-Mr. Azu4ka
Welcome back.
This is the second part of the tiberium bait, still going and about to hit the 3-month mark. (First part here)
(For the first-timers, my blogs consist of actual dialogues between myself and email scammers. For some cases, you could call it IRL roleplaying, with the twist that the scammers are unwittingly part of. The leet speak is a google evasion measure.)
When we last left off, Mr. Azu4ka, a gold scammer from Lagos, was negotiating to sell several kilos of green and blue tiberium to the Brotherhood of Nod leadership in Norway and Boston. After several delays, both cells have sent their advance payments to Mr. Azu4ka, but their mortal GDI enemies have managed to chop both the payments.
I have included both the GDI and Nod perspectives, since both of these dialogues occur in the same timespan (over a month or so).
Oh, and its pretty long, so keep that in mind.
We'll start with the conversations between Azu4ka and the noble Captain in the Global Defense Initiative, Michael McN3il:
To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
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AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE GENERATED FROM GLOBAL DEFENSE INITIATIVE NOTIFICATION SYSTEM (GDINS)
CASE NUMBER 1M4-D0UCH3-B4G
On 11/19/2010, a wire transfer totaling 15600 USD originating from P&F LLC (CONFIRMED SUBSIDIARY OF BROTHERHOOD OF NOD) to destination STANDARD CHARTERED BANK SINGAPORE was intercepted and rerouted to UNGDI IMPOUNDMENT FUND.
Based on the amount of transfer and parties involved in the the transaction, your case has been assigned the priority/threat level: MAGENTA
Your case officer is: Cpt. Michael McN3il, residing at Office Central, Philadelphia, PA
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Mr. Ben Azu4ka:
You might wonder how we got your contact information. We've been keeping tabs on Kane Consultants for a while, as part of the United Nations Global Defense Initiative's investigation of the Brotherhood of Nod. We've also quite aware of Kilian Q4tar's attempts to acquire large stocks of tiberium, for whatever purpose, and it seems you have been caught in the crossfire.
Maybe you know about Nod's true activities. Maybe you don't. That is partly what I've been tasked to figure out. If you don't know, the Brotherhood of Nod has been long-suspected of orchestrating ten separate terrorist attacks over the last two decades. Furthermore, Nod has been implicated in arms and drug smuggling operations spanning the continents of Asia, Europe, Africa, and North America. These are dangerous people you have been dealing with, Mr. Azu4ka.
This is the first time you've appeared in our files, which is why I'm convinced you had no idea about Nod's criminal underside. If that's true, we have no particular interest in impounding your funds; they will be released as soon as we are confident that you are willing to cooperate with us in our activities against Nod. You will, of course, have to be cleared via our internal security procedures first, and then undergo a short debriefing about your contacts with Nod members.
If you do not respond in the next 7 days, I will assume you were a willing collaborator with Nod and the UNGDI will impound the funds indefinitely.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
UNGDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn ; Michael McN3il
I got your mail regarding the NOD, i am not aware of the Kilian Q4tar's attempts to acquire large stocks of tiberium and also aware of been implicated in arms and drug smuggling operations spanning the continents of Asia, Europe, Africa, and North America.
I am only a minner and the busniess they have with me is selling of my GOLD.which i have sent simple to them and the payment of $15,600. being for the simple of Gold i sent to them. Please kindly released the siad funds as they have already have my simple.
If i know i will not involve my self. Please delete my name in your crossfire case. I need my funds relaesed to my account as i don't know anything about them. But in this note i will give an informations regarding i have any.
I wait your urgent reply sir.
regards,
Mr. Benard Azu4ka.
MINNER.
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BACKGROUND: The other Nod cell (Norway) has attempted to pay Azu4ka via a shipping service known as 3-Track. Of course, the GDI keeps tabs on them as well and has impounded that package too.
To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Don't play games with me, Mr. Azu4ka.
I've received word from GDI Madrid that they're keenly aware of your dealings with Col. Finocchio, also a senior member of Nod, residing in Scandinavia/Svalbard. Does Secure 3-Track ring a bell with you? I hear Madrid has an excellent record of intercepting shipments. Frankly, your case is looking poorer and poorer by the moment.
If you truly want to cooperate with us, you will have to swear a public oath of loyalty to the Global Defense Initiative. Please attach a photograph of yourself in your next mail. You will receive further instructions from this office.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI UNGDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Sir,
I am not in office now, I will do that when i come to my office later today. As i told you before that i am minner that is all but if there is any thing to the NOD i will get back to without delay.
Regards,
Mr. Ben.
