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Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
November 03 2009 02:39 GMT
#1
So I went to sleep last night like normal. However for some reason I was super cold, so I wore sweatpants, a hoodie along with a wife beater, boxers and socks.

The weird thing is... I woke up around 8 for class... and I was completely naked. This isn't the weird part, however.. Sometimes nightmares or whatever and you rip your clothes off or just get hot... the weird thing is, my clothes were neatly rolled military style (anybody who's in the US Military should understand this) in put neatly in line on my computer chair.

WTF!? was I abducted? lol

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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
November 03 2009 02:40 GMT
#2
You got raped.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-03 02:42:31
November 03 2009 02:41 GMT
#3
Sleep walking, out of body experience, lucid dreaming, multiple personality disorder, creepy roommates, troll?
EDIT: Any pains during number 2? Guy above me might be right...
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
November 03 2009 02:43 GMT
#4
Do you have a room mate? Was he smiling at you in the morning with breakfast ready?
www.brainyweb.ca //web stuff!
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
November 03 2009 02:43 GMT
#5
On November 03 2009 11:43 alexpnd wrote:
Do you have a room mate? Was he smiling at you in the morning with breakfast ready?


hahaha
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-03 02:48:10
November 03 2009 02:44 GMT
#6
wow

If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities:

1 - Someone fucked with you.
2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself.
3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you.
4 - Aliens fucked you.


+ Show Spoiler +
but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 03 2009 02:44 GMT
#7
Haha I hope the reason is something funny and entertaining (but not bad for the OP ;D)
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12815 Posts
November 03 2009 02:45 GMT
#8
HhhahHAhahHA i think u got rapped too
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
November 03 2009 02:45 GMT
#9
Sleep walking i bet. Can do some pretty odd things while sleep walking. i've rolled like a ball while sleeping.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29905 Posts
November 03 2009 02:50 GMT
#10
On November 03 2009 11:45 evanthebouncy! wrote:
HhhahHAhahHA i think u got rapped too

Your not anal virgin anymore :\
Got rapedROLLLLLLED
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Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
November 03 2009 02:51 GMT
#11
On November 03 2009 11:45 zergnewb wrote:
Sleep walking i bet. Can do some pretty odd things while sleep walking. i've rolled like a ball while sleeping.


I think that would be sleep rolling :p
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-03 02:59:38
November 03 2009 02:58 GMT
#12
Whoa whoa... Someone violated you and neatly folded up your clothes?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
November 03 2009 03:00 GMT
#13
That sounds fucking awesome, I wish I could go to bed fully dressed and wake up with them off and neatly folded. Probably some kind of angel
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
November 03 2009 03:04 GMT
#14
On November 03 2009 11:44 CharlieMurphy wrote:
wow

If this is not a troll. You can infer a few possibilities:

1 - Someone fucked with you.
2 - You slept walked/night terror or some disorder and did it yourself.
3 - Ghost/Demons fucked with you.
4 - Aliens fucked you.


+ Show Spoiler +
but seriously, are you sure you put the close on in the first place? maybe you dreamt it?



Forgot about CIA/Military involvement convincing you of alien abduction but actually implanting brain washing cues to assassinate a future president.
www.brainyweb.ca //web stuff!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 03 2009 03:07 GMT
#15
llllllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo

Rapists are really becoming quite the gentlemen these days.
Halfpastnoob
Profile Joined June 2009
United States191 Posts
November 03 2009 03:14 GMT
#16
I find it funny that a lot of people on TL have odd sleeping disorders.
tl;dr
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
November 03 2009 03:26 GMT
#17
I think I'm finding this blog funnier than I should.
TranslatorBaa!
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
November 03 2009 03:45 GMT
#18
probably forgot to put the clothes on in the first place dude.

how do you not notice someone taking ur pants/hoodie/singlet off when ur asleep?
HEY MEYT
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24801 Posts
November 03 2009 03:57 GMT
#19
On November 03 2009 12:45 JohnColtrane wrote:
probably forgot to put the clothes on in the first place dude.

how do you not notice someone taking ur pants/hoodie/singlet off when ur asleep?

Yeah you are probably somehow confused and it's nothing.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-03 04:01:13
November 03 2009 04:00 GMT
#20
On November 03 2009 12:26 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
I think I'm finding this blog funnier than I should.

This.
And I think you should get tested. hahahaha
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