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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
March 26 2010 08:16 GMT
#1
Say you're hard at work and you get injured on the job. How's your health coverage?

Terran: You have to pay for it.

Zerg: There's universal health coverage, but its slow.

Protoss: You're given cybernetic enhancements at birth but if you get hurt you're fucked (unless you're willing to forgo your body for a kick ass wheelchair). No health insurance bill can get pushed through legislation because the Protoss are wasting a lot of money on a pointless war against the Zerg.


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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
March 26 2010 08:18 GMT
#2
hahah this is interesting. and i heard that if u have terran allies, they can fix protoss units ^^
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
OMin
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States545 Posts
March 26 2010 08:38 GMT
#3
if you know ur about to do something really dangerous and ur terran, they can make you invulnerable for 200 hp.
Marradron
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands1586 Posts
March 26 2010 08:39 GMT
#4
protoss have a half free healthservice. Though it is only for minor inconveniences
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
March 26 2010 08:43 GMT
#5
if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
March 26 2010 09:38 GMT
#6
On March 26 2010 17:43 DanceCommander wrote:
if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy

I'm gonna assume you mean shield battery yes?
marine life expectancy is like a couple minutes tops, insurance premiums must skyrocket
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
March 26 2010 10:04 GMT
#7
On March 26 2010 17:43 DanceCommander wrote:
if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy


Don't forget the Pylon
"It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen" - Just like my chances of reaching C- on ICCUP
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-26 14:27:03
March 26 2010 14:23 GMT
#8
The best solution would be to set up a public transit system of arbiters and a network of shield batteries. Then if you're feeling blue (or less blue I guess) you could just recall to your assigned battery. The walk back might be long but if you can afford it you can always flag down a speed shuttle to give you a ride.

EDIT: Oh and about those wheelchairs, I hear their pathfinding sucks ass and they freeze up if you tell them to move too much.
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
March 26 2010 14:59 GMT
#9
Terran: if you're in the infantry you get free access to medics.
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
March 26 2010 17:55 GMT
#10
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