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I'm Bringing HongUn Back

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Astro-Penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
554 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-17 02:51:20
September 17 2012 02:38 GMT
#1
Before we begin let us all take the time to honor our Protoss savior who quit Starcraftt 2 for our sins.

In the name of the Hongun, the Prime, and the Holy Blink Stalker

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Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur
HongUn be Thy name;

Thy stalker come,
Thy will be blunk,
on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny.
Give us this win in our daily ladder,
and forgive us our cheeses,
As we forgive those who play zerg against us;
and lead us not into macro
but deliver us from gglords.

Amen

Through HongUn's sacrifice he has taught Protoss the importance and value of the Blink Stalker in the Protoss versus Zerg matchup, but through the coming years and times the meta game has begun to stray from the divine teachings of Tassadar that Hongun was sent here to share.

The Original 12 Disciples of HongUn Prime in order from left to right, San, Xiaot, Killer, Genius (Who would later go on to betray HongUn by making only voidrays), Choya, Anypro, MC, Legalmind, Inca, Trickster, and LoveTT.

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Although each one of these men tried to mass blink stalkers they eventually began to stray from the path that HongUn so direly preached to Protoss, false prophets began to emerge and a dark era began where Immortals, Colossus and even the likes of High Templar began to emerge.

The judgment day of HongUn has arrived, men such as NSHoseoTassadar would call themselves Tassadar, Sase would dare to skip Stalkers entirely in PvZ, and even the likes of foreigners and Koreans alike would dare to all in without using blink.

I present to you the messiahs that shall herald in a new age of Protoss!

Behold the teachings of our beloved Protoss Jangi and YongHwa!

http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=CWrcMHdzPmk

http://www.gomtv.net/2012wcg/vod/70557

The Build:
FFE of your choosing (Many options avaliable)
Pressure of some sort with at least 2 Zealots and 2-4 Stalkers while taking a quick third nexus
Fast +2 Attack and Blink while saturating 3 bases and using clever building and cannon placement to hold off any attacks
A whopping amount of anywhere between 10-14 Gates to produce nothing but pure stalkers (and in some cases some Sentries) to attack with at 12:00 with preferably 66 Probes and 1 Probe to be used for proxy pylons.

***IMPORTANT*** DO NOT EXECUTE THIS BUILD IF YOU SCOUT QUICK SPEED, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SIN FOR THE GREATER GOOD, YOU CAN STILL MAKE BLINK STALKERS OFF 2 BASE HOWEVER.

Replays of my own execution: (High Masters)
http://drop.sc/253873 (Note I started WG a bit late by mistake)
http://drop.sc/253875

Let us all remember HongUns teachings and continue to put them to good use!




SCMothership
Profile Joined November 2010
United States187 Posts
September 17 2012 02:41 GMT
#2
Lol...fun read for sure
PlacidPanda
Profile Joined September 2011
United States246 Posts
September 17 2012 02:42 GMT
#3
Does this stop the stephano style? Even if it is outdated.
Squirtle Hwaitting!!
Burns
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2300 Posts
September 17 2012 02:42 GMT
#4

FFE of your choosing (Many options avaliable)
Pressure of some sort with at least 2 Zealots and 2-4 Stalkers while taking a quick third nexus
Fast +2 Attack and Blink while saturating 3 bases and using clever building and cannon placement to hold off any attacks
A whopping amount of anywhere between 10-14 Gates to produce nothing but pure stalkers (and in some cases some Sentries) to attack with at 12:00 with preferably 66 Probes and 1 Probe to be used for proxy pylons.


Thats literally just standard hong un
What do you mean you heard me during the night, these are quiet pants!
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 17 2012 02:46 GMT
#5
well....wow. good job?
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
September 17 2012 02:47 GMT
#6
Dang it, I thought you were bringing him out of retirement. -____-.

Does this stop the stephano style? Even if it is outdated.

Seems like it does with decent blink micro.
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TL+ Member
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
September 17 2012 02:47 GMT
#7
On September 17 2012 11:42 Burns wrote:
Show nested quote +

FFE of your choosing (Many options avaliable)
Pressure of some sort with at least 2 Zealots and 2-4 Stalkers while taking a quick third nexus
Fast +2 Attack and Blink while saturating 3 bases and using clever building and cannon placement to hold off any attacks
A whopping amount of anywhere between 10-14 Gates to produce nothing but pure stalkers (and in some cases some Sentries) to attack with at 12:00 with preferably 66 Probes and 1 Probe to be used for proxy pylons.


