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Brazil18828 Posts
On January 12 2013 03:54 DeepElemBlues wrote:Show nested quote +Dryzt was just temp banned for 30 days by KwarK.
That account was created on 2010-04-21 04:15:31 and had 89 posts.
Reason: A warning and two temp bans all explicitly forbidding you from spreading the truth about nine eleven haven't stopped you. Last chance before we send the black helicopters. Didn't he used to have more z's in his name? Also, even if the TL black helicopters aren't real, KwarK clearly wants us to believe they are... which means they are. Or aren't. I'm going to hide in a closet like Elian Gonzalez now.
The "real" Drizzt has two "z"s, so maybe this one registered with one "z" because the acurate one was already taken and you are thinking of the original.
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On January 12 2013 04:06 SKC wrote:Show nested quote +On January 12 2013 03:54 DeepElemBlues wrote:Dryzt was just temp banned for 30 days by KwarK.
That account was created on 2010-04-21 04:15:31 and had 89 posts.
Reason: A warning and two temp bans all explicitly forbidding you from spreading the truth about nine eleven haven't stopped you. Last chance before we send the black helicopters. Didn't he used to have more z's in his name? Also, even if the TL black helicopters aren't real, KwarK clearly wants us to believe they are... which means they are. Or aren't. I'm going to hide in a closet like Elian Gonzalez now. The "real" Drizzt has two "z"s, so maybe this one registered with one "z" because the acurate one was already taken and you are thinking of the original.
I was thinking of the original - who is the same person as this one. Dryzzt and Dryzt both hate capital letters, spelling and grammar in general, and 9/11 WUZ A INSYDE JERB!!!
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On January 11 2013 16:05 SixtusTheFifth wrote:
Assuming it's the 'love Kwark' on the pic then I chuckled. If it's not then it's too subtle for me. It's not some Mafia thing where the first letters spell something is it?
Yeah that was it, I just thought it was funnier than it actually is 
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On January 12 2013 03:26 ThomasjServo wrote:
I am just imagining Kadaver banning users with a pillow over their mouth now, but having his victims kick and scream as he struggles to deliver the final blow. Thank you for that Monk.
Probably from miscounting how many seconds it takes before the banned person under the pillow runs out of breath.
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On January 12 2013 03:39 KadaverBB wrote:
And banning people that use my nickname, because that just undermines my authority.
Even if their last post was in 2010?
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Germany25657 Posts
On January 12 2013 06:21 sylverfyre wrote:Show nested quote +On January 12 2013 03:39 KadaverBB wrote:
And banning people that use my nickname, because that just undermines my authority. Even if their last post was in 2010?
kadaver_BB was actually my account. I didn't even remember it existed..
Plexa and I found it when we were looking for a very old thread of mine, just for fun. I think it was the only thread I ever made,and it instantly got closed because it didn't contain a replay (in the Strategy Forum).
Needless to say, I won't be using it again, nor do I know why it even existed haha.
I don't just go around banning people just because I want to, but I think most of you guys know that already 
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There's a monster hidden deep inside of KadaverBB, that has only stirred on occasion...
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On January 12 2013 03:54 DeepElemBlues wrote:Show nested quote +Dryzt was just temp banned for 30 days by KwarK.
That account was created on 2010-04-21 04:15:31 and had 89 posts.
Reason: A warning and two temp bans all explicitly forbidding you from spreading the truth about nine eleven haven't stopped you. Last chance before we send the black helicopters. Didn't he used to have more z's in his name? Also, even if the TL black helicopters aren't real, KwarK clearly wants us to believe they are... which means they are. Or aren't. I'm going to hide in a closet like Elian Gonzalez now.
Holy shit, the conspiracy theories. I can't wait for this guy to get permabanned, he might flip out and become a season 2 contender!
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37033 Posts
On January 12 2013 06:31 KadaverBB wrote:Show nested quote +On January 12 2013 06:21 sylverfyre wrote:On January 12 2013 03:39 KadaverBB wrote:
And banning people that use my nickname, because that just undermines my authority. Even if their last post was in 2010? Kadaver_BB was actually my account. I didn't even remember it existed.. Plexa and I found it when we were looking for a very old thread of mine, just for fun. I think it was the only thread I ever made,and it instantly got closed because it didn't contain a replay (in the Strategy Forum). Needless to say, I won't be using it again, nor do I know why it even existed haha. I don't just go around banning people just because I want to, but I think most of you guys know that already
-__-;; Why did you have two accounts?
