http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1165974314

" sorry guys i haff to go to the school " qop says when the minute was 65 .

we were somehow winning thanks to goblin mines (that asshole went to mid btw, stole exp from mid all game long)

why would you play doto if you have your schools guys.

and another self explaining "VERY HIGH SKILLED" game.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1166079106

YurnerotheJuggernaut

Faroe Islands65 Posts

January 19 2015 04:57 GMT

#25222

DotA has a way of attracting the most disgusting pants-on-head retarded people who haven't got a clue about how the game knows. At least I hope so; it would be very soul-crushing and faith-in-humanity-shattering if the people who play this game are average joes and not the drooling morons of the earth.

SupLilSon

Malaysia4123 Posts

January 19 2015 12:46 GMT

#25223

Tiny/Wisp on my team get crushed by solo mid Lion.

Deathmanbob

United States2356 Posts

January 19 2015 15:21 GMT

#25224

Why is it that if someone is playing slark they have a 87% chance of being an asshole?

Plansix

United States60190 Posts

January 19 2015 15:36 GMT

#25225

On January 20 2015 00:21 Deathmanbob wrote:
Why is it that if someone is playing slark they have a 87% chance of being an asshole?

Because that hero snow balls so hard that when they win games with it, they likely don't know why or how. So when they lose, they assume its everyone else's fault.

Its like people who first pick Anti Mage and then get crushed by an undying/Ax lane. Then they flame the supports.

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22212 Posts

January 19 2015 15:36 GMT

#25226

On January 20 2015 00:21 Deathmanbob wrote:
Why is it that if someone is playing slark they have a 87% chance of being an asshole?

slark is an asshole, he was in prison remember

DV G

Argentina2339 Posts

January 19 2015 16:24 GMT

#25227

USE server not counting games is starting to get on my nerves.

+ Show Spoiler +

Anyway I didnt lose 4 games i should have, but U know, other people are mad, this is the qq for the silent

Slardar

Canada7596 Posts

January 19 2015 17:02 GMT

#25228

Played against an opponent who had some serious case of cognitive dissonance and a case of being an asshole.

He went BLINK 1st on a Bounty Hunter proceeded to do jack shit while we pushed and won in under 30 minutes. Then he started flaming his team's Spec for rushing Radiance vs our pushing.

Then I pointed out..the similarities between rushing a Rad and a Blink on Bounty you don't do anything. Blink has to be even worse than Bfury 1st on Bounty. Told him to get some manfight shit, Drums, Vlads, Urn, Bottle, upgraded boots, anything would've been better. His teammates were like yeah this guy makes sense.

Typical mental deficiency responses "lol" "I'm 5k". Ya mang gl wit dat.

BluemoonSC

SoCal8910 Posts

January 19 2015 17:09 GMT

#25229

i play with a friend of a friend who does nothing but play windranger terribly.

if we play with him, i can almost guarantee a loss bc he has no idea how to play as a team.

he also cant hit a shackle to save his (or any one else's) life

rudimentalfeelthelov

Finland268 Posts

January 19 2015 17:47 GMT

#25230

Out of last 21 ranked matches I won 17, intentionally fed from start 2, abandoned 1 and straight-up lost 1. How good could I be if I didn't rage so much and spent half the time in LP qq

Velzi

Finland659 Posts

January 19 2015 19:14 GMT

#25231

Morphling Treads eul mom. Yeah.

E: and then butter sheep.and loads of gems.

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

January 19 2015 19:31 GMT

#25232

axe: "dont pick my rune" "you need a brain to play this game"
-> buys vanguard first

Slardar

Canada7596 Posts

January 19 2015 19:37 GMT

#25233

Vanguard is a fine first item on Axe.I have a better story happened yesterday.

Playing gaem, enemy team Windrunner & Axe going for bounty rune. WR wants Rune bad, Axe takes it. Que ragestorm over 9001, he flips out and just barrels down mid at least 15x. He ended up 0-28 ragefeeding until we won. Lesson learned, don't take Joey's FOCKING RUNE.

BluemoonSC

SoCal8910 Posts

January 19 2015 19:49 GMT

#25234

the best part about feeders right now is that they increase the amount of gold returned when you kill someone on the enemy team

"tactical."

Narw

Poland884 Posts

January 19 2015 20:11 GMT

#25235

When you have sub 2.5 kda ratio on all the fucking mids you are spamming every single game maybe stop ruining games already and let other ppl carry your useless fucking ass ty.

YurnerotheJuggernaut

Faroe Islands65 Posts

January 19 2015 21:48 GMT

#25236

I can't even remember the last time I played a good game. There's always someone awful on my team to ruin it, if not and for once my team is decent, there'll be someone on the other team who doesnt know how to play ruining it for everyone.

Plansix

United States60190 Posts

January 19 2015 22:15 GMT

#25237

If I get one more idiot who first picks AM or PA, I will lose my mind. Insta-locking a hero = terrible with that hero 90% of the time.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

January 19 2015 23:02 GMT

#25238

On January 20 2015 07:15 Plansix wrote:
If I get one more idiot who first picks AM or PA, I will lose my mind. Insta-locking a hero = terrible with that hero 90% of the time.

Recent game first two picks were instapick carries.

Then they both went safelane.

After we got trashed I found out they were grouped.

I am on a long losing streak.