO... GOOO GOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... GO AND DIE BY MOTOR ACCIDENT I HAVE SWEAR ON YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION. JEFF MY FOOT OR YOU AR FEDRICK MY BOOTUS.
AFTER YOUR DEATH. ALL THE MEN IN YOUR FAMILY WILL INVOLVE ON A ROBBERY CASE AT ONCE.. AND THE POLICE FORCE SHALL SEND THEM TO THEIR EARLY GRAVE WITHOUT NO BAIL GRANT. WHILE ALL THE WOMEN SHALL INVOLVE ON PROSTITUTION IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT NO TURNING BACK. AND NA AREA BOYS WITH TROTRO DRIVERS GO FUCK THEIR TOTO TEAR. AND NO DOCTOR GO FIT PATCH THE TOTO AGAIN. NA THAT ONE GO KILL THEM. ESIE'WU LIKE YOU. YOUR GOOD GO TURN BAD TO THE EYES OF ANY BODY YOU HELP. NA MY PRAYER FOR THEM TO PAY YOU WITH EVIL. AS YOU RUSH GO RUSSIA RUSH COM BACK. NA SO YOU GO RUSH GET ACCIDENT WEN EGO TAKE YOUR LIFE THIS WEEK.
EMEKA IS A BIG FOOL.... IYA ... IYA ,,,, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR MAMA GO DIE THIS YEAR AND YOUR FAMILY NOR GO GET 1.CEDE OR NAIRA TO BURIE HER. SHE WILL ROTTEN AND SMELL. AND THAT SMELL WILL COS MORE DEATH IN YOUR FAMILY. BUT YOU WILL DIE FIRST. BECAUSE YOUR MATES ARE IN HELL FIRE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME JOIN THEM........ OYANRA. ETUM' NEGE. IKPUGI. ANOFIA LIKE U. BIST. DEATH IS CALLING YOU. GO... GOOO GOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... GO AND DIE BY MOTOR ACCIDENT I HAVE SWEAR ON YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION. JEFF MY FOOT OR YOU AR FEDRICK MY BOOTUS.
AFTER YOUR DEATH. ALL THE MEN IN YOUR FAMILY WILL INVOLVE ON A ROBBERY CASE AT ONCE.. AND THE POLICE FORCE SHALL SEND THEM TO THEIR EARLY GRAVE WITHOUT NO BAIL GRANT. WHILE ALL THE WOMEN SHALL INVOLVE ON PROSTITUTION IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT NO TURNING BACK. AND NA AREA BOYS WITH TROTRO DRIVERS GO FUCK THEIR TOTO TEAR. AND NO DOCTOR GO FIT PATCH THE TOTO AGAIN. NA THAT ONE GO KILL THEM. ESIE'WU LIKE YOU. YOUR GOOD GO TURN BAD TO THE EYES OF ANY BODY YOU HELP. NA MY PRAYER FOR THEM TO PAY YOU WITH EVIL. AS YOU RUSH GO RUSSIA RUSH COM BACK. NA SO YOU GO RUSH GET ACCIDENT WEN EGO TAKE YOUR LIFE THIS WEEK.
I reply:
YOU AMS PIECE OF GORRILA SHIT.
U ARE ILITERATE BASHTERD OF HIHEST ORDER. UR PAPA IS ARM RUBBER STARVIN DEAD ON
ITA OKO EYELAND BEGGIN FO FOOD. UR MAMA NA 5 NAIRA ASHOWO LIKE UR
SISTA BUT SHE 2 NRAIA BISTERD. SMALL BOI. HYENA.
DAT IS MY PRAYWERS FO U U WILL NOT MAK ONE KOBO FROM MAGA DIS YEAR.