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United States97276 Posts
On January 12 2013 06:42 Seeker wrote:Show nested quote +On January 12 2013 06:31 KadaverBB wrote:On January 12 2013 06:21 sylverfyre wrote:On January 12 2013 03:39 KadaverBB wrote:
And banning people that use my nickname, because that just undermines my authority. Even if their last post was in 2010? Kadaver_BB was actually my account. I didn't even remember it existed.. Plexa and I found it when we were looking for a very old thread of mine, just for fun. I think it was the only thread I ever made,and it instantly got closed because it didn't contain a replay (in the Strategy Forum). Needless to say, I won't be using it again, nor do I know why it even existed haha. I don't just go around banning people just because I want to, but I think most of you guys know that already -__-;; Why did you have two accounts?
He thought he had 1 but you know how his counting is
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On January 12 2013 06:33 kollin wrote:
There's a monster hidden deep inside of KadaverBB, that has only stirred on occasion...
It's from losing week 1 of our staff FPL.
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On January 12 2013 06:42 Shellshock1122 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 12 2013 06:42 Seeker wrote:On January 12 2013 06:31 KadaverBB wrote:On January 12 2013 06:21 sylverfyre wrote:On January 12 2013 03:39 KadaverBB wrote:
And banning people that use my nickname, because that just undermines my authority. Even if their last post was in 2010? Kadaver_BB was actually my account. I didn't even remember it existed.. Plexa and I found it when we were looking for a very old thread of mine, just for fun. I think it was the only thread I ever made,and it instantly got closed because it didn't contain a replay (in the Strategy Forum). Needless to say, I won't be using it again, nor do I know why it even existed haha. I don't just go around banning people just because I want to, but I think most of you guys know that already -__-;; Why did you have two accounts? He thought he had 1 but you know how his counting is
I had a good laugh at that one, thank you sir =)
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Germany25657 Posts
Shellshock1122 offers a pretty good explanation. Honestly, I literally do not know. Plexa found out and I was like "wtf". I really can not remember having 2 accounts. I don't know which account I made first. I don't know anything.
It's dead now though, won't be coming back!
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On January 12 2013 06:52 KadaverBB wrote:Shellshock1122 offers a pretty good explanation. Honestly, I literally do not know. Plexa found out and I was like "wtf". I really can not remember having 2 accounts. I don't know which account I made first. I don't know anything. It's dead now though, won't be coming back!
How can you be so sure? After all, you are also a cadaver and you're still here, posting and all. o0
+ Show Spoiler +:O :O :O THERE'S GONNA BE A SEQUEL - GIT HYPED
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On January 12 2013 06:52 KadaverBB wrote:Shellshock1122 offers a pretty good explanation. Honestly, I literally do not know. Plexa found out and I was like "wtf". I really can not remember having 2 accounts. I don't know which account I made first. I don't know anything. It's dead now though, won't be coming back!
You just jinxed it.
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On January 12 2013 06:31 KadaverBB wrote:Show nested quote +On January 12 2013 06:21 sylverfyre wrote:On January 12 2013 03:39 KadaverBB wrote:
And banning people that use my nickname, because that just undermines my authority. Even if their last post was in 2010? Kadaver_BB was actually my account. I didn't even remember it existed.. Plexa and I found it when we were looking for a very old thread of mine, just for fun. I think it was the only thread I ever made,and it instantly got closed because it didn't contain a replay (in the Strategy Forum). Needless to say, I won't be using it again, nor do I know why it even existed haha. I don't just go around banning people just because I want to, but I think most of you guys know that already
Ah ha! So now you are retroactively a PBU. Congratulations!
(incidentally, does having a thread closed net you a mod note? If so, your mod application isn't entirely truthful.  )
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Germany25657 Posts
Nah, closed threads don't count. That would make some users mod history very very long
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37033 Posts
On January 12 2013 06:52 KadaverBB wrote:Shellshock1122 offers a pretty good explanation. Honestly, I literally do not know. Plexa found out and I was like "wtf". I really can not remember having 2 accounts. I don't know which account I made first. I don't know anything. It's dead now though, won't be coming back!
