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This is basically gonna be a brag blog, but to disguise it I'll start off with a sad part!
So the last couple of years I've been kind of lonely, I've had maybe 5-6 friends and I've moved around alot. It's hard making new friends when all your co-workers are ex, or current, drug-addicts that only talk about drugs. And for you who remember my previous blogs I just started studying again after a long break.
Anyways, this weekend (or rather Thursday to Saturday) there was a "competition" at the university I study at. I write "competition" because it was basically "come here, get drunk as fuck". Before the whole thing I was kind of nervous because it was only me and a really socially awkard friend of mine on our "team". The same day as the "competition" was to start another friend who arranged the event called me in panic telling me that two of the teams from another university needed a guide for the weekend. I accepted and went to meet the teams, a bit worried since they had a bad reputation.
I got there and the first thing that happend was that one guy stood up and said "hey, who are you and what are you doing here?", my response was short and meant as a joke "I'm here to keep your drunk ass alive!". Tense moment, did he get it? Then laughter. And I didn't stop laughing for the entire weekend. These were some of the greatest people I've met, and their bad reputation was really uncalled for.
Now there's a second part to this story that puts this in the top 3 weekends (here's where the bragging begins):
I haven't had a girlfriend in... 3-ish years and I'm kind of fat (even though I've lost weight). So as you might imagine I don't really have the best of luck with the ladies. I also recently got rejected by a girl I really liked so my self-confidence was pretty low.
Boy did that change this weekend.
Pretty soon after meeting all the people in the teams I decided not to hit on any of the girls there, just because I didn't think it'd feel right. So I just hung around, talked to everybody and was my usual self. I wasn't looking for anything and I built a repertoire with everyone. So on thursday night we go out and get something to eat, needless to say we were all pretty drunk since we had been drinking for 9-10 hours at this point. I sat down with a girl I had had a pretend fight with all night. She spills some of her food on the arm of my sweater and I jokingly say "hey, see what you did? you better lick that up and do it quick". She actually does that, proceeds to put some more food on my lips and suddenly I have her tounge in my mouth. Thing is: she was pretty good looking and all I can think is "this...is...NOT fucking happening" because it never happens to me.
Anyway, the dinner moves along and I make a descision. I'm not gonna care if I make out with that girl again. I'm just not. Well 30 fucking minutes later I have a even hotter girl on my lap and once again "this...is...NOT fucking happening" all while my friends just stare at me in disbelief.
The weekend basically carried on just like that. I just didn't care if the girls came to me or not but they fucking did. The last day when I went home one of the girls whisperd in my ear "hey if you ever happen to be in*town where she's from*, gimme a call. I have a bed for two".
This was two fucking days ago and I still can't belive this and all my friends are sick of me telling them the stories (there's more then these but I don't want you too hate me too much).
THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO GUYS LIKE ME.
 
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50587 Posts
Yes it does,it kinda happens a lot....
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I knew this had to be a girl blog.
Not asian.
Also it could happen to anyone. Nobody thinks it will, they all think it'll be safely on the other side of the internet, but one day you'll find out that it happened to someone you know, and that's when you'll realize that it could happen to anyone. Even you.
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Congratulations man.
Ya did good.
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haha 'at a boy!
awesome you are a baller! :D I've been having a great time lately as well, after a long shitty time.
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Grats, keep them bitches comin'!
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You must have been sporting your TL shirt. It happens man.
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One of the funniest things about life is sometimes when you don't try for something, it comes easily.
Glad you had a good weekend ;D
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Lol dude. you can get shit faced girls to do anything...
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PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
+ Show Spoiler +Grats man  Keep 'em coming. Oh God i just saw the innuendo I unintentionally made.
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what if she spilled it on your pants? just kidding
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Congratulations man
Playing the nonchalant "get fucked up and do anything" guy pays off from time to time  It even trumps the weight issue, as you see there.
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You're in Sweden huh?