Thats literally just standard hong un

But what if infestors show up !!?!!!!
Jumbled
Profile Joined September 2010
1543 Posts
September 17 2012 02:48 GMT
#8
If you really want to pay tribute to HongUn, you should be working on Carrier builds instead.
ThreeActPlay
Profile Joined April 2011
United States249 Posts
September 17 2012 02:49 GMT
#9
excellent fucking read. that being said, fuck blink stalker all-ins
twitter.com/haethos
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10347 Posts
September 17 2012 02:53 GMT
#10
Haha very nice thread, thanks for making!
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
red4ce
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States7313 Posts
September 17 2012 02:53 GMT
#11
You wouldn't happen to be related to RealPenguin by any chance would you?
Voreau
Profile Joined June 2011
United States192 Posts
September 17 2012 02:55 GMT
#12
lol thanks for the laughs, mate!
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10675 Posts
September 17 2012 02:55 GMT
#13
I loved the prayer, that was simply amazing ! This made my night

God bless ~ :D
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
NuclearJudas
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
6546 Posts
September 17 2012 02:57 GMT
#14
En taro HongUn.
Life is like Tetris. Your errors pile up but your accomplishments disappear. - Robert Ohlén | http://railroaddiary.wordpress.com/ - My words about stuff.
Wafflelisk
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada1061 Posts
September 17 2012 02:59 GMT
#15
No new carrier/blink stalker all-in? <cries>
Waffles > Pancakes
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9027 Posts
September 17 2012 03:00 GMT
#16
Dat low res pic.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37032 Posts
September 17 2012 03:02 GMT
#17
The hell?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
Chriscras
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)2812 Posts
September 17 2012 03:04 GMT
#18
Awesome, I got the report.
"En taro adun, Executor."
Nortac
Profile Joined April 2011
United States375 Posts
September 17 2012 03:05 GMT
#19
On September 17 2012 12:02 SeeKeR wrote:
The hell?

Don't fight it, embrace it.
xContagion
Profile Joined July 2012
United States40 Posts
September 17 2012 03:09 GMT
#20
I was a huge HongUn fan and it's funny you mention Tassadar, cause I liked him a lot when he was Code A. It really sucks about HongUn, and he knew it so he made me a Mod on his stream and I was hoping to abuse my powers on thousands someday .
Hall0wed
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States8486 Posts
September 17 2012 03:11 GMT
#21
Praise theith HongUn Opparrrrrr
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MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
September 17 2012 03:12 GMT
#22
Amen.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
VirgilSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States6151 Posts
September 17 2012 03:14 GMT
#23
I got so excited when I saw the thread title....
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scarper65
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1560 Posts
September 17 2012 03:16 GMT
#24
On the rare occasions that I would play protoss, all I would do was blink all ins. Hong un was an inspiration, and now I'm going to go all in some zergs.
las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
September 17 2012 03:19 GMT
#25
On September 17 2012 11:47 EtherealDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2012 11:42 Burns wrote:

FFE of your choosing (Many options avaliable)
Pressure of some sort with at least 2 Zealots and 2-4 Stalkers while taking a quick third nexus
Fast +2 Attack and Blink while saturating 3 bases and using clever building and cannon placement to hold off any attacks
A whopping amount of anywhere between 10-14 Gates to produce nothing but pure stalkers (and in some cases some Sentries) to attack with at 12:00 with preferably 66 Probes and 1 Probe to be used for proxy pylons.


Thats literally just standard hong un

But what if infestors show up !!?!!!!


You build MORE BLINK STALKERS. They can't fungal ALL OF THEM!
In Inca we trust
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-17 03:21:33
September 17 2012 03:20 GMT
#26
This is a beautiful write-up.