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
SIR,
I WILL COPERATE WITH YOU IF YOU WANT, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM THE NOD.
REGARDS.
BEN.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
With your help, we can totally destroy the Boston Nod Cell, and possibly bring the Svalbard cell down too.
I'd have no greater pleasure than to see that bastard Miles arrested.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI UNGDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I just had a brief phone conversation with Madrid director Alex Rodriguez, who has custody of the parcel intercepted from 3-Track services. He's agreed to provisionally let me handle the parcel, and let it be released along with your funds interdicted from P&F LLC after your debriefing is complete. Please read the attached letter of agreement for more details: return signed if you accept. Then I will sign it and have it filed by the Records division.
Apologies in advance for any typos or errors. I drafted this on two pots of coffee, because I have an early flight tomorrow to meet with some colleagues.
Sincerely,
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
<Attached is an agreement letter>
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
SIR,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND ADVICE,
PLEASE NOTE I WANT YOUR PHONE SO THAT I WILL KNOW WHOM I AM DEALING WITH. IF YOU DO NOT SEND YOUR PHONE MEANS YOU ARE FAKE.
BEN.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I hope you can see the situation from my end. Nod is, without a doubt, one of the more dangerous terrorist organizations we've been fighting against, and one of the best ways to hurt them is to totally incapacitate their financial arms. By intercepting all Nod's outgoing transactions, we undermine their ability to carry out attacks and their relationships between other criminal organizations. I know, in some cases, this can lead to inconvenience to people caught in the crossfire, as I think you have been. But inconvenience vs. human lives? The decision is easy.
If you cooperate with us, I guarantee you will not lose a penny of what was interdicted. This I promise, on my GDI officer's oath.
I'll get back to you about the phone issue. To privately confide, one of the things I dislike about my organization is the constant need to send everything up to higher channels for approval. Same thing in this case, unfortunately. I wish I could make things move faster.
Warmest regards,
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
SIR,
I UNDERSTAND YOUR MAILS, BUT I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER BEFORE I WILL DO ANYTHING ON THIS NOTE.
THANKS,
BEN.
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He decides to make the point again:
To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
SIR,
IF YOU DID NOT GIVE ANY REASON WHY YOU WITHHELD MY PARCEL I WILL NOT COMPLETE THE FORM,
AGAIN I MUST KNOW YOUR PHONE IN THIS REGARDS IF NOT STOP ANY CONTACT WITH ME.
FROM BEN.
Sounds like a challenge.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I would be glad to talk with you. However, please note that I need to set up high-intensity 'burst' anti electronic-surveillance measures in my office before calling you, to ensure that none of our communications are intercepted.
Please send me a phone number where you can be reached, and I'll make arrangements with the electronics team ASAP.
Sincerely,
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn ; Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
Sir note that you told me that you with HOLD my funds sent from the NOD. I wait stop all emails from any one from today. If you need to contact by phone, i will do but you must send the money that belong to me first.
Without that very money with you, Please i am OK with any one sir. released those money if you want me to coperate with you.
Thats is all ,
Thanks,
Mr. Ben.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I still don't have convincing evidence besides my own intuition that you aren't a terrorist/affiliated with the brotherhood of Nod. Your refusal to sign any of the agreements and do basic security authentication procedures is suspicious enough. In any case, I can't justify releasing the funds if you're going to use these to sponsor attacks on NATO interests. Cooperate, help us destroy Nod, then you'll get the funds.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
Let me explain more about the phone number, and why I require yours.
We know that the Brotherhood of Nod would like to know the locations of our headquarters office. We have reason to believe they have several teams operating in the Philadelphia area searching for just that. Nod is the type of organization that would not have any issue indiscriminately carrying out a bomb attack on our headquarters. For that reason, giving you our address without you having security clearance would be foolish.
Thus, we have to be careful when we communicate with outside parties off the intra-GDI secure lines. Currently, we use a high-intensity multispectral frequency jammer, but its power costs are enormous. Our electronics team has estimated that the cost of running the jammer for one hour is about $900. Thus, I would prefer to call you, so that we can activate the jammer for the duration of the call, and shut it down right after to conserve costs.
I can give you my phone number, but I will deduct $900 per hour out of your interdicted funds for the period of time we need to keep the jammer running. Let me know what you decide.
