Unbelievable Stories that are True - Page 2

On November 25 2009 07:52 FonzeXD wrote:


Point of thread: Tell an unbelievable story that is true.

Alright boys, let's get this thread going!

I got a blow at a party.
EDIT: Okay, well, I'll tell an actual "story":

I was bored and had recently listened to the song "City" by HollyWood Undead. I thought about how the "the city looks so pretty, do you want to burn it with me?" lyric was epic and immediately had to be put into effect. I started 6 fires, using my friends vehicles and different friends, or maybe more. I think it was around 6-7, but, it was in the span of about 4 hours in a 3-4 mile radius from one another. My friends vehicle even got towed and we had 15 witnesses tell the cops that it was 2 teenagers who did it. Somehow, though, my friend was given back his vehicle so no charges were made. This was on a separate date though, not part of the arson rage(the 6-7 fires in 4 hours), but, it was on the day before the arson rage. The arson rage became so popular, it made all the unpopular firefighters into super stars since they went and put out each fire. Ever since the arson rage, I was seeing a craze: many other random fields of grass and such were being burned everyday. A huge plumb of smoke rose each morning, to my enjoyment. Well, this arson craze became SO popular, a bounty was put on the person who started a fire or any information on who is starting fires: $2,000. This was posted all over the place: windows of stores, public bulletins, public places. The bounty was up and the bounty hunters emerged. Only a few select group of friends(plus my accomplices) knew that I had done them, but, some of my "shady" friends heard rumors that either me or my cousin had started the fires. So, my shady friends(who, at the time, were actually HUNTING FOR MY BOUNTY and I didn't fucking know) wanted to hang out so I did. They were like "let's smoke crack!" and I'm like "okaaay!" So they take me to a spot, far far away from the public, where only ranches and dirt roads existed. We smoked a big rock and it was my 2nd time trying the stuff so I would get pretty emotional. The moment I am getting freaked out because the cactus stared at me funny, one of my shady friends pops the question of whether or not I started the fires. The crack was their way of trying to get me to admit, but, it proved to do the opposite: it made me more paranoid. I hatched a thought in my head that if they were asking if I started the fires, they must want some information, so, I didn't give them any. They try asking multiple times and saying "yeaaaaaaah you did" and trying to make it sound all relaxed but I told them I didn't know what they were talking about. They looked at me, angry, and asked to be dropped off.

yep.

On November 25 2009 08:28 Ganfei wrote:
FonzeXD you are a fucking faggot.

On November 25 2009 13:36 FonzeXD wrote:


Thanks for the disrespect.
edit: honestly, what did I do wrong? wtf.

On November 25 2009 14:18 Ganfei wrote:


I assume you're either fuckin wit me or your story is false. If you don't understand what I'm callin you a fuckin faggot for starting a bunch of fucking urban fires cause you heard some dumbass lyric in a song suggest it, then what purpose would elaborating serve?

On November 25 2009 20:26 FonzeXD wrote:


What business is it to you? By saying I'm a fucking faggot you're being a fucking faggot and, not to mention, mean. I'm posting in a blog meant for stories, so, there's my story and all you've done is sit there and be an ass.

=D Stating my point and making you look bad. win/win ;D
edit: Snet... why? Are you my mother/father? Do I owe you money in any way? I know you guys are trying to get the message across that I'm not a good person(2 insults from a random person and a guy with a star!) but, honestly, what's the point in that? It's going to be a vicious circle; a catch-22. Just stop; it was a story.

Everybody just chill.

On November 25 2009 14:18 Ganfei wrote:


I assume you're either fuckin wit me or your story is false. If you don't understand what I'm callin you a fuckin faggot for starting a bunch of fucking urban fires cause you heard some dumbass lyric in a song suggest it, then what purpose would elaborating serve?

On November 25 2009 20:26 FonzeXD wrote:


What business is it to you? By saying I'm a fucking faggot you're being a fucking faggot and, not to mention, mean. I'm posting in a blog meant for stories, so, there's my story and all you've done is sit there and be an ass.

=D Stating my point and making you look bad. win/win ;D
edit: Snet... why? Are you my mother/father? Do I owe you money in any way? I know you guys are trying to get the message across that I'm not a good person(2 insults from a random person and a guy with a star!) but, honestly, what's the point in that? It's going to be a vicious circle; a catch-22. Just stop; it was a story.

Everybody just chill.