ANIMAL. CRIMENEL. U WILL DRIN URIN ON BUS COS U HOMOSESXUALIST
I HAV SAKRIFISTE GOAT FO RIVER SHRINE SO DAT DIS CAN NO AM BE TO
RETURN. WHENIVER U DRINK WATER OR CLEANS OR TORUCH
DAT TOKOLOSHE WIL HUNT U LIKE AMIMAL STINKIN HYENA LIKE U. VILAGE
IDOIT PUSH TRUK
U ARE ILITERATE BASHTERD OF HIHEST ORDER. UR PAPA IS ARM RUBBER STARVIN DEAD ON
ITA OKO EYELAND BEGGIN FO FOOD. UR MAMA NA 5 NAIRA ASHOWO LIKE UR
SISTA BUT SHE 2 NRAIA BISTERD. SMALL BOI. HYENA.
DAT IS MY PRAYWERS FO U U WILL NOT MAK ONE KOBO FROM MAGA DIS YEAR.
ANIMAL. CRIMENEL. U WILL DRIN URIN ON BUS COS U HOMOSESXUALIST
I HAV SAKRIFISTE GOAT FO RIVER SHRINE SO DAT DIS CAN NO AM BE TO
RETURN. WHENIVER U DRINK WATER OR CLEANS OR TORUCH
DAT TOKOLOSHE WIL HUNT U LIKE AMIMAL STINKIN HYENA LIKE U. VILAGE
IDOIT PUSH TRUK
Round 5:
JEFF.
THE SECURITY JOB THAT YOUR FATHER IS DOING WILL VERY SOON SEND HIM TO HIS GRAVE. WHILE THE PROSTITUTION YOUR MOTHER IS INTO AT WARRI WILL ALSO SOON SEND HER TO A SICK BED WERE THERE WILL BE NO SOLUTION FROM A MEDICAL DOCTOR. BECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH HER FEW HOURS AGO WHEN SHE STARTED SHOUTING HAW....USH...... SO SHE HAS CONTACTED THE HIV I CONTACTED FROM YOUR PROSTITUTE ELDEST SISTER WHO IS NOW MARRIED TO THAT FOOLISH MAN YOUR HOPELESS FATHER CALL AN IN LAW. HOWEVER. YOU DO NOT HAVE A CAR BUT KEEP LYING TO PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE CARS.(NA GOD WITH DEVIL GO COMBINE STRIKE YOU WITH THUNDER. AND YOU GO DIE OPEN MOUTH WERE FLIES GO QUICK ENTER YOUR MOUTH SO THAT YOU GO QUICK ROTTEN. AND YOUR TWO LEGS GO OPEN WIDE FOR ABOKI TO CUT YOUR PRICK FOR RITUAL).
WERE YOU DEY WEN ABEL DEY BUY CARS AND BUILD HOUSES? YOU RUSH GO RUSSIA AND RUSH COME BACK LIKE A RUSHING TAP WEN THE WATER THEY WAIST AWAY. YOU ARE A WAIST TO YOUR GENERATION. I PITTY THE GIRL WEN SHE GO BORN FOR YOU. BECAUSE YOU CANNOT EVEN AFFORD A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THE PIKIN. OR BUYING A PRESENTS. SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR WICK LIFE WEN YOU DEY LEAVE FOR THIS COUNTRY. FOOL . NA GIRL GO COOK PIOSON FOR YOU CHOP FOR THIS COUNTRY. WHY YOU NOR RUSH BACK TO RUSSIA AGAIN? AKPA....LIKE...... YOU......GO NA........ EWU.
RUSH GO COLLECT YOUR ABINO PIKIN FOR RUSSIA NA. IF THE GOVERNMENT NOR JAIL YOU. EVEN IF YOU SUCCEED TO COLLECT YOUR ABINO PIKIN. NA MILITANT GO KIDNAP AHM KILL AHM. BECAUSE YOU NOR EVEN GET MONEY TO SAVE YOUR ABINO PIKIN.
YOUR MATES DEY MAKE UP THEIR MIND DEY MAKE MONEY FOR LIFE. YOU DEY THERE DEY CHOP BEANS AND GARRI WEN E GO HANG FOR YOUR TROOTE .SHUT THIN. AKIN AND PAWPAW BETTER PASS YOU. DWAFF LIKE YOU. I PROMISE YOU. I GO BUST YOUR HOUSE FOR THIS COUNTRY . READY I GO COME FOR YOU.....SOON.