I should go there for spring break or something...
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dude I also had a weekend to remember, except mine involved actually sleeping with a chick 2 nights in a row xD.
But ya, mine was also out of absolute fucking nowhere
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ITT: TL.net member meets real life.
It's interesting though, when you go out with an attitude of fuck hitting on girls I'm going to have fun and talk to a lot of random people and that's it, it often works out like that! Same thing when you have a girlfriend, suddenly girls are all over you. :[
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Brofist
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[B]On November 23 2010 12:27 Julmust wrote:
, needless to say we were all pretty drunk since we had been drinking for 9-10 hours at this point.
You have stumbled upon the magic formula. Grats ^^
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The world will be a better place for women that will hit on guys that play video games and are fat. because believe it or not, the douchebags that are good looking in the end treat them bad. I see that coming. You heard it first from the incredible wisdom of ffswowsucks. (Also some day wow will have 0 players in their servers-all combined).
ps: best weekend of my life is gonna be this weekend playing GT5 with my G25 xD (lol)
ps2: my wife bought me the SE which is toooo fking expensive!
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On November 23 2010 17:05 ffswowsucks wrote:
The world will be a better place for women that will hit on guys that play video games and are fat. because believe it or not, the douchebags that are good looking in the end treat them bad. I see that coming. You heard it first from the incredible wisdom of ffswowsucks. (Also some day wow will have 0 players in their servers-all combined).
ps: best weekend of my life is gonna be this weekend playing GT5 with my G25 xD (lol)
ps2: my wife bought me the SE which is toooo fking expensive!
Kinda circular logic there: Douchbags always treat them bad, they treat everyone bad. But not every girl loves douchebags, only girls with really bad self-esteem, they think of themselves as shit, so anyone who is nice to them must be worthless and unable to see how much shit they are. They feel that they deserve to be treated bad, so the douchebags are what they want.
The problem is with media and how it ruins the confidence of women, nothing else.
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Epic... you definitely need to hit up those girls
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lmao this is like every day for me
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Hyrule19161 Posts
I hate you, Julmust. I hate you with a firey passion of doomy doom.
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So what you're saying is that drunk girls get very very friendly? Hmm! News to me.
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It sounds like what happened is that in not trying so hard you were able to just be yourself. And when you can comfortably be yourself you come across as more confident. Keep it up!
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On November 24 2010 03:36 Hoosegow wrote:
It sounds like what happened is that in not trying so hard you were able to just be yourself. And when you can comfortably be yourself you come across as more confident. Keep it up!
Thre's some of that. From what he wrote there is also :
- Being drunk make you act in the moment, more confident, you don't have any shitty internal dialogue. This is a formula known for age, but you get better results if you can act this way sober.
- Women attracts women, having displayed one likes you made others attracted to you.
- You didn't give a shit and punched through (probably helped by the fact you were drunk.)
But, from some other sentences I just fear OP look at it just as a lucky week end and not as a way to reframe some of his thinking.
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Well after reading this I'm starting to think that this might be the way to go. All my life before this I've been looking for "the one" I guess. Might be time to realize that there isn't anything like "the one".
Thanks for all the kind words, I expected alot of replies amongst the lines of "so you were a douche the entire weekend? good job..."
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Don't ever meet these girls again on an occasion when they're not drunk - you'll be so disappointed.
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I don't know why you make a deal out of being fat, girls don't care about your chubbiness if you have a cute/handsome face and a nice personality. I feel happy reading these stories, I think it's great you were able to experience something like that. Be happy if you were born with a normal face.
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On November 24 2010 23:26 Julmust wrote:
Well after reading this I'm starting to think that this might be the way to go. All my life before this I've been looking for "the one" I guess. Might be time to realize that there isn't anything like "the one".
You can still believe in "the one".
+ Show Spoiler +But why not fuck everyone else that comes before her? Well, unless you're careless..... Then it can backfire..... Just don't do that and you'll be fine.
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