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.. is that Seminophagia can reduce the risk of breast cancer by 40 percent.
The results of a research study by the North Carolina State University from 2003 show that women who perform fellatio (or “blowjob” in colloquial language) and swallow semen regularly, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent.
The results were unexpected by the doctors, who had never suspected to find a link between performing fellatio and breast cancer. The study, which spanned 10 years, involved 15,000 women “suspected” of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid. Researchers discovered that those actually having performed fellatio regularly had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not.
However, there is no increased risk of breast cancer for those who had not regularly performed fellatio.
“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”
Anyway if these sources I found are reliable, then this is I dunno awesome news for us dudes?
So like.. sup hun? you wanna reduce the risk of cancer? it's time for our daily therapy, if you know what I mean... 
Sources (I dunno if they are reliable):
http://www.livelongernow.net/2008/12/15/blow-jobs-swallowing-semen-can-cure-breast-cancer/
LOL such a long website
Discuss! :D
 
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yeah this is the absolute truth.
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Bookmarked for future reference.
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whhhaatt lol.
guess i'll be book marking this too lol
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Perfect synchronization of nickname and content.
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As jubilant as I am that this appears to be the case, the fact that this study was in all likelihood at least partially government funded deeply troubles me.
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United States24779 Posts
Probably just some strange correlation if the experiment actually is valid...
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
Who cares. Everything gets boring after a while, even this.
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I asked my gf to swallow my semen once, then she kissed me ...
never asked her again afterward ...
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On October 13 2009 23:22 nayumi wrote:
I asked my gf to swallow my semen once, then she kissed me ...
never asked her again afterward ...
psh it's so worth it..
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*bookmarked*
ill talk to my gf bout this, ya know, health and all that stuff
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This should be frontpaged, I think everyone needs to know this.
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Why is this is blogs and not front page!?
The world must know!
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LOL - the name of the poster who made the OP just made this perfect
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
On October 13 2009 23:22 nayumi wrote:
I asked my gf to swallow my semen once, then she kissed me ...
never asked her again afterward ...
oh come on
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Bearded Elder29905 Posts
On October 13 2009 23:22 nayumi wrote:
I asked my gf to swallow my semen once, then she kissed me ...
never asked her again afterward ...
Uhh... I'd write something here but I will not :-)
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LOL! I though that this will only adhere to some people but never knew that this is general forum material! I'll just double post this on the general section then make the title more "thread worthy"
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On October 13 2009 23:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
LOL! I though that this will only adhere to some people but never knew that this is general forum material! I'll just double post this on the general section then make the title more "thread worthy"
Dude, this is feature thread worthy :D
Okay maybe not, but the point persists, all women should know this and use us men for health purposes.
Unless they start making cans of drinks...
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One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".
Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.
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My girl swallows anyway so meh
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wow.. ill tell my Gf to read this!...
GG
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On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".
Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.
The vast, vast majority of medical studies seem to totally that correlation != causality.
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On October 14 2009 00:06 Johnranger-123 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2009 23:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:
LOL! I though that this will only adhere to some people but never knew that this is general forum material! I'll just double post this on the general section then make the title more "thread worthy" Dude, this is feature thread worthy :D Okay maybe not, but the point persists, all women should know this and use us men for health purposes. Unless they start making cans of drinks... that... would be disgusting. imagine accidentally drinking that. and how would they mass produce it? oh man the thought just creeps me out.
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United States3824 Posts
Sticky, front page, spread the word.
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FINALLY! Now what i tell every girl i meet is actually true 
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On October 14 2009 00:41 StalinRusH wrote:FINALLY! Now what i tell every girl i meet is actually true the thing is that this is too absurd for them to actually believe you, even if it is indeed true.
edit: and by true i mean the statistic is true, not the correlation.
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the title sounds like its a topic for homosexuals.
the title ought to read "girls, consume more semen!"
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On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".
Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.
Get out of here with your silly "logic" and "reason." What the hell are you trying to do here?
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Dear god.. this news seems to belong to the Onion... im so glad it doesnt though LOOOL
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On October 14 2009 00:06 Salv wrote:
One of the first things you learn in statistics is that correlation doesn't mean causation. This doesn't mean swallowing semen causes a decrease in breast cancer, it could be that those who swallow semen are likelier to have a certain diet or live in a certain manner which decreases breast cancer. Furthermore, you cannot just publish results like this and be like, 'Well, I guess that solves that!' For your results to be taken credible at all you would have to prove why these results occur and what about fellatio decreases breast cancer; that's of course if you wanted to make the direct statement that "X causes Y".