YOUR LIFE NA TO BORROW PEOPLE CAR DRIVE TAKE GO CHASE HIV GIRLS. WHY YOU FAMILY DEY SUFFER FOR NIGERIA.
THE SECURITY JOB THAT YOUR FATHER IS DOING WILL VERY SOON SEND HIM TO HIS GRAVE. WHILE THE PROSTITUTION YOUR MOTHER IS INTO AT WARRI WILL ALSO SOON SEND HER TO A SICK BED WERE THERE WILL BE NO SOLUTION FROM A MEDICAL DOCTOR. BECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH HER FEW HOURS AGO WHEN SHE STARTED SHOUTING HAW....USH...... SO SHE HAS CONTACTED THE HIV I CONTACTED FROM YOUR PROSTITUTE ELDEST SISTER WHO IS NOW MARRIED TO THAT FOOLISH MAN YOUR HOPELESS FATHER CALL AN IN LAW. HOWEVER. YOU DO NOT HAVE A CAR BUT KEEP LYING TO PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE CARS.(NA GOD WITH DEVIL GO COMBINE STRIKE YOU WITH THUNDER. AND YOU GO DIE OPEN MOUTH WERE FLIES GO QUICK ENTER YOUR MOUTH SO THAT YOU GO QUICK ROTTEN. AND YOUR TWO LEGS GO OPEN WIDE FOR ABOKI TO CUT YOUR PRICK FOR RITUAL).
WERE YOU DEY WEN ABEL DEY BUY CARS AND BUILD HOUSES? YOU RUSH GO RUSSIA AND RUSH COME BACK LIKE A RUSHING TAP WEN THE WATER THEY WAIST AWAY. YOU ARE A WAIST TO YOUR GENERATION. I PITTY THE GIRL WEN SHE GO BORN FOR YOU. BECAUSE YOU CANNOT EVEN AFFORD A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THE PIKIN. OR BUYING A PRESENTS. SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR WICK LIFE WEN YOU DEY LEAVE FOR THIS COUNTRY. FOOL . NA GIRL GO COOK PIOSON FOR YOU CHOP FOR THIS COUNTRY. WHY YOU NOR RUSH BACK TO RUSSIA AGAIN? AKPA....LIKE...... YOU......GO NA........ EWU.
RUSH GO COLLECT YOUR ABINO PIKIN FOR RUSSIA NA. IF THE GOVERNMENT NOR JAIL YOU. EVEN IF YOU SUCCEED TO COLLECT YOUR ABINO PIKIN. NA MILITANT GO KIDNAP AHM KILL AHM. BECAUSE YOU NOR EVEN GET MONEY TO SAVE YOUR ABINO PIKIN.
YOUR MATES DEY MAKE UP THEIR MIND DEY MAKE MONEY FOR LIFE. YOU DEY THERE DEY CHOP BEANS AND GARRI WEN E GO HANG FOR YOUR TROOTE .SHUT THIN. AKIN AND PAWPAW BETTER PASS YOU. DWAFF LIKE YOU. I PROMISE YOU. I GO BUST YOUR HOUSE FOR THIS COUNTRY . READY I GO COME FOR YOU.....SOON.
YOUR LIFE NA TO BORROW PEOPLE CAR DRIVE TAKE GO CHASE HIV GIRLS. WHY YOU FAMILY DEY SUFFER FOR NIGERIA.
My auto-responder cycles again and I send him my original "U B NA BIGGEST MUMU FOR INTERNET" insult script.
Round 6!
YOU SABOTUA AND A NICONPOL. WHY ARE YOU SENDING THE MESSAGE YOU HAVE SENT BEFORE. I THOUGHT YOU CAN STROKE. BIG FOOL LIKE YOU . I PROMISE. I GO BRING MY BOYS FOR THIS GHANA COM RUB YOU. THAT YOUR ONE ROOM WHEN YOU DEY STAY NOR GO CONTAIN YOU THIS WHOLE YEAR. JEFF. LET ME REALLY SHOW YOU WHOM I AM. IDIOT. CHRISTIAN VILLAGE NA YOUR PAPA VILLAGE. WETIN YOU BE?. YOU NOR BE HEE NOTHING. IF YOU BE SOMETHING. THEN GO MEET YOUR PIKIN AND THE MOTHER. COMMON BIRTHDAY YOU NOR FIT DO FOR YOUR CRIPPLE PIKIN. SHAME ON YOU. 14 YEAR OLD BOY LIKE YOU. SMALL SHIT.
