EPTI agree with the earlier poster about Sub-zero. But then again, Mortal Kombat characters are pretty gay. Except for him and Scorpion.
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
I agree with the earlier poster about Sub-zero. But then again, Mortal Kombat characters are pretty gay. Except for him and Scorpion. | ||
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yare
507 Posts
I present to you the lawyer known as "the Bear". ![[image loading]](http://www.smethporthistory.org/crosby.backroad/bear/treebear.jpg) I guess it would be more appropriately stated as the late lawyer known as "the Bear." I found him roaming around the Russian country side, and I showed him a real lose/lose situation. It's open season on the Sun again! Maybe the famous wc3 player "Moon" can come and perform his special solar eclipse move. P.S. I'm the guy standing 2nd from the right. | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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tomatriedes
New Zealand5356 Posts
![[image loading]](http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos3102/4/77/55/75/84/7/784755577405_0_ALB.jpg) Sorry to get back on topic so abruptly but I put two minutes of my life into making this! | ||
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Gandalf
Pakistan1905 Posts
On February 21 2007 20:36 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote: Noob, it is a FACT sub-zero was the best ^^ ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/SubZeroMKSM.jpg) Yeah sub-zero was the best and the coolest. | ||
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IdiotWind
Canada321 Posts
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The Bear
United States4 Posts
The Bear | ||
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Butigroove
Seychelles2061 Posts
On February 21 2007 17:59 Sun wrote: [/b][/b]I liked it better when I didn't [have anyone that loved me, oh wait nevermind]post here. Now I know why other, [I mean any], celebs don't post shit here. I won't mention names but there is one hard [penis that I would love to masticate melted cheese all over] rock guitarist, one metal [dildo] guitarist and a comedian I know (:maybe HE has a sense of humor  of after showing him this site who checks up on this site on a monthly basis. I would be at the bottom of the [sex triangle] ladder, but that doesn't mean I don't know the [dirty prostitutes, and the] right people.Because there are too many children making circular [ornaments for their parents to settle their] arguments and they have a habit for acting like asses and don't know how to read. I'm done. I sent a complaint to Meat head hopefully he fixes [my apparent lack of HUGS as a child, oh yeah and] the quote feature because that is the worst kind of defamation I can think of. I'll check TL.NET from time to time because believe it or not there are a select few people here with brains and add good material unlike intrigue, yubee, Gokey cunt; plus, there will always be someone who has the same thoughts of me to post anyway. Gokey struck a cord and everyone has their own cords. Misquote someone who has a public [nudity] reputation and be prepared to deal with the consequences, but you [and me] are only children and will have to learn the hard way. Not to mention. I don't want to be known as that guy who took some kid to court on a game website. The rest of you killed the moment/joke. We're now at its funeral. The whole Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back comes to mind right about now, heh. I'm done [being a little bitch]. The Bear is arguably one of the best international lawyers in the world. A few of his clients include that Billionare Russian who was taken to court by the Russian Government, which was a lose/lose situation, Tom Green - he gets into a ton of shit [packed] just like me - I'm a [C]rock guitarist and amongst other [things, a little kid bitching on the internet about how misquoting me is a federal offense, and how I will get 'Bear the lawyer' to sue you, oh yeah, and then BACK OUT OF IT, and dissapear]. -_- Back on topic: NaDa 4-2[4+2=6, see I know basic arithmetic!] I believe the 'crime' of misquoting someone would be slander? Correct me if I am wrong, I know nothing of the judicial system, but IIRC calling someone a "motherfucking cunt rag" or us all "stupid douches" isn't looked highly upon either? He was obviously quoting you for comedic effect, your post was clearly visible, still there for everyone to see. The REASON he did this, is because you replied to a SARCASTIC remark, and offered to 'bet him 500 dollars' that he was wrong, also told him that he was 'talking out of his ass.' Some other things: Saying you are 'more funnier' than someone will never get you anywhere. NOONE CARES if you are a celebrity. (Which I highly doubt BTW) It seems to me like you have major self-esteem issues and that you get off, so to speak, by telling everyone on the internet that you have a bigshot lawyer, and that you are a rock guitarist. Whoopdee FUCKING doo. Noone cares. Edit: Someone said it would fall under 'defamation' whatever the hell that is. Oh wait, they said it WOULDN'T be considered defamation. Oh yeah, and I think an ultralisk is a way scarier lawyer than a bear. XD | ||
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davidgurt
United States1355 Posts
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Butigroove
Seychelles2061 Posts
On February 21 2007 22:37 The Bear wrote: I have received a statement from my client. A few of you can expect to be receiving emails from my law firm fairly soon. Misquoting a prominant public figure can lead to monitary loss and defaming. This will not be tolerated. Not while The Bear is around. The Bear ROFL | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
OMFG!!! you didnt just bring in a POKEMON into the thread...its sad that i know about this "mudkip" its blue and it lives in the water, it has 2 mini coral reefs things as ears...and is quite a cutie pie...if you dont believe me google it and youll see i described him perfectly almost..^_^ hmm but in all seriousness...charmander is the cutest and i love it!! | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
On February 21 2007 22:37 The Bear wrote: I have received a statement from my client. A few of you can expect to be receiving emails from my law firm fairly soon. Misquoting a prominant public figure can lead to monitary loss and defaming. This will not be tolerated. Not while The Bear is around. The Bear Mr. Bear! Thank God I found you. I need you to settle a dispute for me ASAP! Exhibit A: On February 21 2007 19:32 MYM.Testie wrote: Sonuvbob. I am your no.1 fan. As you can see, Mr. Testie claims to be my number one fan. HOWEVER, my very own mother (Mrs. Bob) ALSO claims to be my number one fan. As you can imagine, this brings up all kinds of legal issues that I can't even begin to comprehend. Please, Mr. Bear, I am prepared to offer you a very high retainer fee for your immediate service, as we must find a resolution quickly. Thank you, Mr. Bob the 2nd P.S. Say hi to your Russian oil tycoon friend for me. | ||
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The Bear
United States4 Posts
I am not at liberty to speak of my other clients and their respective work positions. I am however at liberty to discuss your legal issue. Mr.Testicles has in fact infringed upon many of your rights and these infringements can of course be dealt with through the court of law. We will be pushing for large sums of money since the trauma your true number one fan is being forced to experience can only be alleviated with by wads of cold cash and buckets of gold. Let us meet for discussion, I am currently at the Yellowstone Park. I will be the one with the tie and round brimmed hat on. The Bear | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
in the meanwhile: ![[image loading]](http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/9075/sweetsavioreu4.jpg) | ||
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muramasa
Canada1299 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j59/Youngcity5187/zombie_liu_kang_render.jpg) Thread over. | ||
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brian
United States9629 Posts
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Corinthos
Canada1842 Posts
Btw, what the heck? | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
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The Bear
United States4 Posts
On February 21 2007 23:07 Gene wrote: Mr Bear, any relation to Smokey, the cuddly "Lets Stop Forest Fire" Bear? Could you get me his autograph? You sir are walking a fine line of speculation and public mockery. Both need to be monitored should one wish to avoid future court room settings and my foot 12 inches up your rectum. The Bear | ||
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