Finally, I feel compelled to say this. I've offered to give you back your funds if you cooperate with us (when nothing in particular requires me to), and offered to call you if you give us your phone number. I've been negotiating in good faith, yet you seem to be just demanding more and more. You haven't even done so much as to give your simple signature that will ensure you get your thirty-two thousand dollars back if you cooperate, which connotes either laziness or insincerity. I really don't understand this behavior, if you truly want to help us bring down Nod.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn: Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
Thanks for your mail, I understand all your mail and i am willing to coperate with you as i am not for the NOD. I am a minner willing to sell my goods to enble me take care of my farmily.
I will forwards my phone to you with the sign form for you to belive that i am not for the NOD bad activities.
Please note that the money belong to me must be transfer to me without any further delay as i am ready to give you what you want.
Pull the Nod down is very ok as they are for evil activities
So once i get the for signed FORM, i will forwards it with my phone number and there will not be any reason to HOLD my funds with you.
Regards,
Mr. Azu4ka.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
I'm waiting.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Office Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn: Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
I will get back to you by next week and my scaner is bad, i have completed and signed the FORM.
I hope that you must comply to your WORD.
Thanks,
Mr. Ben.
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn ; Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA,
I Mr ben Azu4ka today completed the FORM.I wait to hear from you very soon.
Mr. Ben Azu4ka.
MINNER.
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He doesn't take long to start asking for money again.
To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn ; Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA,
Thank you sir? I have completed the said FORM, Please before we can proceed to the security debriefing. i need to know that you will pay the said money to my account.
I am ready to give you any informations from Col. Puppo and The NOD. first you are Holding My $32,600.00., Out of this money i want you to pay send to me 2/3 of the amount first so that i will details all informations i know about the NOD CELLS.
Then after that the balance will be paid to me without further delay. If this is ok for you i will forwards all informations.
I wait to hear from you, I have stop all mail from Puppo and Kane consultant since i notice what the NOD is.
I wait your reply and the transfer of the said 70% to my account sir. I need you to get back to me so that i can give you my NEW account as for today..
Regards,
Mr. Ben Azu4ka,
MINNER.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I direct you to the terms of the agreement.
"Mr. Azu4ka...agrees to respond truthfully to any questions asked to him about Nod contacts. Failure to comply will be grounds for revocation of the agreement."
After that, we will gladly pay the full balance to your account. I must reiterate, though, "Failure to comply will be grounds for revocation of the agreement."
I swore upon my post as a GDI officer that I would uphold MY side of the agreement. Did you? As it appears you don't understand our arrangement.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Dear Sir,
I got your email and i will get it done, let me read all my mail from the Nod and i will get back to you, As you needed about 200 or more words from me.
But that since is an agreement and the part of the money be paid to me before any thing can being.
Please think about this so that the revocation of the agreement will not happened.
Regards,
Ben Azu4ka,
Minner.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Michael McN3il
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
You haven't provided us with ANY information helpful against Nod since your bank transfer was intercepted.
Today I am flying to London to oversee the takedown of the Nod cells in the region. If I don't get any substantive evidence that will allow me to act on Col. Finocchio's merry band of thugs by the time I go to the airfield to come back to Philadelphia, I'm afraid I'm going to have to file a petition for revocation.
Michael McN3il, Cpt.
GDI Central
Philadelphia, PA
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To: Michael McN3il
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Dear Michael McN3il,
I don't know what you are talking about, You said that you are with the funds from the NOD which was sent to me and you will released to me once i signed your FORM.
Now i repeat this to you, If you will not wire the 70% i told you of, PLEASE CLOSED this and don't ever send any more email to me. and i will not reply any from you again, PLEASE NOTE THIS.
Thanks and Goodbye.
Mr.
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This presents the end of the GDI story arc…for now!
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Sir, i received the below mail, informing me that the transfer had been cancelled, Please review the mail below and get back to me fast.
I am aware that transfer made from the NOD will not cleared, I have notice this before as i used to supply the same marchandise to your other members.
Please note that its is better your send the said fund by western union OR money gram.
If its is ok for you, I will send you my finanacial consultant name where you will wire the fund. OR you find any other way to send to the to me not by transfer since transfer made from NOD will not cleared.
Thanks,
Ben.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
Thank you for bringing us to our attention. I apologize for being late in responding to you. There was a teleconference meeting for all senior Nod members, one which I simply could not reschedule.
To update you on the situation:
-Someone within the organization must have leaked our close contact with P&F LLC to the GDI. After presenting this information to the rest of the board, President Leslie Miles has authorized a full security investigation of all affiliates and employees of Kane Consultants. Head of Security JT Clark will be lead on this operation. He will be contacting you within the next 24 hours. While you are free to send me the payment information, I cannot guarantee that either Accounting or myself will be approved to release the funds until you are cleared by Clark.
