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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 10 2009 02:55 GMT
#81
On October 10 2009 11:53 overpool wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:46 uNcontroLable wrote:
On October 10 2009 11:44 Rekrul wrote:
Where do I find smart girls? Assuming they exist.


Church. No joke. That's where they congregate.

Wow, is this actually true? Do you have any theories why?


free donuts

men readily giving away money for nothing

free singing lessons

free booze!!!!!
why so 진지해?
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
October 10 2009 02:58 GMT
#82
On October 10 2009 11:44 Rekrul wrote:
Where do I find smart girls? Assuming they exist.


MIT.

Smart, attractive girls?

I have no idea.
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 02:59 GMT
#83
On October 10 2009 11:52 Eiii wrote:
So, let's say I'm a student at OSU who wants to relentlessly stalk incontrol or something. How would I go about doing that? Can you find his class schedule and post it online? Anything like that would be super helpful.

Thanks!

EDIT: Oh, and a followup: You seem to have done pretty well in this regard, so I suppose you'll know.. how can I earn his undying, eternal love? feel free to combine your answer with the one for the first question, they're very related (I hope).


http://oregonstate.edu/counsel/
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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 03:01 GMT
#84
Rekrul you should make a.. ask Rekrul thread

@ uncontrolable
will you consider using your womanly seduction powers to get iNc to come to a local LAN?
Breaking Bad
Eiii
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2566 Posts
October 10 2009 03:01 GMT
#85
On October 10 2009 11:59 uNcontroLable wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:52 Eiii wrote:
So, let's say I'm a student at OSU who wants to relentlessly stalk incontrol or something. How would I go about doing that? Can you find his class schedule and post it online? Anything like that would be super helpful.

Thanks!

EDIT: Oh, and a followup: You seem to have done pretty well in this regard, so I suppose you'll know.. how can I earn his undying, eternal love? feel free to combine your answer with the one for the first question, they're very related (I hope).


http://oregonstate.edu/counsel/


I've been, they're not very supportive.
:3
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51551 Posts
October 10 2009 03:01 GMT
#86
thoughts on k-pop
Commentator
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:01 GMT
#87
On October 10 2009 11:53 overpool wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 11:46 uNcontroLable wrote:
On October 10 2009 11:44 Rekrul wrote:
Where do I find smart girls? Assuming they exist.


Church. No joke. That's where they congregate.

Wow, is this actually true? Do you have any theories why?

Cuz smart girls love Jesus!

Umm, I don't know really but you're right, it is true. I've just observed it over the years. I bet it has to do with the myriad of things you learn in church from a very young age, memorization, reading, socialization, even exposure to music from youth has been linked to intelligence.
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uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:02 GMT
#88
On October 10 2009 12:01 vRoOk wrote:
Rekrul you should make a.. ask Rekrul thread

@ uncontrolable
will you consider using your womanly seduction powers to get iNc to come to a local LAN?

I will. What's in it for me?
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Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
October 10 2009 03:02 GMT
#89
Hottest progamers?
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-10 03:07:00
October 10 2009 03:03 GMT
#90
On October 10 2009 11:09 uNcontroLable wrote:
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On October 10 2009 10:58 SonuvBob wrote:
On October 10 2009 10:53 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
On October 10 2009 10:43 uNcontroLable wrote:
On October 10 2009 10:08 YPang wrote:
If incontrol suddenly sucked at SC and switched to 1a2a3a would you break up with him and make me an ultralisk cake instead?


Can you bench press 650 lbs?

i can bench that divided in 6

Another nerd approaches the female; this time, an Asian Threadkiller. Like the beautifully plumed birds of paradise, this nerd's elaborate dance flaunts his strength and math skills. Will the female be impressed? Only time will tell.


Bob, you must help me narrate the next nerdumentary.

I dunno about that, the first one gives me nightmares. I think you can record pretty much anything meant for kids, speed up or slow down the video, and it instantly becomes really creepy. edit: not necessarily creepy but I still have to post this somewhere- http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1819977

What do you think of Inc's less than platonic relationship with Artosis?
Administrator
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:03 GMT
#91
On October 10 2009 12:01 GTR wrote:
thoughts on k-pop

They need to go through pageant boot camp to learn how to walk in their heels.

and

scary.
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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 03:05 GMT
#92
On October 10 2009 12:02 uNcontroLable wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 12:01 vRoOk wrote:
Rekrul you should make a.. ask Rekrul thread

@ uncontrolable
will you consider using your womanly seduction powers to get iNc to come to a local LAN?

I will. What's in it for me?


umm.. you can come too and pwn some noobs

what more do you need?
Breaking Bad
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:05 GMT
#93
On October 10 2009 12:03 SonuvBob wrote:


What do you think of Inc's less than platonic relationship with Artosis?

Wildly and animalistically jealous.
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uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:06 GMT
#94
On October 10 2009 12:05 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 12:02 uNcontroLable wrote:
On October 10 2009 12:01 vRoOk wrote:
Rekrul you should make a.. ask Rekrul thread

@ uncontrolable
will you consider using your womanly seduction powers to get iNc to come to a local LAN?

I will. What's in it for me?


umm.. you can come too and pwn some noobs

what more do you need?

I dunno...perhaps some cookies?
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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 10 2009 03:07 GMT
#95
My best question is: do you remember who I am?!?!
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 10 2009 03:07 GMT
#96
Thoughts on night clubs?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
October 10 2009 03:08 GMT
#97
On October 10 2009 10:43 uNcontroLable wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2009 10:08 YPang wrote:
If incontrol suddenly sucked at SC and switched to 1a2a3a would you break up with him and make me an ultralisk cake instead?


Can you bench press 650 lbs?


650lbs????

that is literally, 5 and 1/2 me's.

O_O
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vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
October 10 2009 03:09 GMT
#98
Okay i'll bring cookies!

Dealio?

and.. why doesnt inc 1v1 me? is he scared?
Breaking Bad
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:09 GMT
#99
On October 10 2009 12:02 Froadac wrote:
Hottest progamers?

I'm not really well-enough versed in their looks to decide. Whichever one has the best Asian hair.
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uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 10 2009 03:10 GMT
#100
On October 10 2009 12:07 Pokebunny wrote:
My best question is: do you remember who I am?!?!

Yes! <3
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