Now, brudduhs an' sistuhs, we are GATHERED heeah terday, to sing puhh-RAISEHS to dah LAWD, our one and onleh, HongUn :D

Blink stalkers <3
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Iamportal
Profile Joined January 2011
United States184 Posts
September 17 2012 03:23 GMT
#27
Hongun 4evar <3
If you're not attacking, you're probably loosing
NoGasfOu
Profile Joined April 2012
United States1117 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-17 03:26:55
September 17 2012 03:25 GMT
#28
Sad that every pro will retire sooner or later; but, such is life. I wonder what all the retired pros are doing to put food on the table. Wish there's a youtube channel focusing on tracking down retired pros and do some interview and record their daily life.

Plus, how could I forget HungUn.
Tassadar/TheBest/Jjakji/Rain(terran)/Heart
jakethesnake
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada4948 Posts
September 17 2012 03:32 GMT
#29
On September 17 2012 12:25 NoGasfOu wrote:
Sad that every pro will retire sooner or later; but, such is life. I wonder what all the retired pros are doing to put food on the table. Wish there's a youtube channel focusing on tracking down retired pros and do some interview and record their daily life.

Plus, how could I forget HungUn.


some sort of VH1 where are they now special? I'd watch the hell out of that.

Whatever HongUn is doing now, I'm sure it involves blink stalkers in some way shape or form.
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Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
September 17 2012 03:38 GMT
#30
Write-up of his 1 base vr gateway allin pvt plz
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
jarhead271
Profile Joined October 2010
United States160 Posts
September 17 2012 03:40 GMT
#31
Haha! Awesome post. I think Nerd Alert should use this. "I'm bringing HongUn back... what!?"
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
September 17 2012 03:43 GMT
#32
Oh man I was really excited. I thought HongUn was coming back to play
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Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
September 17 2012 03:47 GMT
#33
the hongun prayer is excellent

OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Vindicare605
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States16071 Posts
September 17 2012 03:50 GMT
#34
On September 17 2012 11:47 EtherealDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2012 11:42 Burns wrote:

FFE of your choosing (Many options avaliable)
Pressure of some sort with at least 2 Zealots and 2-4 Stalkers while taking a quick third nexus
Fast +2 Attack and Blink while saturating 3 bases and using clever building and cannon placement to hold off any attacks
A whopping amount of anywhere between 10-14 Gates to produce nothing but pure stalkers (and in some cases some Sentries) to attack with at 12:00 with preferably 66 Probes and 1 Probe to be used for proxy pylons.


Thats literally just standard hong un

But what if infestors show up !!?!!!!


MOAR STALKERS!

Awesome read in the OP.
aka: KTVindicare the Geeky Bartender
Sumahi
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Guam5609 Posts
September 17 2012 03:57 GMT
#35
Lol. That was epic to read.
Startale <3, ST_July <3, HongUn <3, Savior <3, Gretorp <3, Nada <3, Rainbow <3, Ret <3, Squirtle <3, Bomber <3
Kommatiazo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States579 Posts
September 17 2012 04:05 GMT
#36
AMEN! I SAY AMEN BRUTHAH!

I was laughing so hard, then it turned into a guide for an actual build... Laughed even harder. Epic read good sir. WP
"You must enemy don't know, and very good micro" - Bosstoss #Wet4Ret
hai2u
Profile Joined September 2011
688 Posts
September 17 2012 04:24 GMT
#37
I await the day for the messiah's glorious return!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-17 04:27:36
September 17 2012 04:27 GMT
#38
Also there should also be an "I'm bringing HongUn back" parody of "I'm bringing sexy back". Would be magnificent :D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
TyrionSC2
Profile Joined November 2010
United States411 Posts
September 17 2012 04:34 GMT
#39
hahahahahahaahah
This is hillarious

"As we forgive those who play zerg against us;"
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
September 17 2012 04:49 GMT
#40
this is so perfect
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Corsica
Profile Joined February 2011
Ukraine1854 Posts
September 17 2012 05:00 GMT
#41
Genius (Who would later go on to betray HongUn by making only voidrays)


xDDD

User was warned for this post
seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
September 17 2012 05:02 GMT
#42
Were we supposed to read the title to the tune of Justin Timberlake's Sexyback? Because I certainly did.
Shinta)
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1716 Posts
September 17 2012 05:04 GMT
#43
wtf is this? a bad joke?
I loved HongUn, but this is just awful. Don't do this again.
Suteki Da Ne 素敵だね Isn't it Wonderful
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
September 17 2012 05:09 GMT
#44
wtf
I was expecting someone hired hongun to play again
I don't even understand what this thread was
can i get my estro logo back pls
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
September 17 2012 05:30 GMT
#45
I love how the picture is in GSL Quality
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
ThePlayer33
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia2378 Posts
September 17 2012 05:41 GMT
#46
no carrier build? >.>
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Thaniri
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1264 Posts
September 17 2012 06:02 GMT
#47
On September 17 2012 14:04 Shinta) wrote:
wtf is this? a bad joke?
I loved HongUn, but this is just awful. Don't do this again.