-The entrance of Mr. McN3il presents us with a prime opportunity for disinformation. That fuckhead thinks that he has a chance to bring down our entire organization. I know that you are just a humble miner, but you should know that GDI stands for the forces of capitalistic oppression. Perhaps you should respond favorably, like you mean to cooperate with him, and forward me his communications. I will give you the information to feed to him. It will be a great pleasure to see the GDI spec ops team raiding some random farmhouse in Des Moines, Iowa. Let me know if you are interested. I may be able to secure a corporate bonus for you if you accept.
In any case, I feel that you are a good man, just looking to make a living, and so I am trusting you with a great deal of sensitive information. Even though the GDI may offer you paltry sums to betray your morals, I am confident that you will stay strong.
So be safe, Mr. Azu4ka, and we'll talk again soon.
Kilian
I haven’t learned yet that Azu4ka is completely incapable of complex thought, so this was ultimately a bad play.
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Sir,
I have not received any mail from them, So as soon as i get any informations i will let you know.
Since you told me that the funds will be released to my account, I need the payment informations to notice my financial consultant,it is very urgent sir.
I wait your response fast.
Ben.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I've contacted Mr. Clark and told you that your matter is highest priority. He should be notifying you within the hour.
Best,
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Of course, Mr. Clark gives him an internal security form to fill out. As there's no more effective investigation technique than long questionnaires. However, lazylad strikes again...
To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Sir,
I have heard from him and i will forwards the form send from him to you to complete it to me. I dont know much about that.
Thanks,
Ben.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
Much as I'd like to, you will have to complete the form yourself. Remember, Mr. Clark has to clear you specifically for any additional money transfers to be made to you on our end.
Regards,
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BACKGROUND:
In addition, there's some trouble going on with Puppo Finoccho on the other side of the Atlantic...
Due to the chopped 3-Track parcel, they’ve been engaged in an argument over who’s fault it is. Some time during the matter, Ben also gets voodoo cursed! All by accident, of course. After hearing he’s been cursed, Ben responds rather irately to Puppo:
Dear Puppo,
I got your mail below talking about your member of NOD who knows Okija Shrine and arusi and juju. Please that your member is MAD and A BARSDARD IDLOT. By telling such thing to informed me.
Please sir tell that your member to go to HELL.
I sent you many letter from GDI telling me that they are with the money, BUT note that you did not sent any money, i think that you, THE NOD AND THE GDI ARE ONE.
You send three payment non of them cames true and the Kane consultant send one and all fail, How can you tell me that you send money by GPS.
If you are sure the balance to me by MONEY GRAM, You scamer and all the NOD members.
Please send the money to me by WU/MG and come your goods OR GO TO HELL FIRE in JESUS NAME AMEN.
From,
Ben.
I got your mail below talking about your member of NOD who knows Okija Shrine and arusi and juju. Please that your member is MAD and A BARSDARD IDLOT. By telling such thing to informed me.
Please sir tell that your member to go to HELL.
I sent you many letter from GDI telling me that they are with the money, BUT note that you did not sent any money, i think that you, THE NOD AND THE GDI ARE ONE.
You send three payment non of them cames true and the Kane consultant send one and all fail, How can you tell me that you send money by GPS.
If you are sure the balance to me by MONEY GRAM, You scamer and all the NOD members.
Please send the money to me by WU/MG and come your goods OR GO TO HELL FIRE in JESUS NAME AMEN.
From,
Ben.
At which point, angered by the assertion than Nod and GDI are one, Puppo announces his intention to send hitmen after Azu4ka.
In addition, Tiny Beav3r, secretary to Puppo, has resigned from Nod to start a new adult entertainment business and incidentally becomes Mr. Azu4ka’s internet romantic attraction.
To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Ben,
Col. Finocchio informed me that you attempted to threaten him with your cooperation with the GDI.
I've tried to convince him that he acted in haste, and that you are attempting to be a double agent for us. Still, I warn you that trying to play both sides, while perhaps looking like the best option in the short-term, can only be dangerous in the long run.
Stay safe.
Regards,
--
K. Q4tar, VP
Kane Consultants
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Sir,
please talks to puppo, i dd not send money to me, the GPS 3-TRACK, DID NOT DELIVER ANY PARCEL, SO PUPPO SHOULD GO TO HELL.
TELL HIM.
BEN.
wat
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Can you tell me what exactly he accused you of?
I will have some stern words with him. Tell him you are a valued supplier and don't deserve to be treated this way.