Not only that, but this study would have to be replicated and submitted to a peer-review journal before you could even begin to make claims. Sorry to rain on everyones parade lol. I'm bookmarking it regardless as a joke to show to others.
Fellatio approval is one of the only things where we cannot have a scientific argument on wether its true or not. ITS SCIENCE
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Man, once Day[9]'s bear semen hit the shelves it will be selling like pancakes... ^_^
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I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?
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On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too?
eww dont even start lOL
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The best part:
On October 13 2009 22:55 Licmyobelisk wrote:Show nested quote +...., but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”
Nice way to put it, very subtle XD
'neways, there might be a related effective method to lower the risk of prostate cancer. More research needs to be done!
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On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too? eww dont even start lOL
No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever....
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Wasn't there a bogus study about this exact same topic floating around on the internet a few years ago and it came out to be false?
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On October 14 2009 01:41 Johnranger-123 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too? eww dont even start lOL No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever....
Haven't you heard of sperm banks? and are you related to HamerD? seems like you guys have the same ideas *wink* *wink*
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On October 14 2009 01:45 Licmyobelisk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 14 2009 01:41 Johnranger-123 wrote:On October 14 2009 01:37 never_toss wrote:On October 14 2009 01:34 Johnranger-123 wrote:
I have to say this,
GG girls, its been a long run, but we have proof (kinda) that it is a good idea,
Everybody is happy.
Also another thing, can't guys get breast cancer too? eww dont even start lOL No seriously, this is a big concern for me. If we spread the news, what becomes the nextstep? Milk farms of men to help combat breast cancer for everyone! We either have to make sure this never happens (by setting up a TL spy academy), or destory this information forever.... Haven't you heard of sperm banks? and are you related to HamerD? seems like you guys have the same ideas *wink* *wink*
I don't know who HamerD is.
Also I forgot about sperm banks, they are already one step ahead!
I just really want a TL spy academy 
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please pan out please pan out please pan out please pan out
edit: STUPID SNOPES!
I did hear that an actual study confirmed that ingesting semen may make it easier to get pregnant though because the body becomes accustomed to the dna in the sperm and doesn't try to instagib it anymore.
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On October 14 2009 02:30 Johnranger-123 wrote:Why dude, why... :'(
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Reason and scepticism should be ban worthy in cases like these. ![[image loading]](http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1199/humpf.png)
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On October 14 2009 03:46 Hittegods wrote:Reason and scepticism should be ban worthy in cases like these.
I AGREE! HERESY!!
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You know, it's still true. Take your girlfriend's chemotherapy. It is true that some ingested medications travel through semen...
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This could be a totally awesome new pickup line O_O...
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United States24779 Posts
I did pranks like these before on my campus. They work surprisingly well...
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As interesting as this is, they need to check their data for confounding variables. Why do I say this? Because semen is essentially a protein shake and there are a lot of women who do not eat enough meat.
Yes, yes, I know, most of you will probably tell me to shut up for raining on the proverbial parade, but good science has nothing to do with popularity. Science isn't a democracy.
Edit: Just saw that Snopes WTF!pwned this notion.
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False + would be a correlation and not causation, Salv is right.
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On October 14 2009 07:09 Mortality wrote:
As interesting as this is, they need to check their data for confounding variables. Why do I say this? Because semen is essentially a protein shake and there are a lot of women who do not eat enough meat.
Yes, yes, I know, most of you will probably tell me to shut up for raining on the proverbial parade, but good science has nothing to do with popularity. Science isn't a democracy.
Edit: Just saw that Snopes WTF!pwned this notion.
This whole protein being the miracle nutrient thing is so 1970. If you live in the US, you're getting enough protein. Seriously, the only people still suffering from protein deficiencies live in like Africa and Southeast Asia.
On another note, several studies even indicate that eating too much animal protein can actually lead to osteoporosis, since metabolizing proteins produces sulfuric acid which can lead to acidosis and the consequent inhibition of osteoblastic activity over time (specifically animal protein, since collagen and some other similar abundant animal proteins contain tons of cysteine residues (i.e. you get a lot more sulfur compared to vegetable protein).
I'm not trying to say eating meat is bad, just that you don't need (or want) a lot of it to get the protein you need.
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