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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
Terran: You have to pay for it. Zerg: There's universal health coverage, but its slow. Protoss: You're given cybernetic enhancements at birth but if you get hurt you're fucked (unless you're willing to forgo your body for a kick ass wheelchair). No health insurance bill can get pushed through legislation because the Protoss are wasting a lot of money on a pointless war against the Zerg.   | ||
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Polar_Nada
United States1548 Posts
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OMin
United States545 Posts
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Marradron
Netherlands1586 Posts
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
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k20a
Canada412 Posts
On March 26 2010 17:43 DanceCommander wrote: if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy I'm gonna assume you mean shield battery yes? marine life expectancy is like a couple minutes tops, insurance premiums must skyrocket | ||
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JSH
United States4109 Posts
On March 26 2010 17:43 DanceCommander wrote: if your protoss you can put a huge fucking building on wheels and tie it to yourself and never die. at least until it runs out of energy Don't forget the Pylon | ||
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FiBsTeR
United States415 Posts
EDIT: Oh and about those wheelchairs, I hear their pathfinding sucks ass and they freeze up if you tell them to move too much. | ||
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citi.zen
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IntoTheWow
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