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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 00:39:22
October 18 2010 00:05 GMT
#1
Situation: this guy is 1 rank above me in our division

StRa: k.
StRa has reconnected.
You: ? :o
StRa: you thought
you had me beat
didn't you?
last night?
You: what on earth are you talking about
StRa: when i lost 115 points?
You: i dont care about divisions
:O
StRa: you were there
you were happy
mocking me as i cried
You: lol
StRa: i know you were
i saw you
i lost
You: i really dont even notice
StRa: all my points
You: division ranks
StRa: from 1810 to 1690
and what did you do?
You: if i wanna know about ranks
i look at sc2ranks
StRa: you laughed
you pointed your finger
and laughed at me
that's what you did
but WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, POKEBUNNY?
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
AHAHAHA
AHAHAAHAHHAHA
(me)
You: lol
well enjoy yourself
i just enjoy playing the game and improving
StRa: yeah well
shame on you
for being
so rude
and disrespectful
and profiting
from my misfortune
You: how was i rude
at all
StRa: it didn't go unnoticed
I HEARD YOU LAUGHING
EVERYONE DID
STOP LYING
You: lol
StRa: dambae
says
he's going to break your face
You: :o
StRa: if you come back here again
don't EVER
message me again
You: lol
StRa: you have no right to
You: kk
StRa: you sir
are
a SILLY
POOPY
BUTTY PANTS
FACE MAN
EVIL
VILLAIN
CAKE
!!!!
You: you're funny ;p
StRa: screw oyu
you
you
yuoyuo
yuy
uy
u
yuo
yuo
yo
yuo
yuo
yuo
you
yo
You: im serious
StRa: K?
no
you aren't
you're evil
you're cruel
you make fun of people
when they lose their points
WEL
GUESS WHAT
POKEBUNNY
TODAY
I AM
16-3
SO
HAHA
SHAME ON YOU
I HAVE COME BACK
TO PROVE
YOU
WRONG
You: im 15-2 last 17 games
so D:
StRa: no one cares
NO ONE ASKED YOU
GO AWAY
GET OUT OF MY LIFE
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
I HATE YOU
TT
You: hahahah
i am impressed
by your dedication
StRa: so
we're friends now
right
You: was this an elaborate scheme
to get someone to play
StRa: to get into your pantsd?
yes.
no
well
"play"
in a certain
sense of the word
yes
You: LOL
hahahah
StRa: pokebunny.l
take off
your pants
DUDE
COULD YOU SEE REAGAN
SAYING THAT
OMG
"STALIN"
You: LOL
StRa: "PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS"
You: you are hilarious
:D
StRa: bro
seriously
instead of
"TEAR DOWN THIS WALL"
"PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS"
that would be
the best line
for a mid-50s
porno guy
except..
i don't know
maybe 60s
or 70s
and it'd have to be gay porn
and the other guy
would have to be
like
6'5
300lb
with a moustache
and they'd have to dress up
like stalin and reagan
sorry.
i've been a naughty boy
spank me
You: HAHAHA
bad imagery
but you are creative
:D
StRa: wrong
med students
are not
creative
we're
assholes
remember?
You:
StRa: remember you said that?
You: nope
i think you're amusing though
StRa: we were over
at tim's dorm
and we were sitting around
the bong
and
fred said something
You: o.o;;
StRa: about
this latino kid
who keeps muggin him
(not like)
(attacking him)
(but you know..the look)
so like
he said
latino kids
are stupid
and
you said
no
if anyone's a fucking dickwad
it's med students
because we're "high off our ass"
remember?
remember you said that?
remember how
we took you
outside
and we kicked
the shit out of you
do you remember that
You: wat
StRa: do you pokebunny
and do you remember
how
You: nope
StRa: you told
the dean
and
You: lol
StRa: i was expelled
for it
do you remember?
i'm on the fucking streets now man
I'M ON
You:
StRa: THE
FUCKING
STREETS
BECAUSE OF YOU
AND YOUR SMARTASS MOUTH
I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK!
RAOHOAGHAOHRAOHAOGHAGH
don't ask
how i got
on starcraft 2
You:
hah
StRa: if i'm on the streets
that's irrelevant
You: xD
StRa: here
let's be friends
PSYCHE
You: lol
LOL
StRa: MOTHAFUCKA
YOU
JUST
GOT
ROLLED
no man i'm kidding
that was rude of me
come here
OH
BAM
BAM
BAM
AGAIN
TWICE
BOOM
BOOM
You: hahahahah
StRa: fool me once
You: even faster
StRa: shame on you
fool me twice
shame on..
shame on me
fool me three times
you can't
ever be fooled again
i think that's a saying
in texas
probably tennessee
You: where are you from
:o
StRa: definitely in texas
but
probably
tennessee
CaLiFoRniA
CALIFORNIA GIRLS
WE GOT THE
shit
how does that song
WE'RE UNDENIABLE
SOMETHING SOMETHING
BIKINI ON TOP
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE
You: xD
StRa: OOH OH OH OH
OOH OHOHOHOH
i rock out
to that song
all day
every day
grudge match
you and me
no
let's play
steppes of war
1v1


We play four games, he worker rushes first three, fourth game he does 6pool with workers with me on 50% handicap and wins. xD

http://www.mediafire.com/?yakxa89y2lbu72k
http://www.mediafire.com/?z4hcy5y12qszouq
http://www.mediafire.com/?471xuymxwov5q7l
http://www.mediafire.com/?1n2x4kylmw4h5r6

reps
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Kouda
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2205 Posts
October 18 2010 00:13 GMT
#2
ROFLLMAO.