I reply:
I HEAR FROM CAFE BOIS THAT U CAN'T EVEN PACKAGE MAGA BROWDER. I GOT 5K FROM THAT JOB. U MUST B NA DUMBEST MUGU IN THE UNIVERSE IF U CANT DO THAT JOB CORECTLY, U SHOUD GO HOSPITAL FOR HOMOSESUAL ILITERATE RETARDS.
U THINK UR BOIS CAN TAKE ME? UR BOIS BE DOGS I CANNOT HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF MY MERCENDES-BENZ.
COME AND SUCK MY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER
JULIUS EMEKA
U THINK UR BOIS CAN TAKE ME? UR BOIS BE DOGS I CANNOT HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF MY MERCENDES-BENZ.
COME AND SUCK MY DICK, MOTHERFUCKER
JULIUS EMEKA
Round 7:
SHOT IDIOT.
WHEN I WAS USING YOUR LAP TOP. SO YOU DO NOT NOTICE THAT I FORWARDED SOME OF YOUR DOCUMENT AND YOUR CLIENTS INFORMATION CONTACT?
I JUST GOT A SELF COMPOUND APARTMENT FROM ONE OF THOSE YOUR JOB. ALSO. I JUST BOUGHT A CAR. CAMRY 2.2 MUZZLE. HOW ABOUT THAT? FOOL LIKE YOU. YOU THINK YOU ARE WISE BUT I MAFIA YOUR JOB. AND I WAS PAID A HUGE SUM TWICE.
GO AND USE THE 5K TO RENT AN APARTMENT. THAT KITCHEN YOU ARE LIVING IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU AND YOUR FOOLISH BROTHER WHO CANNOT CONTINUE HIS LIFE WITH A GOOD THING. BECAUSE I LIVE IN A VERY SPACIOUS COMPOUND. AND ME ALONE. I DON"T STAY WITH CROWD LIKE YOU DO. VERY SOON I KNOW THE BOTH OF YOU WILL HAVE AN ACCIDENT THAT WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE.
TAKE A LOOK ON THE SPELLINGS OF MERCEDES BENZ. BUT YOU WENT AND WROTE
MERCENDES-BENZ. IS THAT HOW TO SMELL IT. ANOFIA LIKE YOU . EWU.
YOUR CUP WILL SOON BE FULL. I AM COMING WITH MY GANG FOR YOU. DO NOT EVER TRY TO GO TO ANY OF THOSE CLUB. BECAUSE IF YOU DO. THEN YOUR CASE WILL BE MORE WORSE COMPARE TO WHEN WE VISIT YOU AT YOUR KITCHEN THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE ROOM. I PROMISE YOU. I MUST VISIT YOU FOR YOU TO SEE AND KNOW WHOM I REALLY AM. THIS IS NOT A JOKE ISSUE. GET READY FOR A WAR. YOU MURDER FUCKER.
LET ME REMIND YOU OF HOW SLAVERY YOU ARE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. A SLAVE LIKE YOU IS NOT FIT TO EXIST. THIS IS THE REASON I AM COMING TO VISIT YOU WITH MY GANG. AND YOU WILL RECEIVE HARD FROM US.
BEGGAR LIKE YOU. GO TO THE ROAD SIDE. THAT IS WERE YOU CAN MAKE MORE MONEY. STOP FOLLOWING PEOPLE BEHIND AS A BEGGAR. IF YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO MY ADVISE THEN WAIT UNTIL MY VISIT FOR YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE FOURTEEN. THAT WAS WHAT THAT WOMAN SAID. AKIN AND PAWPAW NA YOU BEEEEEEEEE
WHEN I WAS USING YOUR LAP TOP. SO YOU DO NOT NOTICE THAT I FORWARDED SOME OF YOUR DOCUMENT AND YOUR CLIENTS INFORMATION CONTACT?
