I had the idea for this comic cooking in my head for a few months, and the other day I decided to finally sit down and put it together. I figured I had nothing to lose and maybe an SC beta key to gain. Anyway, Blizzard responded about 3 hours after i submitted it to inform me that my comic did not make it. I'm not too bent up about it, though i do think it's funnier than the most recent winners' comics. Since I put the effort into making it, and since a grand total of two of my friends actually get this joke, I decided to share it with you fine people here at TeamLiquid. Perhaps some of you can post your failed attempts at the contest as well and we can all tell each other that our comics should've won or something.

Pufftrees

2449 Posts

January 29 2010 00:40 GMT

I laughed more at the bro hug but the std burn punchline is pretty funny. Probably over the head of the average teenager. I like it better than a lot of the ones I've seen in past, but this does have a "mature" undertone.

Viperskwa

United States106 Posts

January 29 2010 00:45 GMT

Lol awesome comic. I like the adult humor. You should definitely make more comics.

BROverlord

United States80 Posts

January 29 2010 00:47 GMT

Yeah, that's what actually stopped me from submitting it when i first thought of it. Then I saw some of the other winners had swear words in them, and one of the European winners had something to do with a hydralisk housewife unsatisfied with her husband's 'fucking zerg rush.' Honestly, i think the reason i didn't win is that it's kind of similar to one of the other winners, where a DT is excited after killing a zergling and says 'this calls for a dark templar chest bump.'

Redunzl

862 Posts

January 29 2010 00:49 GMT

not without merit. just a little too mature for blizzard's target demographic

Foreplay

United States1154 Posts

January 29 2010 00:54 GMT

i lol'd

Husky

United States3362 Posts

January 29 2010 00:56 GMT

Less bro, less STD jokes and you would have won IMO.

BROverlord

United States80 Posts

January 29 2010 00:57 GMT

On January 29 2010 09:56 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
Less bro, less STD jokes and you would have won IMO.

But those are the funny parts.

d3_crescentia

United States4053 Posts

January 29 2010 00:58 GMT

this made me giggle so hard

gamecrazy

United States421 Posts

January 29 2010 00:59 GMT

#10

A little bit too much bro in the brotoss, but other than that, this was pretty funny comic. Maybe blizz doesn't like std jokes.

BROverlord

United States80 Posts

January 29 2010 01:04 GMT

#11

On January 29 2010 09:59 gamecrazy wrote:
A little bit too much bro in the brotoss, but other than that, this was pretty funny comic. Maybe blizz doesn't like std jokes.

Haha. This is partly because I wanted to make fun of how often bros use the word 'bro.' and partly because i'm not near bros often enough to know what else they would've used instead.

hyst.eric.al

United States2332 Posts

January 29 2010 01:04 GMT

#12

meh, didnt think it was that funny.

StarsPride

United States364 Posts

January 29 2010 01:07 GMT

#13

wasnt politically correct.

pyrogenetix

United Arab Emirates5090 Posts

January 29 2010 01:11 GMT

#14

the blizzard vespene laughs have been as funny as ultimate gamer anyway

but your comic was really pretty funny. keep them coming!

we should make a "Vespene Laughs that Blizzard thinks are not funny" thread or something and compile them.

keV.

United States3214 Posts

January 29 2010 01:11 GMT

#15

On January 29 2010 10:04 hyst.eric.al wrote:
meh, didnt think it was that funny.

torm3ntin

Brazil2534 Posts

January 29 2010 01:11 GMT

#16

On January 29 2010 09:49 chrisSquire wrote:
not without merit. just a little too mature for blizzard's target demographic

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blizz want the little cute stuffs.... it's a shame i laughed a lot at the hug!

3clipse

Canada2555 Posts

January 29 2010 01:12 GMT

#17

I didn't find it very laugh out loud funny, but it was quite clever. Good comic.

AtlaS

United States1001 Posts

January 29 2010 01:12 GMT

#18

Ha. I enjoyed it. It was clever.

Kyhol

Canada2574 Posts

January 29 2010 01:12 GMT

#19

I busted out laughing at the bro hug. haha very nice.

BROverlord

United States80 Posts

January 29 2010 01:13 GMT

#20

On January 29 2010 10:11 pyrogenetix wrote:
the blizzard vespene laughs have been as funny as ultimate gamer anyway

but your comic was really pretty funny. keep them coming!

we should make a "Vespene Laughs that Blizzard thinks are not funny" thread or something and compile them.

I invited people to do so in this thread in the first post. I don't necessarily know if blizzard didn't find it funny. Maybe January's entries will be absolutely hilarious. I doubt that though.