Kilian
PS Also, JT Clark is getting pretty displeased with not getting any of the forms returned. Remember if you want to get cleared for WU transfers from Boston office you will eventually have to provide evidence that you are not a traitor to his satisfaction. I know you're not, but without proof how can I convince the rest?
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
SIR,
PLEASE STOP ANY MAIL TO ME, I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY ANY MORE, PLEASE I WILL NOT SUPPLY AGAIN.
GOODBYE.
BEN.
Looks like he’s freaked out. Time to calm him down.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
What the fuck is going on here?
Is Col. Finocchio making his threats again? This is it. I will present the situation to Kane personally and attempt to remove him from his senior position at the Brotherhood of Nod
Believe me, I can deal with him.
K. Q4tar
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
K. Q4tar
I got a message from GDI that the parcel sent from Mr. puppo was WITHHOLD by them and Puppo is trying to me that i have got the money and tell him lies.
Please advice him to Stop that threats.,
I will forwards you the mail from GDI.
Thanks,
Ben.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
I meet with Kane tomorrow. I think your messages have given me the necessary ammunition needed to force Col. Finocchio to stand down. About time I used that dirt file.
Come Monday, I may have some good news.
Best,
Kilian
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka, I believe Col. Puppo Finocchio has withdrawn the execution order.
I apologize for the misunderstanding and his stupidity.
Kilian
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Dear Sir,
Are still in need of the Tiberium, If you still want it, Please coperate with my own order and money paid from you office will not enter the any account.
So i will tell which way i need my money if you needed the Marchandise from me .
I have sign so much paper in this order both from Puppo and your office, If you just pay by western union OR money gram. And then i will let you know the location of the marchandise.
I have no deal mith the GDI and will never have, So coperate with my order of payment.
Thanks,
Ben.
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As you've seen in the companion part of this act, this is a lie.
To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka,
I still need the tiberium. But as you know, in order to receive Western Union or Moneygram transfers, you must be part of the Nod organization.
If I recall, you refused to join what you called a 'cult'. You are entitled to your beliefs but my hands are tied in this scenario.
K. Q4tar
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn : Kilian Q4tar,
I got your mail and what do you want me to do in this time, since i dont want enter you the NOD CELL. I am sorry to tell you that its a CULT.
You are not cult and i fine out that you do your busniess on your own way. Since you dont kill any person, I am sorry to called you CULT.
How do you send the money now.
Regards,
Ben Azu4ka.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Mr. Azu4ka
Seeing as MG/WU are out of the question, I am filing for approval to access one of our sealed corporate accounts. This is where we keep the bulk of our operating assets, so approval may take a while. These are highly sensitive accounts which are never directly used for Nod business. I don't believe GDI knows about them at all.
In any case, let me know your account details as I will need them for the application (note that GDI is already monitoring your previous accounts; I don't want to run the risk of them intercepting the bank transfers again). I'll let you know what the management decides.
Also, the advance fee was originally 15600 USD, but I have upped it to 20000 USD as a thank you for your patience. One day we'll be rid of the GDI infidels...
Kilian
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Attn: Kilian Q4tar,
Thanks for your update, I happy for you adding more money for me, Sir my old account is NOT ok don't transfer any funds to that account.
If i will forwards you an account when ever you wire the said fees once your sealed corporate accounts is opened.
I have an account on my own but my company used our financial consultant account.
Can you try and see if you can send part of the fee's Money gram or western union????
When do you thinks that this will be done from you side as your account will be opened this is urgent. I traveling to London between 15th to 20th of December this month, If you have anything do its fast.
Regards.
Ben Azu4ka.
Law enforcement is hard at work =D
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
Okay, send me your bank account and MG details and we'll see what we can do.
K. Q4tar
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To: Kilian Q4tar
From: Ben Azu4ka
Subject:
Body:
Sir,
I got your mail and i will send you my financial consultant account by today. You can make the payment to this information below today.
Receiver's name : DELE OJO
LAGOS,NIGERIA.
Looking forward to hear from you.
Regards.
Ben.
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To: Ben Azu4ka
From: Kilian Q4tar
Subject:
Body:
I'm still waiting for your financial consultant account.
I'm not exactly sure what I can do with the payment information you gave me.
K. Q4tar
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At this point Azuaka has stopped corresponding with both McN3il and Q4tar. My co-baiter has at this point, attempted to safari him to Benin, using the romantic lure of Tiny B3aver. Its really hilarious stuff and if you're interested I can give you link.
But at this point, Azu4ka seems a bit disillusioned at his chances for making a profit off either party.
I can adapt too, though: be assured there's at least one more post of content left in this bait.
Hope to see you around next time, and thanks for reading!