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DeckOneBell
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
October 26 2010 00:50 GMT
#21
Excellent work, and definitely a hilarious break from the threads attempting to garner advice for teaching someone starcraft. I mean, you could just let them play the game or something.
Box.N.Straw
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada55 Posts
October 26 2010 03:12 GMT
#22
with your brilliant smile that springs to your adorable face at the sight of shiny objects


Wow...not what I expected when I clicked this thread.

Hilarious, and well written. 5/5 :D
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone.
Peanutsc
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States307 Posts
October 26 2010 07:53 GMT
#23
On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2010 07:17 Gummy wrote:
Girls aren't THAT bad at starcraft... T_T

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*


Small sample size?
"You only get one life on this earth, Tasteless, and if you're not spending the majority of it playing StarCraft, I would argue that it might be wasted." "I couldn't agree more, Artosis."
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 26 2010 19:50 GMT
#24
Floor exercise, your blogs are my absolute favorite. I kid you not when I say that my heart fluttered in anticipation when I saw your name with this title in the blog list. This blog and the one about your tryst with a scheming vixen on the night of SC2's release are amazing.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
October 26 2010 19:52 GMT
#25
On October 26 2010 16:53 Peanutsc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:
On October 26 2010 07:17 Gummy wrote:
Girls aren't THAT bad at starcraft... T_T

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*


Small sample size?

Let's play!
you are perfect porcelain.
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
October 26 2010 21:52 GMT
#26
On October 27 2010 04:50 Bereft wrote:
Floor exercise, your blogs are my absolute favorite. I kid you not when I say that my heart fluttered in anticipation when I saw your name with this title in the blog list. This blog and the one about your tryst with a scheming vixen on the night of SC2's release are amazing.


Wow thanks. Not just to you but to everyone who so much as said "hahaha"

It's nice when people take the time to read what you write and actually enjoy it. I feel the need to reciprocate by reading other peoples effort blogs now
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
October 26 2010 21:55 GMT
#27
On October 27 2010 06:52 floor exercise wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2010 04:50 Bereft wrote:
Floor exercise, your blogs are my absolute favorite. I kid you not when I say that my heart fluttered in anticipation when I saw your name with this title in the blog list. This blog and the one about your tryst with a scheming vixen on the night of SC2's release are amazing.


Wow thanks. Not just to you but to everyone who so much as said "hahaha"

It's nice when people take the time to read what you write and actually enjoy it. I feel the need to reciprocate by reading other peoples effort blogs now


Can you write a book please =D?
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
October 27 2010 00:08 GMT
#28
Skimmed - confirmed greatness and read.

Was not dissapoint'.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 27 2010 02:38 GMT
#29
On October 27 2010 04:52 Raeleigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2010 16:53 Peanutsc wrote:
On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:
On October 26 2010 07:17 Gummy wrote:
Girls aren't THAT bad at starcraft... T_T

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*


Small sample size?

Let's play!



this thread rules!

Raeleigh vs PeanutSc grudge match gogo!
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
jaybrundage
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3921 Posts
October 27 2010 03:40 GMT
#30
Wow what great writing skill you have man don't teach your to play sc 2 teach her to write well :D
I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for it. : )
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 27 2010 05:11 GMT
#31
haha good one dude
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
October 27 2010 05:15 GMT
#32
On October 27 2010 11:38 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 27 2010 04:52 Raeleigh wrote:
On October 26 2010 16:53 Peanutsc wrote:
On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:
On October 26 2010 07:17 Gummy wrote:
Girls aren't THAT bad at starcraft... T_T

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*


Small sample size?

Let's play!



this thread rules!

Raeleigh vs PeanutSc grudge match gogo!


peanut being korean cancels out the fact that she's a girl so she's at least as good as a white male.
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
October 27 2010 05:26 GMT
#33
Why must all of your posts be so witty! I remember this one form a while back:

"I lie in wait, biding my time. Finally I see my opening, a lull in the action, with my progamer level hand speed, my mouse is released from my sweaty clutches, my middle finger depresses the return key as my hands find the homerow on my keyboard in one fluid motion, I release my assault on my opponent at over 120 wpm, "you skilless newbie faggot" appears on my opponents screen, my bony fingers deftlessly found their keys with the rapidity of a chickens beak pecking at morsels of corn. My opponents reactions are as if he was playing in a vat of molasses, I give him no quarter, no possible chance to come back from my game ending blow. Before his inferior mind can even process what has occurred and he can respond, the victory box appears on his screen, denying him any hopes of retaliation. The day is won. I lean back in my chair, crack my knuckles, and prepare myself for another day of doing laundry for the real pros."
6581
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
October 27 2010 05:31 GMT
#34
lol, i'm teaching my roommate bw so I can relate! He's really not much better than your gf tbh though...
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
October 27 2010 06:20 GMT
#35
On October 27 2010 14:26 Loser777 wrote:
Why must all of your posts be so witty! I remember this one form a while back:

"I lie in wait, biding my time. Finally I see my opening, a lull in the action, with my progamer level hand speed, my mouse is released from my sweaty clutches, my middle finger depresses the return key as my hands find the homerow on my keyboard in one fluid motion, I release my assault on my opponent at over 120 wpm, "you skilless newbie faggot" appears on my opponents screen, my bony fingers deftlessly found their keys with the rapidity of a chickens beak pecking at morsels of corn. My opponents reactions are as if he was playing in a vat of molasses, I give him no quarter, no possible chance to come back from my game ending blow. Before his inferior mind can even process what has occurred and he can respond, the victory box appears on his screen, denying him any hopes of retaliation. The day is won. I lean back in my chair, crack my knuckles, and prepare myself for another day of doing laundry for the real pros."

Another gem:
On June 12 2009 05:36 floor exercise wrote:
Honestly you aren't going to get anywhere over the phone. Arguing with people over the phone is like one step up from arguing with them on the internet, nothing will be accomplished and you will remain the uneducated blight on society that you currently are. Drive down to their campus and show them you mean business. I also suggest bringing a firearm because really there's nothing better to show that you are not to be fucked with than a loaded weapon. "Fortes fortuna adiuvat" as they say in Latin. Of course your stupid ass probably doesn't speak Latin having never attended any post secondary learning institutions being the human filth that you are so I will translate: fortune favors the bold.

Sorry I am probably coming off a lot more creepy than I actually am . But in my defense this was an extremely memorable post!
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
October 28 2010 08:36 GMT
#36
On October 26 2010 09:45 Raeleigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2010 07:17 Gummy wrote:
Girls aren't THAT bad at starcraft... T_T

Yeah they are.
*is an example of that*

Yo. I hear if you pick protoss, you just build zealots and rally the gateways to your opponent's base, and that pretty much works until you're against people who know how to play. And in PvT it works basically until the D+ level, at which point people start being able to micro AND macro.

So yeah. BW is pretty easy.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
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