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Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
October 19 2009 15:09 GMT
#1
I just played this protoss who tried the funniest cheese I have ever seen. Like the typical ICCUP protoss, he cannoned my natural, and you can see the rest in this replay...

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Keep in mind this is at around the D+ level.

disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
October 19 2009 15:23 GMT
#2
lol, that is actually quite a funny replay
this game is a fucking jokie
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
October 19 2009 15:28 GMT
#3
Heh that was pretty cool, i like how you reacted to it aswell. Im pretty sure i would be mumbling too long about what to do that i would lose :p
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17078 Posts
October 19 2009 15:34 GMT
#4
Could someone spoiler a summary of the game?

<_<
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Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
October 19 2009 15:41 GMT
#5
Yeah, this piqued my interest, but I'm at work right now =(
Soli Deo gloria.
ccou
Profile Joined December 2008
United States681 Posts
October 19 2009 15:53 GMT
#6
^_^
Wake up Mr. B!
Vekzel
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Poland142 Posts
October 19 2009 16:06 GMT
#7
On October 20 2009 00:34 Empyrean wrote:
Could someone spoiler a summary of the game?

<_<


SPOILER ALERT:

+ Show Spoiler +
Actually, game is quite bad on both sides. Green Zerg at 12 o'clock goes 12 Hatch and gets cannoned by White Toss, who sent 4th Probe to do gay Pylon+Forge proxy. Zerg loses 3 Drones and backs off to his main, but slides one Drone through one of Destis' bridges before it gets blocked. Toss cannons even more and tries to earn pimpest play spot by going for Nexus in Zerg natural. Yet, he misses Zerg expo at 2 o'clock. Hydras are spawned all around the time, while Toss just sits and gets Cannons+Zealots (no Tech, kekeke). Finally, 6 Hydras go for Toss main, and eradicate it as it is almost empty (Nexus+Core+1 Cannon only). Again, nothing happens for a while and finally Zerg crosses his ramp with some Hydras and clears Nexus at own natural. Toss has no cash to replenish it, but fights bravely with Probes until more Hydras come to mop up.

Retarded play by loser.
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Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
October 19 2009 16:10 GMT
#8
just your typical D level protoss gosu doing what he does best
The Show of a Lifetime
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
October 19 2009 16:24 GMT
#9
hahahah toss goin for the pimpest play nexus LOL
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 19 2009 17:26 GMT
#10
Nah, the coolest desti cheese on D level players is definitely TvZ. Predict 12 hatch, send scv immediately to go behind the wall in his natural, build barracks, lift barracks, land in nat min line so that your barracks + minerals are your marines' bunker when they pop out!

Of course zerg doesnt drone scout etc. etc.
Straight to vulture at 16/18 and then wraith, all the time laughing behind your devious wall!
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
October 19 2009 17:26 GMT
#11
haha nice report vekzel
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 19 2009 17:47 GMT
#12
sweet write up hahaha
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spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
October 19 2009 18:03 GMT
#13
+ Show Spoiler +
You totally should have sunkened his main.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
October 19 2009 19:53 GMT
#14
On October 20 2009 03:03 spinesheath wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
You totally should have sunkened his main.

I did this to monokeros the other night it made me lol
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 20:13:43
October 19 2009 20:13 GMT
#15
On October 20 2009 02:26 EtherealDeath wrote:
Nah, the coolest desti cheese on D level players is definitely TvZ. Predict 12 hatch, send scv immediately to go behind the wall in his natural, build barracks, lift barracks, land in nat min line so that your barracks + minerals are your marines' bunker when they pop out!

Of course zerg doesnt drone scout etc. etc.
Straight to vulture at 16/18 and then wraith, all the time laughing behind your devious wall!

doesnt every zerg send an overlord to his natural and block the rax with a drone o o?
never happened to me so i dunno
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