I JUST GOT A SELF COMPOUND APARTMENT FROM ONE OF THOSE YOUR JOB. ALSO. I JUST BOUGHT A CAR. CAMRY 2.2 MUZZLE. HOW ABOUT THAT? FOOL LIKE YOU. YOU THINK YOU ARE WISE BUT I MAFIA YOUR JOB. AND I WAS PAID A HUGE SUM TWICE.
GO AND USE THE 5K TO RENT AN APARTMENT. THAT KITCHEN YOU ARE LIVING IS TOO SMALL FOR YOU AND YOUR FOOLISH BROTHER WHO CANNOT CONTINUE HIS LIFE WITH A GOOD THING. BECAUSE I LIVE IN A VERY SPACIOUS COMPOUND. AND ME ALONE. I DON"T STAY WITH CROWD LIKE YOU DO. VERY SOON I KNOW THE BOTH OF YOU WILL HAVE AN ACCIDENT THAT WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE.
TAKE A LOOK ON THE SPELLINGS OF MERCEDES BENZ. BUT YOU WENT AND WROTE
MERCENDES-BENZ. IS THAT HOW TO SMELL IT. ANOFIA LIKE YOU . EWU.
YOUR CUP WILL SOON BE FULL. I AM COMING WITH MY GANG FOR YOU. DO NOT EVER TRY TO GO TO ANY OF THOSE CLUB. BECAUSE IF YOU DO. THEN YOUR CASE WILL BE MORE WORSE COMPARE TO WHEN WE VISIT YOU AT YOUR KITCHEN THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE ROOM. I PROMISE YOU. I MUST VISIT YOU FOR YOU TO SEE AND KNOW WHOM I REALLY AM. THIS IS NOT A JOKE ISSUE. GET READY FOR A WAR. YOU MURDER FUCKER.
LET ME REMIND YOU OF HOW SLAVERY YOU ARE TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. A SLAVE LIKE YOU IS NOT FIT TO EXIST. THIS IS THE REASON I AM COMING TO VISIT YOU WITH MY GANG. AND YOU WILL RECEIVE HARD FROM US.
BEGGAR LIKE YOU. GO TO THE ROAD SIDE. THAT IS WERE YOU CAN MAKE MORE MONEY. STOP FOLLOWING PEOPLE BEHIND AS A BEGGAR. IF YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO MY ADVISE THEN WAIT UNTIL MY VISIT FOR YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE FOURTEEN. THAT WAS WHAT THAT WOMAN SAID. AKIN AND PAWPAW NA YOU BEEEEEEEEE
I reply:
SPACIOUS COMPOUND? YOU GOT URSELF AND UR GANG A NEW CARDBOARD BOX TO LIVE IN, IC? HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I AM READING THIS ON MY NEW GOLD PLATED IPHONE WHILE TAKING A SHIT IN MY AUTOMATIC TOILET.
DUMBFUCK. YOU ARE THE REL MURDER FUCKER. I AM VICE CHAIRMAN OF GOMERBOYZ. DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE? YOU WILL FIND OUT. WHEN U ARE TOO DESTIUTE TO PAY FOR UR HIV STINK ASHAWO MOTHER SERVICES YOU WILL RUE MESSING US.
IDIOT. GOATFUCKER. HOMOSESUAL. DISGRACE TO FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ON YOUR TOMBSTONE.
JULIUS EMEKA
DUMBFUCK. YOU ARE THE REL MURDER FUCKER. I AM VICE CHAIRMAN OF GOMERBOYZ. DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE? YOU WILL FIND OUT. WHEN U ARE TOO DESTIUTE TO PAY FOR UR HIV STINK ASHAWO MOTHER SERVICES YOU WILL RUE MESSING US.
IDIOT. GOATFUCKER. HOMOSESUAL. DISGRACE TO FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ON YOUR TOMBSTONE.
JULIUS EMEKA
Round 8 - its not written in caps! He must be serious. Spoiler because of excessively bad language and weirdness.