Epic 5000th?
rifterstarfish
Profile Joined April 2010
29 Posts
October 18 2010 00:14 GMT
#3
LOL that guy was most probably drunk. Looking forward to the replay!
Ah! You scared me!
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 00:15:36
October 18 2010 00:15 GMT
#4
Actually, I was planning to save my 5k, but I decided this was funny enough to use it on.

For some reason my chrome is broken and I can't upload to mediafire... reinstalling chrome.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
October 18 2010 00:15 GMT
#5
LOL 5/5!
:)
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
October 18 2010 00:17 GMT
#6
poke that guide will never be written now. think of the terran players who will never have pokebunny teach them how to play tvz. hahaha it was still pretty epic
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
October 18 2010 00:17 GMT
#7
Hahaha, that was truly epic. xD
darkness overpowering
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 18 2010 00:17 GMT
#8
On October 18 2010 09:17 Newguy wrote:
poke that guide will never be written now. think of the terran players who will never have pokebunny teach them how to play tvz. hahaha it was still pretty epic

I'll prolly write it anyway, but don't say that, now I'm obligated to write my tvz guide
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-18 00:20:19
October 18 2010 00:18 GMT
#9
update: after game 4....

StRa: nooooooooooooob
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
noooooooooooooooob
you got
nothing on me
remember that
always
You: hehehe
well nice meeting you
^^
StRa: yeah
right
go cry
to your mommy
oh
he beat me
mommy
stra
is too good
he beat me senseless
oh
mommy
mommy
what am i to do
any mommy
you know what she will say?
well, do you?
You: lol
she wont care
D:
StRa: "get on your knees"
"and start sucking"
i'm sorry.
i'm being naughty again
i apologize
are we still friends
You: D:
yes
StRa: okay
good
add me
my character code
is 1337
You: added you with score screen
:O
StRa: oh
well
whatever
i don't like you
anyway
have you ever been to colorado?
there's this one
little pizza place
called rocky mountain pizza
and they have
the thickest crust
and all of their toppings
are under
the cheese
and
they have honey
on the table
so when you finish
the cheese/topping part of the pizza
and only have crust
you take the honey
and you put it on the crust
and you eat it
like a biscuit
You: sounds good
StRa: they also
have a $99 pizza
that's like
3 feet
wide
and
if 2 or 3 people
i forget
can eat it
in one sitting
they give you
$50
$250
or something
and shirts
You: lol
epic
StRa: and some people actually did it
you should go there
and tell them ryan sent you


Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
thezergk
Profile Joined October 2009
United States492 Posts
October 18 2010 00:25 GMT
#10
lol wtf hes so random and creative . . .
Nada vs. TLO Results: "Nada 1 TLO 1 Bnet 2 KESPA 1"
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
October 18 2010 00:34 GMT
#11
This gave me a kick, one man's diatribe leads to a grudgematch. Though I am disappointed in the content because I thought it would be the girl blog.

Congrats on using for 5000th post.
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 18 2010 00:35 GMT
#12
gotta admire his commitment to the joke
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 18 2010 00:39 GMT
#13
http://www.mediafire.com/?yakxa89y2lbu72k
http://www.mediafire.com/?z4hcy5y12qszouq
http://www.mediafire.com/?471xuymxwov5q7l
http://www.mediafire.com/?1n2x4kylmw4h5r6

reps
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
October 18 2010 00:42 GMT
#14
Damn!! I wish I was as cool as that guy.
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
October 18 2010 00:46 GMT
#15
This guy is pointless and wonderful
Victoria Concordia Crescit
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
October 18 2010 00:53 GMT
#16
Why were you taking him seriously from the beginning? It was obvious he wasn't serious.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 18 2010 00:57 GMT
#17
On October 18 2010 09:53 micronesia wrote:
Why were you taking him seriously from the beginning? It was obvious he wasn't serious.

I've had random people in my division rage at me before. See : http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=126169
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
October 18 2010 00:58 GMT
#18
I cracked up on the California girls something something part, heh.
Kang Min Fighting!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
October 18 2010 01:12 GMT
#19
rofl what a cool dude
Writer
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
October 18 2010 01:17 GMT
#20
On October 18 2010 09:57 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2010 09:53 micronesia wrote:
Why were you taking him seriously from the beginning? It was obvious he wasn't serious.

I've had random people in my division rage at me before. See : http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=126169

It was clear to me that he wasn't raging... I guess it seems different to different people.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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