Teaching My Girlfriend to Play Starcraft - Page 2

with your brilliant smile that springs to your adorable face at the sight of shiny objects

On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*

On October 26 2010 16:53 Peanutsc wrote:


Small sample size?

On October 27 2010 04:50 Bereft wrote:
Floor exercise, your blogs are my absolute favorite. I kid you not when I say that my heart fluttered in anticipation when I saw your name with this title in the blog list. This blog and the one about your tryst with a scheming vixen on the night of SC2's release are amazing.

On October 27 2010 06:52 floor exercise wrote:


Wow thanks. Not just to you but to everyone who so much as said "hahaha"

It's nice when people take the time to read what you write and actually enjoy it. I feel the need to reciprocate by reading other peoples effort blogs now

On October 27 2010 04:52 Raeleigh wrote:

Let's play!

On October 27 2010 11:38 Licmyobelisk wrote:



this thread rules!

Raeleigh vs PeanutSc grudge match gogo!

On October 27 2010 14:26 Loser777 wrote:
Why must all of your posts be so witty! I remember this one form a while back:

"I lie in wait, biding my time. Finally I see my opening, a lull in the action, with my progamer level hand speed, my mouse is released from my sweaty clutches, my middle finger depresses the return key as my hands find the homerow on my keyboard in one fluid motion, I release my assault on my opponent at over 120 wpm, "you skilless newbie faggot" appears on my opponents screen, my bony fingers deftlessly found their keys with the rapidity of a chickens beak pecking at morsels of corn. My opponents reactions are as if he was playing in a vat of molasses, I give him no quarter, no possible chance to come back from my game ending blow. Before his inferior mind can even process what has occurred and he can respond, the victory box appears on his screen, denying him any hopes of retaliation. The day is won. I lean back in my chair, crack my knuckles, and prepare myself for another day of doing laundry for the real pros."

On June 12 2009 05:36 floor exercise wrote:
Honestly you aren't going to get anywhere over the phone. Arguing with people over the phone is like one step up from arguing with them on the internet, nothing will be accomplished and you will remain the uneducated blight on society that you currently are. Drive down to their campus and show them you mean business. I also suggest bringing a firearm because really there's nothing better to show that you are not to be fucked with than a loaded weapon. "Fortes fortuna adiuvat" as they say in Latin. Of course your stupid ass probably doesn't speak Latin having never attended any post secondary learning institutions being the human filth that you are so I will translate: fortune favors the bold.

On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*