A complete lack of time prompted this slipshod 500th post. Yes, it was going to be awesomer with betterer graphics and maybe some funnier stuff put in with examples and the like but the necessity of me posting certain articles and getting me a beta key made me spit out this incomplete version, this pure idea ruined by impure reality, as my 500th post.

So here it is. I complied a handy representation of the entire history of the kinds of posters on Teamliquid. It starts at the top left hand corner.

The most common path is represented by the blue, the second most common by the red, the third by the black. Hope it makes someone other than me laugh.

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Abenson

Canada4122 Posts

April 19 2010 22:17 GMT

Really enjoyed it :D
Had a good laugh

DivinO

United States4796 Posts

April 19 2010 22:18 GMT

5/5. Beautifully done!

I profit?

Carnivorous Sheep

Baa?21247 Posts

April 19 2010 22:20 GMT

I like how tdot is the second most common.

Very nice haha.

KOFgokuon

United States14912 Posts

April 19 2010 22:21 GMT

5/5

NuKedUFirst

Canada3139 Posts

April 19 2010 22:21 GMT

Wow! this makes alot of sense and is accurate is the scary part.. does the get nuked part = ban?

IndecisivePenguin

United States771 Posts

April 19 2010 22:22 GMT

On April 20 2010 07:21 NuKedUFirst wrote:
Wow! this makes alot of sense and is accurate is the scary part.. does the get nuked part = ban?

Yes, all the people with nuke icons have been banned. Pretty fun way to go about it I think haha.

That map is just pure gold. I love stuff like this haha.

L_Master

United States8017 Posts

April 19 2010 22:23 GMT

Thats awesome. Beautiful diagraming skills right here.

I love the branches leading off the don't read the 10 commandements heading!

Spazer

Canada8036 Posts

April 19 2010 22:24 GMT

There needs to be an arrow pointing from "get sucked into the vortex of non-mod staff" to "burn out".
Also, shouldn't "go to gg.net" be after "get nuked"?

Arrian

United States889 Posts

April 19 2010 22:27 GMT

#10

On April 20 2010 07:24 Spazer wrote:
There needs to be an arrow pointing from "get sucked into the vortex of non-mod staff" to "burn out".
Also, shouldn't "go to gg.net" be after "get nuked"?

Fair enough @both points.

FragKrag

United States11567 Posts

April 19 2010 22:29 GMT

#11

WHY ARE THERE PONIES AT THE TOP?

Kyuukyuu

Canada6263 Posts

April 19 2010 22:30 GMT

#12

Wait, since when do most people contribute D:

milo

116 Posts

April 19 2010 22:30 GMT

#13

I love how no good can ever come from blogging about your problems

Lemonwalrus

United States5465 Posts

April 19 2010 22:33 GMT

#14

On April 20 2010 07:29 FragKrag wrote:
WHY ARE THERE PONIES AT THE TOP?

You are supposed to demonstrate talent before you ask that.

seRapH

United States9827 Posts

April 19 2010 22:37 GMT

#15

On April 20 2010 07:33 Lemonwalrus wrote:

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You are supposed to demonstrate talent before you ask that.

oh btw i have 400 apm

so whats with the ponies?

Vain

Netherlands1115 Posts

April 19 2010 22:38 GMT

#16

read the 10 commandments is the most common thing to do when you create an accaunt???

IndecisivePenguin

United States771 Posts

April 19 2010 22:39 GMT

#17

On April 20 2010 07:38 Vain wrote:
read the 10 commandments is the most common thing to do when you create an accaunt???

In theory. :O

Kenpachi

United States9908 Posts

April 19 2010 22:39 GMT

#18

On April 20 2010 07:33 Lemonwalrus wrote:

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You are supposed to demonstrate talent before you ask that.

i can do 1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a.

On April 20 2010 07:29 FragKrag wrote:
WHY ARE THERE PONIES AT THE TOP?

Floydian

United Kingdom374 Posts

April 19 2010 22:41 GMT

#19

That's pretty cool!
Not sure I agree with the arrow between 'blog about girls', 'blog about your problems' and 'get ignored' thing though. You seen the average girl/problem thread here? It's a sure fire way to get a hundred replies.

Mikilatov

United States3897 Posts

April 19 2010 22:43 GMT

#20

Hahahahahaha... I lol'ed so hard at the never-ending Tdot loop.

Arrian

United States889 Posts

April 19 2010 22:44 GMT

#21

On April 20 2010 07:41 Floydian wrote:
That's pretty cool!
Not sure I agree with the arrow between 'blog about girls' and 'get ignored' thing though. You seen the average girl thread here? It's a sure fire way to get a hundred replies.

On April 20 2010 07:33 Lemonwalrus wrote:
You are supposed to demonstrate talent before you ask that.

On April 20 2010 07:30 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Wait, since when do most people contribute D:

On April 20 2010 07:38 Vain wrote:
read the 10 commandments is the most common thing to do when you create an accaunt???

Okay, so there may have been some wishful thinking involved. Doesn't mean it's all wrong though

SkelA

Macedonia13088 Posts

April 19 2010 22:48 GMT

#22

5/5

had some good laugh here . And lol at tdot cycle

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

April 19 2010 22:49 GMT

#23

nice... thats pretty much how it goes... congrats on 500

CynanMachae

Canada1459 Posts

April 19 2010 22:50 GMT

#24

Ahaha that's great :p

Lot at Tdot and GGnet

Chuiu

3470 Posts

April 19 2010 23:32 GMT

#25

I'm guessing 'be old' means 'already part of the SC community or a SC player' because I found out about Team Liquid through playing the game and posting on other SC sites. That was back sometime in 03 and I eventually created an account after lurking for some time.

EDIT: And that was before the Ten commandments.

Pika Chu

Romania2510 Posts

April 19 2010 23:40 GMT

#26

What does Tdot mean?

yes9111

United States420 Posts

April 19 2010 23:57 GMT

#27

^ Tdot's some guy who repeatedly makes new accounts and gets owned/banned every time. Don't know how the chain started though.
Why the ponies??

Nytefish

United Kingdom4282 Posts

April 20 2010 00:06 GMT

#28

Looks pretty accurate apart from SC2 newbs reading the 10 commandments.
They're pretty funny though so they really should read them at some point anyway.

Oh wait you probably meant users in general, yeah I doubt that happens either.