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Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
December 25 2009 03:08 GMT
#1
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so with the awesome tradition of opening one present on christmas eve, my aunt has given me an entire box of MONSTER size tabasco slim jims. i just ate one, and can feel my arteries clogging already.

Time to wash it down with some egg nog!

*
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
December 25 2009 03:09 GMT
#2
Dunno about those but I do find an occasional standard Slim Jim is very good.
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 25 2009 03:13 GMT
#3
I used to be addicted to these things... but eventually just the smell of their salty processed crap makes me sick
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
December 25 2009 03:16 GMT
#4
Hoping for one of those huge bags of skittles this year.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
December 25 2009 03:23 GMT
#5
Did you snap into it?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
December 25 2009 03:33 GMT
#6
those always make good drunk food at 2 30 in the morning at 711
Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
December 25 2009 03:36 GMT
#7
Ya when I was younger I used to eat those Slim Jim's like a maniac. But than I found out eating a bunch of slim jims makes you Macho Man Randy Nothing, not Macho Man Randy Savage lol!

Nah now they just taste too shitty for me to eat compared to real jerky.... but more power 2 u, that box should get u one step closer to a heart attack lol!
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Trident
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Bhutan54 Posts
December 25 2009 03:38 GMT
#8
Egg nog ftw
Dont stress, meditate
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 25 2009 03:43 GMT
#9
SLIM SHADY
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
December 25 2009 03:49 GMT
#10
You really ought to share some with us
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 25 2009 04:16 GMT
#11
someone got the munchieesssssssss omnomomomnomnomnom
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 25 2009 04:37 GMT
#12
i see slim jim and i think

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Cygnus
Profile Joined February 2004
United States845 Posts
December 25 2009 04:39 GMT
#13
My last visit to the local gas stop, "can I get two $25 gift cards... and a slim jim"
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
December 25 2009 04:44 GMT
#14
i completely forgot about those. they're so delicious, but only if you can afford to eat them all the time
The Show of a Lifetime
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 25 2009 05:10 GMT
#15
oh god slim jims are so gross. i can't get over that wierd skin stuff they have on them
theron[wdt]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States395 Posts
December 25 2009 05:38 GMT
#16
one way trip to the shitter
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
December 25 2009 05:39 GMT
#17
oh god they are disgusting T_T
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 25 2009 05:43 GMT
#18
On December 25 2009 13:37 SayaSP wrote:
i see slim jim and i think

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

I'm actually of the opinion that anybody who does not automatically think of Randy Savage and/or "OHHH YEAH" when they see a Slim Jim is less than human. Well done sir.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 25 2009 06:22 GMT
#19
I remember those old school slim jim ads. And honestly, I rarely see people buy them. I think I tried it before, it was awful, stick to real jerky.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
horang3
Profile Joined November 2009
United States261 Posts
December 25 2009 07:26 GMT
#20
On December 25 2009 12:49 BanZu wrote:
You really ought to share some with us

Yeah, did you bring enough for the whole class?
Do great work
Deleted User 50491
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
721 Posts
December 25 2009 07:32 GMT
#21
I might be crazy but I think i remember the adds in a Tony Hawk game? haha.
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