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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-02 01:36:24
March 25 2010 19:17 GMT
#1


I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 25 2010 19:19 GMT
#2
Fuck shaving, it's overrated. Even Tasteless can agree. Who has time anyways? There is sc2 to be played.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
March 25 2010 19:21 GMT
#3
On March 26 2010 04:19 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Fuck shaving, it's overrated. Even Tasteless can agree. Who has time anyways? There is sc2 to be played.


Dude, I'm a 19 year old virgin.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
March 25 2010 19:22 GMT
#4
gilette fusion or w/e works pretty nicely OO ive been using that for 2 years or so
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Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
March 25 2010 19:22 GMT
#5
Shaving is gay. I suffer from this same experience.

What I do is shave it first with the trimmer on the electric shaver. Then I use the normal shaving part. Then I shaving cream the hell out of my face and shave with the grain. Then I shaving cream the hell out of it again and shave against the grain. After that I look super close and go over anything I missed with just the razor.

Seriously, its super stupid though.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32165 Posts
March 25 2010 19:22 GMT
#6
Come up with a good reason to have a playoff beard. Bitches love hockey players with those.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
March 25 2010 19:26 GMT
#7
On March 26 2010 04:22 Hawk wrote:Bitches love hockey players.

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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44453 Posts
March 25 2010 19:26 GMT
#8
On March 26 2010 04:22 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
What I do is shave it first with the trimmer on the electric shaver. Then I use the normal shaving part. Then I shaving cream the hell out of my face and shave with the grain. Then I shaving cream the hell out of it again and shave against the grain. After that I look super close and go over anything I missed with just the razor.

This is how I do it, it's that shave against the grain that gets it close.
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rezaJUICE
Profile Joined March 2010
Iran15 Posts
March 25 2010 19:27 GMT
#9
On March 26 2010 04:21 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2010 04:19 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Fuck shaving, it's overrated. Even Tasteless can agree. Who has time anyways? There is sc2 to be played.


Dude, I'm a 19 year old virgin.


ROFL dawg u da best shawty u da best
Dawg make dat cake son
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
March 25 2010 19:29 GMT
#10
Man, just do what you can then forget about it, it's all about the 'TUDE.
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
March 25 2010 19:31 GMT
#11
I just use the trimming bit of an electric razor (that you have to push out) then go over with the normal. Anything else is just unneccesary womanlike behaviour
Adonai bless
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
March 25 2010 19:31 GMT
#12
KwarK what do your tattoo's mean, you never did tell me at the lan
Adonai bless
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
March 25 2010 19:33 GMT
#13
Shave against the grain and press a bit harder than you do, and use a sharp razor. There are great vids on youtube about how to shave perfectly.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
March 25 2010 19:34 GMT
#14
On March 26 2010 04:31 XeliN wrote:
I just use the trimming bit of an electric razor (that you have to push out) then go over with the normal. Anything else is just unneccesary womanlike behaviour


What electric razor would you recommend?

Btw thanks for all the replies. All this insight is showing me how much it must suck to be a girl.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
March 25 2010 19:36 GMT
#15
On March 26 2010 04:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
There are great vids on youtube about how to shave perfectly.


I completely overlooked that option. I tried "how to shave" and this video came up first:


I raged pretty fucking hard. But thanks, will browse videos.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 25 2010 19:38 GMT
#16
LOL, be epic for TV ads.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
March 25 2010 19:38 GMT
#17
I always go to this site for stuff like this: Askmen.com
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
March 25 2010 19:39 GMT
#18


That is all.
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Eishi_Ki
Profile Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1667 Posts
March 25 2010 19:39 GMT
#19
On March 26 2010 04:21 SCC-Faust wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2010 04:19 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Fuck shaving, it's overrated. Even Tasteless can agree. Who has time anyways? There is sc2 to be played.


Dude, I'm a 19 year old virgin.


Notthing wrong with that, you ask some others here for an honest reply and I'd bet there are more than you think, I can honestly say I was in that situation too.

With regards the problem, shaving with the grain to lop the tree down to size, then foam and against the grain to get proper smoothness, although that'll only last 12 hrs tops before you start getting sandpaper again.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
March 25 2010 19:40 GMT
#20
Shave after a shower since the steam softens your beard. Let the cream soak into your beard a little bit. Shave the thin stuff first and the thick last to let the cream go to work even more. Shave against the grain for a close shave.

My beard isn't too thick so it's easy for me but I can't see how doing the above won't give you a close shave. Use a sharp razor obviously. If you want a ridiculously close shave learn to use an old-style safety razor or a straight blade, but now we're entering into serious time cost/benefit tradeoffs... You should be able to get "close enough" with a standard razor and the above technique.
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