Someone needs a happy pill.
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
September 17 2012 06:06 GMT
#48
what a misleading title
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CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
September 17 2012 06:13 GMT
#49
I guess I'll have to blink stalker up the ladder now >_>
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Leru
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Romania257 Posts
September 17 2012 06:34 GMT
#50
The OP is just awfull in so many ways .
Less e$ports, more fun
Zealot Lord
Profile Joined May 2010
Hong Kong747 Posts
September 17 2012 06:42 GMT
#51
I do miss Hongun quite a fair bit tbh.. =/
SibChil
Profile Joined August 2012
Sweden502 Posts
September 17 2012 06:45 GMT
#52
Blasphemy!...

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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
September 17 2012 06:47 GMT
#53
On September 17 2012 15:34 Leru wrote:
The OP is just awfull in so many ways .


Location: Ro..

oh...its a joke dude
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Elem
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden4717 Posts
September 17 2012 06:49 GMT
#54
Got really happy reading the title.

Screw you OP, I want my HongUn back.
#freeshauni
Leru
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Romania257 Posts
September 17 2012 06:56 GMT
#55
On September 17 2012 15:47 Megaliskuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2012 15:34 Leru wrote:
The OP is just awfull in so many ways .


Location: Ro..

oh...its a joke dude


I got that he's trying to make a joke, my opinion is that it's kind of bad .
Location US : thought english was your native language .
Less e$ports, more fun
rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
September 17 2012 07:10 GMT
#56
On September 17 2012 15:56 Leru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2012 15:47 Megaliskuu wrote:
On September 17 2012 15:34 Leru wrote:
The OP is just awfull in so many ways .


Location: Ro..

oh...its a joke dude


I got that he's trying to make a joke, my opinion is that it's kind of bad .
Location US : thought english was your native language .


relax man. It's just a joke on TL about how Romanians have poor joke detectors.
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
September 17 2012 07:21 GMT
#57
Haha, that was pretty good. I'm loving that low res pic.

If people start doing that 3 base Blink Stalker BS instead of Immortal/Sentry every goddamn PvZ then I will flippin' tithe you every pay check for the rest of my SCII life.
Surgical_Strike
Profile Joined April 2012
United States72 Posts
September 17 2012 07:22 GMT
#58
This was hilarious.... and then i looked at the final supper... and realized that Khaldor is Mary Magdalene and busted up laughing even harder. Excellent 10/10
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
Limelights
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States219 Posts
September 17 2012 07:24 GMT
#59
Haha, gglords. I enjoyed this a lot, good job.
ACrow
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6583 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-17 07:40:39
September 17 2012 07:39 GMT
#60
1/10, too religious themed, wouldn't read again.
Get off my lawn, young punks
Acritter
Profile Joined August 2010
Syria7637 Posts
September 17 2012 07:48 GMT
#61
This is not the true HongUn build. The true HongUn build is enumerated in Koreans 5:2 as follows:

Yea, and the faithful shall in thee beginning construct a Forge
And then he shall build a Nexus that this Forge shall protect
As our Lord and Savior HongUn protects the Protoss race.

A second Nexus shall now be built,
So that its Probes and Chrono Boosts shall rain prosperity upon your main.
And the Zealots shall dance, and the Probes shall frolic in the Mineral Line, and all shall be well and good in the world.

Then ye shall construct a Twilight Council, and as many Gateways as thou hast Assimilators.
With this building, ye shall teach thy Stalkers of the Almighty Blink,
So that ye may construct thy third base and defend thyself against all creatures of little faith.

With now holding two more Vespene Geysers than you have Nexi,
Thou shalt now construct a Stargate.
When this Stargate is complete, build a Fleet Beacon and two more Stargates.