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Poor Misguided Franklin.
You are the bench man of what? listen to your self. You idiot. i have already known you but you don"t even know the person you are dealing with. I will order your real chairman to give you a huge punishment before i will deal with you. You chairman is my boy. go and ask him. I pity you because your life is in a serious danger. For your information.
My mother passed away over 50 years ago so if you like fucking dead
people you are very welcome, I do not think she would object. Since I
divorced my ex-wife she has contracted many many diseases and has grown
to over three hundred pounds so if you like being fucked by diseased fat
women again, you are welcome however I suggest that you wear rubbers on
your toes. Are your toes as large as your thick long throbbing penis
with the bulging veins?
Perhaps I will rip out your mother's eyes and piss on her brain while I
slice through your chest and extract your beating heart to show it to
you just before you die.
Bring on your best, little boy. I enjoy your childish insults as it is
fast becoming obvious that you are a very small child plying games with
people who are so much better than you. In fact, I laugh at your
childish insults which I am sure you will enjoy once you learn how to do
it. YOU ARE THE WORLD BIGGEST IDIOT I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS. FOOL.
You are the bench man of what? listen to your self. You idiot. i have already known you but you don"t even know the person you are dealing with. I will order your real chairman to give you a huge punishment before i will deal with you. You chairman is my boy. go and ask him. I pity you because your life is in a serious danger. For your information.
My mother passed away over 50 years ago so if you like fucking dead
people you are very welcome, I do not think she would object. Since I
divorced my ex-wife she has contracted many many diseases and has grown
to over three hundred pounds so if you like being fucked by diseased fat
women again, you are welcome however I suggest that you wear rubbers on
your toes. Are your toes as large as your thick long throbbing penis
with the bulging veins?
Perhaps I will rip out your mother's eyes and piss on her brain while I
slice through your chest and extract your beating heart to show it to
you just before you die.
Bring on your best, little boy. I enjoy your childish insults as it is
fast becoming obvious that you are a very small child plying games with
people who are so much better than you. In fact, I laugh at your
childish insults which I am sure you will enjoy once you learn how to do
it. YOU ARE THE WORLD BIGGEST IDIOT I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS. FOOL.
I challenge him to mortal combat:
COME TO PIPE ROAD IN LAGOS. BRING ALL YOUR BOIS, FKIN PUSSY. I WILL SMOKE YOU LIKE PIGDOG.
JULIUS EMEKA
JULIUS EMEKA
Round 9:
YOU ARE REALLY A BIG FOOL. WERE IS PIPE ROAD IN LAGOS. IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE A COMPLETE MAN . GIVE ME YOUR COMPLETE ADDRESS OR ANY WERE WE CAN MEET FOR THE BATTLE. YOU BASTARD SON OF A BEACH.
I reply:
I BET YOU TOO PUSSY TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BIG WORDS FOR SMALL BOI.
YOU COME DOWN TO LAGOS AND I WILL TELL U WHERE TO MEET ME FOR FINAL BATTLE. I WIL TAKE ON ALL UR BOYS, SEND THEM BACK TO UR BABOON MAMA IN PIECE.
FUCKIN MUGU SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
JULIUS EMEKA
YOU COME DOWN TO LAGOS AND I WILL TELL U WHERE TO MEET ME FOR FINAL BATTLE. I WIL TAKE ON ALL UR BOYS, SEND THEM BACK TO UR BABOON MAMA IN PIECE.
FUCKIN MUGU SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
JULIUS EMEKA
Round 10:
CONTINUE TO PLAY WITH YOUR LIFE
I reply:
I KNEW DIS. THAT YOU ARE TOO COWARD TO SETTLE OUR BUSINESS
INSTEAD U HUDDLE IN UR GHANA SHITHOLE HOVEL, HURLING INSULTS LIKE THE SMALL BOI U R, WHILE A CHIMPANZEE SHITS ON YOUR FACE THAT YOU DO NOT NOTICE BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR THREE DECADES.
FKING SCUM. GOD WILL JUDGE U.
