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Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
June 06 2010 07:20 GMT
#1
I recently watched merton on Chat Roulette who is probably the funniest guy I have ever seen on that site. CR has been nick named dick roulette from all the peni' on that site. If you're unfimilair with the site, you're in a little box (webcam) talking face to face with a stranger in a box (their webcam). Since all I see are dicks in those webcam box's... I decided why not... Dick in a box?

***Some language, dicks have been edited out.



****
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 07:25:54
June 06 2010 07:24 GMT
#2
Wait so you filmed a video of you showing innocent bystanders putting your own dick in a box?

EDIT: Wait the audience laugh over...
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
June 06 2010 07:27 GMT
#3
hahaha that was great
HEY MEYT
TieN.nS)
Profile Joined August 2003
United States2131 Posts
June 06 2010 07:33 GMT
#4
5 stars!
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
June 06 2010 07:38 GMT
#5
hahaha i like the first guy... the blank poker face the entire time
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
Mojawi)SoJu
Profile Joined April 2010
Korea (South)259 Posts
June 06 2010 07:41 GMT
#6
I lol'd tooo much when the black guy is watching him. He looks like "wtf is that' haha so nice
#1 김택용 팬 | #1 화승 오즈 프로게임단 팬 | 스타2 하자! | 나를 찢어갈겨 이 씨발놈아 왜 나를 미치게 만들어 니가 뭘 아는데?
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
June 06 2010 07:44 GMT
#7
Oh god xD
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 06 2010 07:50 GMT
#8
/facepalm.
Rofl this is hilarious.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Chanted
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway1001 Posts
June 06 2010 08:02 GMT
#9
Awesome, made me laugh atleast.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
June 06 2010 08:03 GMT
#10
5*'d sooo hard omg this is awesome
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
June 06 2010 08:51 GMT
#11
hahahhaha
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
June 06 2010 09:40 GMT
#12
0:44 priceless face
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 06 2010 09:44 GMT
#13
Is it bad I was actually REALLY impressed by his ability to sing to paper portrait man? Holy shit this was funny
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 12:50:20
June 06 2010 12:49 GMT
#14
I liked how the girl around 3:00 was like:
Hi             :|
xD             :|
muahaha      :|
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
June 06 2010 13:36 GMT
#15
That was incredibly amazing.
Sigi
Profile Joined August 2009
United States243 Posts
June 06 2010 13:54 GMT
#16
lol

Best thing I've seen all day.

"Sup?"
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
June 06 2010 14:11 GMT
#17
rofflewaffle
aka myheronoob
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
June 06 2010 14:11 GMT
#18
lol. so good, so good
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
ShivaN
Profile Joined January 2007
United States933 Posts
June 06 2010 15:48 GMT
#19
hahaha that was great xD
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
June 06 2010 15:58 GMT
#20
"why aren't you laughing!? This shit is funny!"

hahahaha
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
June 06 2010 16:02 GMT
#21
LOL, the balls just make it better. "hey man, sweet dick! NEEEEEXT!
How's the weather down there?
zrules
Profile Joined May 2010
United States88 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-06 17:49:44
June 06 2010 16:17 GMT
#22
Awesome. I love ur dancing to it to. If you were actually capable of singing that, that would have made it like 7x more amazing. Otherwise nice job.

Also... the dude u say that this is funny to reminds me of fantasy...
Common qualms are my nemesis.
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
June 06 2010 19:13 GMT
#23
thanks guys hahaha, there have been many a lonely night here.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
June 06 2010 20:01 GMT
#24
thats fucking amazing, love it.
How does food become poo?
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
June 06 2010 21:00 GMT
#25
Ahahaha awesome
Wotans_Fire
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom294 Posts
June 06 2010 21:42 GMT
#26
oh man this needs more love, nice work
"OMG this is pivotal!" ~ Tasteless "Indeed" ~ Artosis
Protactinium
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada550 Posts
June 06 2010 22:04 GMT
#27
Oh my god... what the?
Haha this is amazing!
And so, we find the Sublime.
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
June 06 2010 22:27 GMT
#28
Haha this is so awesome. Hopefully he didn't get reported
TL+ Member
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
June 06 2010 22:35 GMT
#29
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this is fucking hilarious
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
June 06 2010 22:51 GMT
#30
best thread on tl right now hands down
calgar
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1277 Posts
June 06 2010 22:59 GMT
#31
This was amazing and I laughed the entire time. His dance moves and singing/gesturing made it even better
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
June 07 2010 00:31 GMT
#32
hahaaahahaha
Graphics
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
June 07 2010 00:51 GMT
#33
hahhhahhhhhahhhahhahhhhhhahhhahh
omgggggg
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
June 07 2010 00:54 GMT
#34
omg the first guy lol
priceless expression
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 01:33:40
June 07 2010 01:32 GMT
#35
LOL

I dunno why, but the black guys "zup?" had me laughing in tears.. probably beacuse he was serious.


:D
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
June 07 2010 03:16 GMT
#36
loooooool so funny

respect man respect

and the black guy's "zup?" ahahahahahahhahaha
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
June 07 2010 03:31 GMT
#37
MAD PROPS DOG

Well played hahahahah
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14908 Posts
June 07 2010 03:56 GMT
#38
thumbs up lol
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 18:12:37
June 07 2010 04:24 GMT
#39
lovin the feedback, hahaha you guys are great.

Here's the guy merton that I was talking about.
+ Show Spoiler +

An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 18:13:05
June 07 2010 05:56 GMT
#40
One last one, Here's Ben folds doing a tribute to merton infront of 10,000 people.

+ Show Spoiler +

An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
June 07 2010 12:07 GMT
#41
The people that nexted you are so sad. Cuz you know they aren't on there for jokes.. they are on there for tits. Speaking of which, did you get any with this move?
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
June 07 2010 12:32 GMT
#42
You are awesome man
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
June 07 2010 14:24 GMT
#43
On June 07 2010 13:24 Rambling. wrote:
lovin the feedback, hahaha you guys are great.

Here's the guy merton that I was talking about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU&feature=channel

Does anybody know what song is he playing right at the beginning of that video before he starts freestyling? Or is that improvised?
lew
Profile Joined April 2009
Belgium205 Posts
June 07 2010 15:04 GMT
#44
Awesome :D
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2196 Posts
June 07 2010 15:42 GMT
#45
this (and merton, and ben folds) is amazing. love the humor, too bad it's a rarity on chatroulette.
Zerg | life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery | www.cstarleague.com <3
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
June 07 2010 16:34 GMT
#46
Hahaha I liked both movies but the piano one was funnier to me lol
Hi
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
June 07 2010 16:43 GMT
#47
oh wow
you're rather handsome there q t pie
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
June 07 2010 18:11 GMT
#48
On June 07 2010 23:24 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Does anybody know what song is he playing right at the beginning of that video before he starts freestyling? Or is that improvised?


It's all improvised, music and lyrics, the guy is a genius.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
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