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Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
January 26 2011 06:45 GMT
#21
LOL, so worth it. You'll get another chacne to get some action.

This won't happen again. xD

Build order for girls: 8 Movie, 10 Dinner, 12 Lean in for the kiss, and if that fails get back in with some harassment. -Day9

And at THIS one, I lol'd. So awesome. xD
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
January 26 2011 09:47 GMT
#22
That must have been at tough decision to make. The respect of many nerds. Or getting some.

Well played sir, you made the right choice.

I have had a similar experience, A female friend of mine's ringtone is sometihng with trumpets.
gg wp
timestep
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada73 Posts
January 26 2011 18:12 GMT
#23
this was very amusing
"whoop whoop whoop whoop" - Dr. Zoidberg
MeShiet
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada290 Posts
January 26 2011 19:37 GMT
#24
At first I thought this would be another brag blog about how good you are with the ladies but when I realized what it really was... I couldn't help but laugh like an idiot in a lounge at school.

Well played sir.
If you die this way, you won't live to tell anyone how you died
SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
January 26 2011 20:37 GMT
#25
Oh Day[9], what have you done...

That being said, props to you for choosing humor over pleasure. It takes quite a man for that.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
January 27 2011 05:32 GMT
#26
Trumpets!!!!
5/5
[TLMS] REBOOT
shinwa
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden225 Posts
January 27 2011 12:16 GMT
#27
Haha that was epic! Good that you followed through, as so would I
Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
January 27 2011 14:16 GMT
#28
Hahaha. Brilliant ending.
OmniscientSC2
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States713 Posts
February 16 2011 12:23 GMT
#29
Ahahahahah. So glad this got into Pony Tales #3 so I could read this.
"Did you know about Day and the Wicker Basket?" - Harem "Hi, I'm from Texas." -TLO
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
February 16 2011 13:11 GMT
#30
Hahaha, I was grinning like a banana while reading it. Thanks for sharing. :D
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Drogith
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1350 Posts
February 16 2011 19:38 GMT
#31
I laughed at work and got the look from other people... Maybe I should do some eh?
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
February 16 2011 21:31 GMT
#32
lmao, well played.
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
RedLuck
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada253 Posts
February 16 2011 21:38 GMT
#33
lol what episode is this whole trumpet thing about?
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
February 16 2011 21:50 GMT
#34
LOL that was hilarious.
"Fundamental preparation is always effective. Work on those parts of your game that are fundamentally weak." -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Marquise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States50 Posts
February 16 2011 22:12 GMT
#35
On February 17 2011 06:38 RedLuck wrote:
lol what episode is this whole trumpet thing about?

It's in #205 if I remember right.
Big thanks to the Pony Tales guys for featuring me
Zeddicus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States239 Posts
February 16 2011 22:18 GMT
#36
Day9 messing with the metagame again! Ladies expect to see Trumpets come out early for the next week or so...
benovak
Profile Joined December 2010
United States28 Posts
February 17 2011 10:17 GMT
#37
Day9 messing with the metagame again! Ladies expect to see Trumpets come out early for the next week or so...
Yeah that why you delay the Trumpets until the late game and bust em out right before you GG ;p
"HuK Fighting!" "Coughing Terran HWIIIIAATTING!"
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
February 17 2011 10:58 GMT
#38
rofl, good stuff
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Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
February 17 2011 16:56 GMT
#39
Haha! Thanks for sharing the story man, Had my grinning hard in my class.
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