The only logical explanation I can come up with is that you were having a short term multiple personality disorder.
KadaverBB: The Story
In the beginning, there was kadaver_BB. This guy was just a regular average gamer. A plain nobody.
On January 11 2013 04:37 KadaverBB wrote:
My internet career actually started when I played counter-strike. My internet connection was horrible and I was like 12 years old and a terrible, terrible player. I kept dying horrible noobie deaths.
I was still called Player123 (or whatever the standard nick was), and I figured a real nickname was in order.
Since I kept dying I figured Kadaver (corpse) would make perfect sense. I really like that nickname, even though I have become a total killing machine with time and practice!
BB (Brood Berets) is my old diablo 2/warcraft 3/WoW clan/guild. Eventhough we are pretty much inactive now, I really really liked those people. Still sticking around with some of them in teamspeak.
Being guildleader was also an awesome experience. It was chaos. I was like the joker, only a little less evil.
We can see from here, this average, no name gamer started to realize that slowly but surely he was gaining fame.
Unfortunately, it was not enough!
He wanted more. LOTS MORE! He wanted his name to shine and stand out among the rest. So instantly he realized what he had to do. He went on TL, clicked on "register" and created a second account: KadaverBB.
You can see how much more powerful the second account was to the first one. First off, the "K" in Kadaver was capitalized this time. Also, the _ was removed entirely. KadaverBB realized that the _ was putting distance between his name and his clan/guild. No longer would he allow such distance to exist. With a new account known as "KadaverBB" he threw away his other meaningless one and repressed his horrible memories within.
A year later, Kadaver noticed that a new feature was available with his account. The "report" function was now within his grasp and he was able to abuse it to its fullest. Eventually, administrator Plexa realized just how amazingly talented Kadaver was at reporting and initiated him into TL staff as a banling.
All was going well. Everything was falling right into place. KadaverBB was a well known and respected banling that was wreaking havoc on TL and scaring everyone into submission at his demand. Things were going incredibly smoothly.
BUT ONE DAY IT ALL WENT WRONG! Kadaver all of a sudden noticed a notification from Plexa. "What is this?" He asked himself. He wasn't expecting any notifications from Plexa so a small case of anxiety hit Kadaver as he tried to find out what this sudden notification was pertaining to. INSTANTLY KADAVER REALIZED THE HORROR THAT AWAKENED! "Could it be?!" He asked himself. His old and forgotten account, kadaver_BB had returned after being hidden for so long.
Realizing that the existence of a former account would tarnish his precious reputation, KadaverBB abused his banling privileges and this time, sent kadaver_BB to the depths of hell, with no chance of returning.
KadaverBB took a sigh of relief and leaned back in his chair, folded his arms and smiled. It was a close call, but in the end, he had managed to avoid facing confrontation with his old self.
Now of course, he had to make sure that people didn't ask any questions or arouse any suspicion. So, to make things look innocent and harmless, KadaverBB posted this as his ban reason:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/3KYZY.gif)
Realizing that a startled pony gif would definitely make people falsely realize that KadaverBB himself had no idea that this kadaver_BB account existed, everything was complete.
Unfortunately, the guilt was riding KadaverBB to no end. Eventually, he admitted defeat and admitted in the ABL thread that kadaver_BB was indeed a previous account of his. Even though he lost the respect of many people because of this sudden confession, KadaverBB was completely satisfied within himself and no longer felt guilty for living a lie his entire eSports life.
And thus ends the heroic story of our KadaverBB. He was just like anyone else on this planet. Someone who wanted fame and recognition but didn't want his past to catch up to him. In the end however, no one can run away from who they once were. And KadaverBB, knows this the best.
-The End
+ Show Spoiler +Or he just forgot that he had an account on TL already and decided to register another one because he thought he didn't have one to begin with. Whatevs.
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how hard is mountaindewjunkie raging now.....
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Oh wow I actually didn't see that .gif and I would've been better off for it.
You lose 10 points for ponies >:[
On January 12 2013 04:55 cantgot wrote:
Holy Shit, cant believe Mvp lost 3-0
User was warned for this post
User was banned for this post.
Lol dem double drive-bys. How does one get his hands on results in advance though? 0o
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