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Yeah hi. So i'm going to this party called the "egmont awards" on friday, the theme is awardshow and i apparently got 'Pornstar' by chance (My friend rigged the raffle. :-/). Luckily a few hundred people are comming so i'm not the only pornstar there 
I'm having kind of a hard time finding a good outfit - I usually don't do much at theme parties but i thought i would start at this one.
So far i have grown a pretty hefty mustache and my hair is really big and curly.
I'm thinking - John Holmes this way i can be kinda pornish without wearing leather suspenders.. And i've been told on more then one occation that i look like him(No, not naked.)
Thoughts so far: Open(To the waist) gold shirt, tight ass pants that have 'trumpet' legs, a headband, magically appearing chesthair(Dunno how yet), and either a cucumber or some very big socks down my pants.
Does anyone have any bright ideas?
 
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Damn... I have so many ideas if you were a girl...
As for the chest hair... I'm sure a costume shop will have fair hair that you can glue there... I wouldn't do the cucumber, to uncomfortable, maybe a sock filled with other socks or something...
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I've been told that eating sunflower seeds and peanuts whole (with the shell), scaling fish, drinking whiskey straight from the bottle, and other such activities would put hair on my chest, so perhaps try one of those?
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shave ur pubes and paste it on ur chest
or go as nick manning instead
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On November 12 2009 17:52 JohnColtrane wrote:
shave ur pubes and paste it on ur chest
or go as nick manning instead
ditto!!
They all have shaved pubes hahaa it'll work right in.
Yeah socks in socks seem the more comfortible option than cucs.
Get a buzzcut maybe? I've seen lots of them with buzzcuts
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On November 12 2009 18:34 evanthebouncy! wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2009 17:52 JohnColtrane wrote:
shave ur pubes and paste it on ur chest
or go as nick manning instead ditto!! They all have shaved pubes hahaa it'll work right in. Yeah socks in socks seem the more comfortible option than cucs. Get a buzzcut maybe? I've seen lots of them with buzzcuts
watch a lot of porn evan? 
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Honestly anything with tight pants and a shirt open down your chest will work along with the right attitude. Socks down the pants just make it even more obvious. Sounds like your original idea would work fine.
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Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On November 12 2009 18:49 JohnColtrane wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2009 18:34 evanthebouncy! wrote:On November 12 2009 17:52 JohnColtrane wrote:
shave ur pubes and paste it on ur chest
or go as nick manning instead ditto!! They all have shaved pubes hahaa it'll work right in. Yeah socks in socks seem the more comfortible option than cucs. Get a buzzcut maybe? I've seen lots of them with buzzcuts watch a lot of porn evan?
How else do you explain this smile?
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On November 12 2009 19:19 EvilTeletubby wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2009 18:49 JohnColtrane wrote:On November 12 2009 18:34 evanthebouncy! wrote:On November 12 2009 17:52 JohnColtrane wrote:
shave ur pubes and paste it on ur chest
or go as nick manning instead ditto!! They all have shaved pubes hahaa it'll work right in. Yeah socks in socks seem the more comfortible option than cucs. Get a buzzcut maybe? I've seen lots of them with buzzcuts watch a lot of porn evan? How else do you explain this smile?
GAHahHAhhAHhahAHAHA
i'll have to change that picture some day :p
to John:
ofc I watch a lot of porn
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Wouldn't a roll of socks flatten out really bad in the tight pants? Maybe wrap the socks around your cucumber idea. Softer and more comfortable, but still good shape.
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Teamliquid, your one stop shop for ZvT and fake cucumber penis preparation tips.
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Haha :D
yea i guess i'll try it out - just afraid of breaking the cucumber or mashing it or something.
I'll probably end up with painting the chesthair or buying a wig and some glue.. i dunno.
A female friend of mine offered that i could borrow some of her slutty clothes and go as a female or drag queen pornstar - i said hell no. (This was the correct answer right?).
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Put a banana in your pocket.
Do not go as a drag queen. You're a guy. Try to come out like Ron Jeremy.
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On November 12 2009 17:44 Ao_Jun wrote:
So far i have grown a pretty hefty mustache and my hair is really big and curly.
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On November 12 2009 17:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I've been told that eating sunflower seeds and peanuts whole (with the shell), scaling fish, drinking whiskey straight from the bottle, and other such activities would put hair on my chest, so perhaps try one of those?
Ah, you forgot asapragus
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On November 12 2009 21:38 sharkeyanti wrote:Show nested quote +On November 12 2009 17:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I've been told that eating sunflower seeds and peanuts whole (with the shell), scaling fish, drinking whiskey straight from the bottle, and other such activities would put hair on my chest, so perhaps try one of those? Ah, you forgot asparagus
fixed?
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tasteless said that starcraft is the manliest game around and playing it would make your chest hair grow... GL
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why not wear a gimp outfit?
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Belgium9950 Posts
you need one of those fake earrings that really young girls wear that dont need piercings
put that on your nipple
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when i saw the cut off first part of the title i thought this was a request to identify some unknown pornstar in a porno lol
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On November 12 2009 23:08 JohnColtrane wrote:you could go as this: NSFW + Show Spoiler +NSFW
*Puke*
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If you are going to post Ron, at least post young, sexy Ron
+ Show Spoiler +
(yes, the pick is SFW)
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On November 12 2009 23:08 JohnColtrane wrote:you could go as this: NSFW + Show Spoiler +NSFW
omg >.<
i clicked the spoiler and went 'wtf'. then i looked at the poster and it all made sense..
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just dont wear anything xD
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On November 13 2009 00:56 RaGe wrote:
you need one of those fake earrings that really young girls wear that dont need piercings
put that on your nipple
that wouldn't work because those are basically pair of magnets and one go on one side of your earlobe and the other go on the other side.
Unless you are implying his nipples are flat and flappy in which case it's insta LOL already
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On November 13 2009 00:49 Licmyobelisk wrote:
why not wear a gimp outfit?
Yea i thought of this - but i dunno where i would get it from without paying a fortune. Ofc i have a gagball and a leather mask in my drawer but the full body suit? never went there.
On November 13 2009 05:41 Kenpachi wrote:
bring a dildo.
Dildos are hella expensive...
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On November 13 2009 05:53 Ao_Jun wrote:Dildos are hella expensive...
and you know this because....?
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On November 13 2009 07:51 Shattered wrote:Show nested quote +On November 13 2009 05:53 Ao_Jun wrote:On November 13 2009 05:41 Kenpachi wrote:
bring a dildo. Dildos are hella expensive... and you know this because....?
And have you ever walked into a sex shop before?
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On November 13 2009 08:01 lMPERVlOUS wrote:Show nested quote +On November 13 2009 07:51 Shattered wrote:On November 13 2009 05:53 Ao_Jun wrote:On November 13 2009 05:41 Kenpachi wrote:
bring a dildo. Dildos are hella expensive... and you know this because....? And have you ever walked into a sex shop before?
mom probably covered his eyes when he was passing by
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On November 13 2009 09:08 Itachii wrote:Show nested quote +On November 13 2009 08:01 lMPERVlOUS wrote:On November 13 2009 07:51 Shattered wrote:On November 13 2009 05:53 Ao_Jun wrote:On November 13 2009 05:41 Kenpachi wrote:
bring a dildo. Dildos are hella expensive... and you know this because....? And have you ever walked into a sex shop before? mom probably covered his eyes when he was passing by
Mom probably covered his eyes when she was shopping there.
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