EPTTeaching My Girlfriend to Play Starcraft - Page 2
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DeckOneBell
United States526 Posts
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Box.N.Straw
Canada55 Posts
with your brilliant smile that springs to your adorable face at the sight of shiny objects Wow...not what I expected when I clicked this thread. Hilarious, and well written. 5/5 :D | ||
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Peanutsc
United States307 Posts
Small sample size? | ||
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Bereft
United States1007 Posts
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Raeleigh
Canada902 Posts
Let's play!  | ||
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
On October 27 2010 04:50 Bereft wrote: Floor exercise, your blogs are my absolute favorite. I kid you not when I say that my heart fluttered in anticipation when I saw your name with this title in the blog list. This blog and the one about your tryst with a scheming vixen on the night of SC2's release are amazing. Wow thanks. Not just to you but to everyone who so much as said "hahaha" It's nice when people take the time to read what you write and actually enjoy it. I feel the need to reciprocate by reading other peoples effort blogs now | ||
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Snuggles
United States1865 Posts
On October 27 2010 06:52 floor exercise wrote: Wow thanks. Not just to you but to everyone who so much as said "hahaha" It's nice when people take the time to read what you write and actually enjoy it. I feel the need to reciprocate by reading other peoples effort blogs now Can you write a book please =D? | ||
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Thrill
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Was not dissapoint'. | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
this thread rules!  Raeleigh vs PeanutSc grudge match gogo! | ||
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jaybrundage
United States3921 Posts
I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for it. : ) | ||
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Subversion
South Africa3627 Posts
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AssuredVacancy
United States1167 Posts
On October 27 2010 11:38 Licmyobelisk wrote: this thread rules! Raeleigh vs PeanutSc grudge match gogo! peanut being korean cancels out the fact that she's a girl so she's at least as good as a white male. | ||
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Loser777
1931 Posts
"I lie in wait, biding my time. Finally I see my opening, a lull in the action, with my progamer level hand speed, my mouse is released from my sweaty clutches, my middle finger depresses the return key as my hands find the homerow on my keyboard in one fluid motion, I release my assault on my opponent at over 120 wpm, "you skilless newbie faggot" appears on my opponents screen, my bony fingers deftlessly found their keys with the rapidity of a chickens beak pecking at morsels of corn. My opponents reactions are as if he was playing in a vat of molasses, I give him no quarter, no possible chance to come back from my game ending blow. Before his inferior mind can even process what has occurred and he can respond, the victory box appears on his screen, denying him any hopes of retaliation. The day is won. I lean back in my chair, crack my knuckles, and prepare myself for another day of doing laundry for the real pros." | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9109 Posts
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Bereft
United States1007 Posts
On October 27 2010 14:26 Loser777 wrote: Why must all of your posts be so witty! I remember this one form a while back: "I lie in wait, biding my time. Finally I see my opening, a lull in the action, with my progamer level hand speed, my mouse is released from my sweaty clutches, my middle finger depresses the return key as my hands find the homerow on my keyboard in one fluid motion, I release my assault on my opponent at over 120 wpm, "you skilless newbie faggot" appears on my opponents screen, my bony fingers deftlessly found their keys with the rapidity of a chickens beak pecking at morsels of corn. My opponents reactions are as if he was playing in a vat of molasses, I give him no quarter, no possible chance to come back from my game ending blow. Before his inferior mind can even process what has occurred and he can respond, the victory box appears on his screen, denying him any hopes of retaliation. The day is won. I lean back in my chair, crack my knuckles, and prepare myself for another day of doing laundry for the real pros." Another gem: On June 12 2009 05:36 floor exercise wrote: Honestly you aren't going to get anywhere over the phone. Arguing with people over the phone is like one step up from arguing with them on the internet, nothing will be accomplished and you will remain the uneducated blight on society that you currently are. Drive down to their campus and show them you mean business. I also suggest bringing a firearm because really there's nothing better to show that you are not to be fucked with than a loaded weapon. "Fortes fortuna adiuvat" as they say in Latin. Of course your stupid ass probably doesn't speak Latin having never attended any post secondary learning institutions being the human filth that you are so I will translate: fortune favors the bold. Sorry I am probably coming off a lot more creepy than I actually am  . But in my defense this was an extremely memorable post! | ||
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Gummy
United States2180 Posts
Yo. I hear if you pick protoss, you just build zealots and rally the gateways to your opponent's base, and that pretty much works until you're against people who know how to play. And in PvT it works basically until the D+ level, at which point people start being able to micro AND macro. So yeah. BW is pretty easy. | ||
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