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lol im so fucked. gg life incoming

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Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
September 20 2009 06:38 GMT
#1
So ya I just got a blackberry whoa neatest shit ever. I've never had a phone that did more than text message and now I can post on tl while driving or check sc sites from literally anywhere. So basically I'm completely fucked and my life is gonna be owned. I'm at an airport writing a blog on tl. I checked gg.net while driving earlier today. Gg life

***
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 20 2009 06:40 GMT
#2
baibai life
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
CoOl]1st[
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States243 Posts
September 20 2009 06:40 GMT
#3
its ok xeris, you'll never be as gay as kawaii...
Wizard]1st[ fighting :O
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
September 20 2009 06:45 GMT
#4
On September 20 2009 15:40 CoOl]1st[ wrote:
its ok xeris, you'll never be as gay as kawaii...


His gf in Paris is actually bisexual D:
@KawaiiRiceLighT
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
September 20 2009 06:46 GMT
#5
I was expecting something more given the title of the blog. Like you knocked up a hooker, or even crashed while enjoying your new Blackberry.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
September 20 2009 06:47 GMT
#6
It will really be GG life if you keep using your blackberry whilst driving haha
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
September 20 2009 06:48 GMT
#7
if you use your gadget while driving your life seriously deserves to be GG'ed.

die before you kill someone else in the process.
RandomAbuse
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
187 Posts
September 20 2009 06:49 GMT
#8
Dear Life,

Bai Bai

Signed.

RA_

PS. Seriously don't surf while driving. Shit happens.
Kawatan wrote: "Defilers are mid units".
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
September 20 2009 07:00 GMT
#9
Well, I was going to say something similar to haji's post, but not nearly as harshly lol. Anyways, good luck with controlling those urges dude, and don't let it get in the way in RL calls!
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Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
September 20 2009 07:00 GMT
#10
Ya... No car in washington dc so ill be ok
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
September 20 2009 07:11 GMT
#11
summary: blackberrys kill people, dont buy one
Hacksaw11
Profile Joined July 2008
Australia359 Posts
September 20 2009 07:15 GMT
#12
lol hyde wins the thread tbh

yo, make sure u chain it..

I recall Obama is very addicted to his blackberry and they were annoyed at him always using it haha

he'd go nuts if someone touches or interrupts him while hes on it LOL
- -
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
September 20 2009 07:16 GMT
#13
crackberry is amazing.

1st thing I do when I wake up: check email on crackberry
Last thing I do when I go to bed: look over model on crackberry

my p-wecious quackberry... my pwwwwecious
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
September 20 2009 07:44 GMT
#14
Be careful, cuz its gg no re
Legends Never Die ;;
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2297 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-20 07:59:09
September 20 2009 07:58 GMT
#15
On September 20 2009 15:38 Xeris wrote:
now I can post on tl while driving


Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 20 2009 08:19 GMT
#16
You'll post more than Konadora.

ps. grats on your blackberry, like everyone said don't surf and drive.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
September 20 2009 08:36 GMT
#17
On September 20 2009 15:48 thedeadhaji wrote:
if you use your gadget while driving your life seriously deserves to be GG'ed.

die before you kill someone else in the process.

I was going to make some sort of joke along these lines, but after this post what's the point
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
September 20 2009 09:08 GMT
#18
you are happy little little kid.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 20 2009 09:25 GMT
#19
On September 20 2009 15:38 Xeris wrote:
So ya I just got a blackberry whoa neatest shit ever. I've never had a phone that did more than text message and now I can post on tl while driving or check sc sites from literally anywhere. So basically I'm completely fucked and my life is gonna be owned. I'm at an airport writing a blog on tl. I checked gg.net while driving earlier today. Gg life



It's already starting.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
MuR)Ernu
Profile Joined September 2008
Finland768 Posts
September 20 2009 10:22 GMT
#20
On September 20 2009 15:45 KawaiiRice wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 20 2009 15:40 CoOl]1st[ wrote:
its ok xeris, you'll never be as gay as kawaii...


His gf in Paris is actually bisexual D:

but bi/lesbian girls are hot
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