On August 07 2006 15:12 Rekrul wrote:
I witnessed Eriador dancing in Korea.

While his style may be erratic, psychotic, and homosexual,

it is groovetastically amazing.

cha zam bitches
from dan the mans mouth

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:31 GMT

#42

Some starcraft pros are getting into live poker/pokerstars. Fisheye likes to lose 500$ RvR betting games to me.

All that OGN prize money and WCG prize money I failed to win is finding its way into my pockets after all.

Funny how life works.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:32 GMT

#43

Maybe this isn't amazing or spectacular but I thought he was fat.

I met TheWind a few weeks ago.

Mother fucker be skinny.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:34 GMT

#44

When I first came to Korea Assem raped me almost every fucking game TvP even though I was thought to be a PvT god. The Korean timing and macro was too good for me for a solid two months when I first came here.

Then the fateful day when it was the only time our manager Daniel watched us play games vs. eachother. Thank god for mother fucking requiem. 5-0 Mother fucker.

"Dan you can take the night off tonight, go out have fun. Brian you're staying here."

Better to be lucky than good.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:38 GMT

#45

Not about starcraft but.

When white people first come to korea they think all the korean girls are fucking hot as hell.

You should see the amount of mother fuckers holding hands with some girl who looks like she had down-syndrome and then almost got cured from it (not completely, ALMOOOST) strutting around like he is the mother fucking king of the world.

Ignorance is bliss.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:40 GMT

#46

GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32277 Posts

August 07 2006 06:44 GMT

#47

hhahahahh

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:44 GMT

#48

Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.

At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.

I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.

Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:47 GMT

#49

If you come to Korea to be a progamer beware.

Socks actually don't belong to anyone.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:48 GMT

#50

I was once on b.net discussing with a few fine fellows about the Korean whore houses, different kinds, prices, and services (not that I have been to them, I just know).

Testie then chimed in and said something to the effect of "Wow rek you are a pathetic scumbag. What kind of a loser goes to a whore."

While his 14 year old girlfriend was in the channel.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:50 GMT

#51

WDT

It wasn't Chojja or whoever the fuck you guys thought.

Oversky.

Liquid`Drone

Norway28779 Posts

August 07 2006 06:56 GMT

#52

reach is manly. yes.

helped me unzip my jacket n everything

decafchicken

United States20154 Posts

August 07 2006 06:56 GMT

#53

On August 07 2006 15:40 Rekrul wrote:
GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

I take it you vote against him in liquibet out of spite.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:56 GMT

#54

It's 7:49 AM and I'm fucking tired. Can't think of anything else.

GG, rampage is over. Hope you enjoyed.

Carnac

Germany / USA16648 Posts

August 07 2006 06:57 GMT

#55

oh my god
I love you

SoMuchBetter

Australia10606 Posts

August 07 2006 06:59 GMT

#56

wow, this is one of the greatest threads ever

decafchicken

United States20154 Posts

August 07 2006 07:05 GMT

#57

On August 07 2006 15:59 SoMuchBetter wrote:
wow, this is one of the greatest threads ever

I'd like to see clear top this. I'm sure he can.

mensrea

Canada5062 Posts

August 07 2006 07:23 GMT

#58

On August 07 2006 15:08 Rekrul wrote:
In the hexatron sookso everyone was scared of Daniel Lee. He thundered down on us with his lectures all day all the time and made our nerves explode with his constant criticisms. No one ever talked back everyone was always quiet (except Assem who would always say "YES SIR").

Until one fateful day.

"PETER WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PRACTICING WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN YOU GOTTA PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT"

"Maybe if you would provide ME WITH A MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCK FUCKING COMPUTER THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO PRACTICE, YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER?"

Silence.

"Sorry, Peter"

Long live Peter The Great.

On August 07 2006 15:40 Rekrul wrote:
GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

On August 07 2006 15:44 Rekrul wrote:
Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.

At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.

I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.

Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.

On August 07 2006 15:34 Rekrul wrote:
When I first came to Korea Assem raped me almost every fucking game TvP even though I was thought to be a PvT god. The Korean timing and macro was too good for me for a solid two months when I first came here.

Then the fateful day when it was the only time our manager Daniel watched us play games vs. eachother. Thank god for mother fucking requiem. 5-0 Mother fucker.

"Dan you can take the night off tonight, go out have fun. Brian you're staying here."

Better to be lucky than good.

rofl T__T

(Fantastic thread, Rek. I seem to recall a discussion a long while ago on creating a gossip column of sorts for you. This will have to do for the time being.)