INSTEAD U HUDDLE IN UR GHANA SHITHOLE HOVEL, HURLING INSULTS LIKE THE SMALL BOI U R, WHILE A CHIMPANZEE SHITS ON YOUR FACE THAT YOU DO NOT NOTICE BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR THREE DECADES.
FKING SCUM. GOD WILL JUDGE U.
Round 11:
WOLRD BIGGEST FOOL..
IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET. AND I PROMISE YOU SHALL SURFFER FROM DAY TO DAY. NIGHT TO NIGHT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE SHORT PERIOD OF TIME THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE. BECAUSE YOUR GRAVE HAS ALREADY BE DUG. WHILE SOMEONE HAS BEEN SENT ON ERAUNT TO PURCHASE YOUR COFFIN.
IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET. AND I PROMISE YOU SHALL SURFFER FROM DAY TO DAY. NIGHT TO NIGHT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE SHORT PERIOD OF TIME THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE. BECAUSE YOUR GRAVE HAS ALREADY BE DUG. WHILE SOMEONE HAS BEEN SENT ON ERAUNT TO PURCHASE YOUR COFFIN.
Alright, that ends things for now, and will probably publish another regular bait in the next installment.
Hope you enjoyed.
PS - Bonus insult! This one was received by one of my co-baiters from Reverend Kojo.
YOU BASTARD.
HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? DON"T YOU HAVE RESPECT FOR ELDERS? I AM OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A CHILD OF YOUR AGE. BUT NOT HAVING YOU AS A CHILD OR YOUR TYPE. THIS IS BECAUSE. YOU ARE SUCH A USELESS CHILD AND A DISGRACE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AT HOME. A CHILD WHO HAVE NO FUTURE FOR A LIVING. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PEOPLE ARE MAKING MONEY? ANIMAL. AND LET ME WARN YOU. IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL. YOU AND THAT YOUR SMALL APARTMENT WILL BE SET ABLAZE. AND YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL.
IT IS A REAL PITY THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD A THREE SQUARE MEAL IN A DAY.
I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT IS THE REASON YOU SOUNDED SO BRUTISH. WEATHER YOU ARE SAMSON. MURFFY OR JEFF. OR YOU LIVE IN LABADI. I HAVE DEALT WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE TIME PAST. AND THEIR MISDID LANDED THEM IN THEIR EARLY GRAVE. YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET INTO MY NERVES. COS IF YOU DO. I WILL CERTAINLY USE MY BOYS AND A SPIRITUAL MEANS TO TRACE YOU OUT WERE EVER YOU GO. AND YOU WILL PAY BACK WITH YOUR LIFE. THIS IS ALL I CAN DO FOR YOU. BECAUSE YOUR HEAD MAY NOT QUALIFY FOR A MONEY RITUAL. ONLY COIN YOUR HEAD CAN PRODUCE. THIS IS REAL GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD. I HAVE SEARCH YOUR SPIRIT ON MY WHITE BASIN AND HAVE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. FOOLISH BOY LIKE YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW HIS WAY ON HOW TO MAKE MONEY WHEN OTHERS ARE MAKING MONEY. IDIOT.
FIRST. I WILL START BY VISITING YOUR SPIRIT AT NIGHT AND DEAL WITH YOU DRASTICALLY. THEN NEXT TIME YOU CAN LEARN A GOOD LESSON ON HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE STRONGER AND OLDER THAN YOU DO.
IF I HAVE OFFENDED PEOPLE. THEN I THINK ITS YOU. THEREFORE.
IF YOU CAN NOT ACT NOW. THEN I WILL REACT WERE EVER I SET MY EYES ON YOU. I HAVE ALREADY INFORM MY GANG TO KEEP THEIR EYES ON YOU WERE EVER YOU GO. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH YOUR BACK WERE EVER YOU GO. BECAUSE I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU HARD FROM A DISTANCE. BELIEVE IT . YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES. YOUR ARE FINISHED. COUNT YOUR SELF A DEAD MAN I SAY. I KNOW PLACE WERE I CAN MEET WITH YOU AND GET YOU DOWN. YOUR MOTHER PUSSY IS SO WIDE AND DEEP. GO AND FIX YOUR SIX INCHES PENIS INTO IT FOR THE LAST TIME B4 YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH SHALL VISIT YOU.
