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Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-09 00:58:06
April 09 2010 00:36 GMT
#21
hahah.. i once was on a hunt with my father and after it we (youngsters) went out drinking in town... i had waaaay too much and a total blackout. somehow i suddenly decided to leave and when i went home alone i realized it was like 0° and i had only a t shirt on, no key to the guesthouse and my father's mobile was turned off. fuck. after having realized that, the autopilot switched on again and i can't remember anything. only that i somehow miraculously found the house of a distant acquaintance (i never knew and i don't know today where exactly he lives), kept ringing the doorbell until he woke up, mistook me for a bum and threw me off his grounds which lead me to flame him uncontrollably which in turn made him REALLY afraid because my father is best friends with his employer and i stormed off into the night. so far my memory. the next thing i knew was that i woke up in the fucking office of a butchery where i slept through the night WTF?!?

true story : (
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
April 09 2010 00:50 GMT
#22
why are you going home to jerk it when u have a girlfriend...total fail imo.
Why?
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
April 09 2010 01:00 GMT
#23
well unless your girlfriend is your hand, she can't be there all the time. And drinking with girls suck unless you can get some at the end of the night.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-09 01:05:59
April 09 2010 01:05 GMT
#24
Drunk dialing is super fun. Looking at the numbers you called the next day and have no recollection of is even better.

#1 Kwanro Fan
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 09 2010 01:28 GMT
#25
On April 09 2010 07:07 Sfydjklm wrote:
unless u messaged ur mom or ur boss with an offer of illicit sexual favors i dont see an issue. If anything being drunk is a damn good excuse.

speaking from experience eh?

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
April 09 2010 16:38 GMT
#26
On April 09 2010 09:50 TheComeback wrote:
why are you going home to jerk it when u have a girlfriend...total fail imo.


If she's not available... besides depending on how drunk you are, likely you won't have the coordination for any sort of tricky maneuvers... even though you might think you do.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
April 09 2010 16:41 GMT
#27
On April 09 2010 06:25 d_so wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 09 2010 06:19 kOre wrote:
"I also have a hundred bucks in my wallet that i can't account for."

So magically 100 dollars appeared in your wallet? :D


well im sure i got it from an atm machine but i'm not sure for what purpose haha

and thanks rekrul that seems like good advice



gotta love those automated teller machine machines
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
April 09 2010 17:40 GMT
#28
On April 09 2010 06:12 d_so wrote:
ugh. i guess im going to go yak now. note to self: when drunk go home and jerk immediately


Why just when you're drunk?

In all seriousness though, try singing. Singing always works when you're drunk.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 10 2010 01:14 GMT
#29
Or at least you think it does when you are drunk.

Unless that was your point :o
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
April 10 2010 03:50 GMT
#30
I just feel bad if I drunk dial the same person over and over. It gets really annoying to be on the other end of a drunk dial constantly.
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 10 2010 04:12 GMT
#31
On April 10 2010 10:14 Grobyc wrote:
Or at least you think it does when you are drunk.

Unless that was your point :o


lol

actually i loled at a lot of the posts here but i didnt have time to post yesterday and now that i do i don't remember what i wanted to post. i do know that i got a return message from my ex which appeared favorable and the coworker i called had lunch with me so... yah. as for the 100 bucks, i still don't know where i got it but i used it to pay rent so s'all good :D
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d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
April 10 2010 04:14 GMT
#32
On April 09 2010 09:36 Ghardo wrote:
hahah.. i once was on a hunt with my father and after it we (youngsters) went out drinking in town... i had waaaay too much and a total blackout. somehow i suddenly decided to leave and when i went home alone i realized it was like 0° and i had only a t shirt on, no key to the guesthouse and my father's mobile was turned off. fuck. after having realized that, the autopilot switched on again and i can't remember anything. only that i somehow miraculously found the house of a distant acquaintance (i never knew and i don't know today where exactly he lives), kept ringing the doorbell until he woke up, mistook me for a bum and threw me off his grounds which lead me to flame him uncontrollably which in turn made him REALLY afraid because my father is best friends with his employer and i stormed off into the night. so far my memory. the next thing i knew was that i woke up in the fucking office of a butchery where i slept through the night WTF?!?

true story : (


haha i remember one time this white kid was sleeping on our sofa one morning, probably walked in through the side door of the garage. when i woke up my family was peering at him like whothefukisthisalien is he your friend daniel? and i was like no wtf and woke him up and asked him to leave haha. it was funny
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