And now, with Stargates numbering half your Gateways,
Ye shall build Carriers, the truest and most holy of all units.
Go forth with thy Carriers, and claim victory as only the devout can claim it.

It is said that should this build ever win a game in GSL Code S, the Rapture will happen and the faithful will be Recalled to heaven, to play Starcraft and discuss build orders for all eternity.
dont let your memes be dreams - konydora, motivational speaker | not actually living in syria
X3GoldDot
Profile Joined August 2011
Malaysia3840 Posts
September 17 2012 07:51 GMT
#62
On September 17 2012 15:56 Leru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 17 2012 15:47 Megaliskuu wrote:
On September 17 2012 15:34 Leru wrote:
The OP is just awfull in so many ways .


Location: Ro..

oh...its a joke dude


I got that he's trying to make a joke, my opinion is that it's kind of bad .
Location US : thought english was your native language .


romanians truly have terrible sarcasm detectors, poor romanians
prime/startale/[SexComaZerg, RoyalRoaderZerg, SirLifealot] ingame ID = GoodGame
PresenceSc2
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia4032 Posts
September 17 2012 07:53 GMT
#63
Those mother fuckers dont know how to act
Stephano//HerO//TaeJa//Squirtle//Bomber
Braric
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada184 Posts
September 17 2012 08:01 GMT
#64
and thus the religion of Hongunism is born.... mark this day
"Hoodor" -Hodor
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
September 17 2012 08:05 GMT
#65
This thread is fucking brilliant.

Also Jangbi's blink micro is ridicolous, and his pvz is actually so much like hongun's..."one hundred and one ways to rape a Zerg with blink stalkers!"
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
Future_sc
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States783 Posts
September 17 2012 10:59 GMT
#66
This post is amazing.
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GeorgeyBeats
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom338 Posts
September 17 2012 11:01 GMT
#67
This was a really fun read! I miss HongUn I don't even play toss but I shall try the build in his honour!
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls coud grill bears?
Seohce
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom394 Posts
September 17 2012 11:10 GMT
#68
Great read, I really started laughing at the prayer part.
Shikada
Profile Joined May 2012
Serbia976 Posts
September 17 2012 15:06 GMT
#69
The prayer part is brilliant. I laughed so much :D

Thanks OP!
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 17 2012 15:13 GMT
#70
Next you'll say you want Choya and Inca back.
mrRoflpwn
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2618 Posts
September 17 2012 15:14 GMT
#71
BLINK STALKERSS BABY!!
Long live the Boss Toss!
UndoneJin
Profile Joined February 2011
United States438 Posts
September 17 2012 15:20 GMT
#72
A little irreverent, but funny nonetheless. I do sorta miss HongUn, he was definitely one of the early mainstays of SC2 GSL.
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Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
September 17 2012 16:07 GMT
#73
thaks to my prayers to hongun, i have a 100% winrate with this build.
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tritonice
Profile Joined November 2010
United States119 Posts
September 17 2012 17:19 GMT
#74
Love some levity on TL!!! Great post, A++++++, would read again.
Gladiator6
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden7024 Posts
September 17 2012 18:57 GMT
#75
You talk about HongUn and blink stalkers, but do you forget he is first player to go carriers in a televised game? I believe it was something like that at least. Also the glory days with his great wall against someone I can't remember, watched it live though in the open season and it was amazing!
Flying, sOs, free, Light, Soulkey & ZerO
Nortac
Profile Joined April 2011
United States375 Posts
September 17 2012 21:14 GMT
#76
Brilliant, just brilliant.
SilSol
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden2744 Posts
September 17 2012 21:16 GMT
#77
LOL at that picture ;D
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Nobu
Profile Joined June 2010
Spain550 Posts
September 17 2012 21:26 GMT
#78
good times indeed
"There's farmers and there's gamers, farmers get up early, gamers sleep in." Artosis
xOtit
Profile Joined April 2011
United States253 Posts
September 17 2012 21:27 GMT
#79
hahahahahaha what an excellent post xD

at first, I thought this would be about hongun coming back T_T

still, the OP makes up for the disappointment! :p
"If I play zerg I'm like Nestea" - Deezer
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
September 17 2012 21:34 GMT
#80
I laughed. Though your thread title got me all excited for the return of HongUn
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