YOU ARE A SHAME TO FRIENDS AND FAMILIES. DISGRACE TO BROTHERS AND SISTERS. YOU ARE A USELESS ENTITY TO PARENTS AND RELATIVES INCLUDING YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION. WHAT A PITY YOU IMPREGNATED HER AND DENY IT.
NEMESIS SOON WILL FALL UPON YOU . AND I SHALL BE THE ONE TO EXECUTE YOU. EWU.
HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? DON"T YOU HAVE RESPECT FOR ELDERS? I AM OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A CHILD OF YOUR AGE. BUT NOT HAVING YOU AS A CHILD OR YOUR TYPE. THIS IS BECAUSE. YOU ARE SUCH A USELESS CHILD AND A DISGRACE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AT HOME. A CHILD WHO HAVE NO FUTURE FOR A LIVING. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PEOPLE ARE MAKING MONEY? ANIMAL. AND LET ME WARN YOU. IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL. YOU AND THAT YOUR SMALL APARTMENT WILL BE SET ABLAZE. AND YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL.
IT IS A REAL PITY THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD A THREE SQUARE MEAL IN A DAY.
I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT IS THE REASON YOU SOUNDED SO BRUTISH. WEATHER YOU ARE SAMSON. MURFFY OR JEFF. OR YOU LIVE IN LABADI. I HAVE DEALT WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE TIME PAST. AND THEIR MISDID LANDED THEM IN THEIR EARLY GRAVE. YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET INTO MY NERVES. COS IF YOU DO. I WILL CERTAINLY USE MY BOYS AND A SPIRITUAL MEANS TO TRACE YOU OUT WERE EVER YOU GO. AND YOU WILL PAY BACK WITH YOUR LIFE. THIS IS ALL I CAN DO FOR YOU. BECAUSE YOUR HEAD MAY NOT QUALIFY FOR A MONEY RITUAL. ONLY COIN YOUR HEAD CAN PRODUCE. THIS IS REAL GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD. I HAVE SEARCH YOUR SPIRIT ON MY WHITE BASIN AND HAVE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. FOOLISH BOY LIKE YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW HIS WAY ON HOW TO MAKE MONEY WHEN OTHERS ARE MAKING MONEY. IDIOT.
FIRST. I WILL START BY VISITING YOUR SPIRIT AT NIGHT AND DEAL WITH YOU DRASTICALLY. THEN NEXT TIME YOU CAN LEARN A GOOD LESSON ON HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE STRONGER AND OLDER THAN YOU DO.
IF I HAVE OFFENDED PEOPLE. THEN I THINK ITS YOU. THEREFORE.
IF YOU CAN NOT ACT NOW. THEN I WILL REACT WERE EVER I SET MY EYES ON YOU. I HAVE ALREADY INFORM MY GANG TO KEEP THEIR EYES ON YOU WERE EVER YOU GO. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH YOUR BACK WERE EVER YOU GO. BECAUSE I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU HARD FROM A DISTANCE. BELIEVE IT . YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES. YOUR ARE FINISHED. COUNT YOUR SELF A DEAD MAN I SAY. I KNOW PLACE WERE I CAN MEET WITH YOU AND GET YOU DOWN. YOUR MOTHER PUSSY IS SO WIDE AND DEEP. GO AND FIX YOUR SIX INCHES PENIS INTO IT FOR THE LAST TIME B4 YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH SHALL VISIT YOU.
YOU ARE A SHAME TO FRIENDS AND FAMILIES. DISGRACE TO BROTHERS AND SISTERS. YOU ARE A USELESS ENTITY TO PARENTS AND RELATIVES INCLUDING YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION. WHAT A PITY YOU IMPREGNATED HER AND DENY IT.
NEMESIS SOON WILL FALL UPON YOU . AND I SHALL BE THE ONE TO EXECUTE YOU. EWU.
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