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Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 30 2010 23:22 GMT
#1
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Greetings,

My name is Lizzare Atisione. Many of you may not know me now, but in the year of our Lord 1493 I brought a particularly successful brand of oil paint to the Italian shores.

It was a mixture I'd spent years perfecting: balancing out each ingredient to complement all the others. It was long, tedious and delicate work, but it proved to be my masterpiece.
I sold my paint from small stores in Italy, travelling around the country as I went, trying to offer my product to whomever would be willing to try it out for their recreation. Thus, I hoped to make a good living. Only, I was more fortunate than that.

I was truly blessed to have lived in this era of our world's history - the birth of the Renaissance. As people all around Europe started exploring their artistic capabilities, looking back at the glorious past and progressing into aesthetics in its purest forms, craftsmen, sculptors, writers and painters alike flourished among my contemporaries.

It was the last group that noticed my particular brand of paint and word of its grand quality spread rapidly. At first, sales only steadily grew, but soon I was overwhelmed by the demand for my work. It quickly became the most used and most appreciated among Italy's most renowned painters.

Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, the famed architect used my paint. Leonardo da Vinci, inventor and savant used my paint. Michelangelo Buonarroti, the would-be creator of the Sistine Chapel used my paint.

My paint. My child. My legacy.


My business thrived and I lived happily. I had more success than I could have ever hoped for and it was only surpassed by these artists who used the fruit of my labour. Their paintings were numerous and each one more beautiful than the last. They invented and discovered. New techniques surfaced - perspective, scaling, and creating three dimensionality on a two dimensional surface. They gained acclaim, becoming both famous and loved by the people. For many years, their works were displayed in galleries and the public looked on in awe, astounded by these masterpieces.

Ten years later I developed a new formula. The new oil paint was mixed with varnish and anything made with it would shine like the silver moon itself. Sure of my success, I returned to Italy after spending many years abroad. To my amazement, people were still looking at the old paintings, not giving my new product a second thought or seeming to desire change at all.

I sent out letters to the painters to tell them I had decided they had to recall their paintings, taking them from the galleries and storing them away. It was my paint after all.

It did come to my mind that people might miss looking at the beautiful art that was once created from my efforts. I decided I needed to fill this hole. I visited my friend Gomi Televiccini and paid him handsomely to take up painting. I was sure people would love the works made with my new, shiny paint and ensured all who asked that my actions were beneficial to the development of our new day's art.

Thus I made the artistic world of Italy's renaissance a better place, making sure the works then created were supervised by a capable figure and with the optimal equipment. There is no need to thank me, I lived to serve.

My paint. My child. My legacy.


Signed,

Lizzare Atisione




By 1503, the Mona Lisa was not painted.





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Many a dart
Of sore lament assail’d me, headed all
With points of thrilling pity, that I closed
Both ears against the volley with mine hands.
As were the torment, if each lazar-house
Had heap’d their maladies all in one foss
Together; such was here the torment: dire
The stench, as issuing streams from fester’d limbs.


Dante's Inferno - 8th Circle: Liars


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A lake, whose frozen surface liker seem'd
To glass than water.
Blue pinch'd and shrined in ice the spirits stood,
Moving their teeth in shrill note like the stork.
His face each downward held; their mouth the cold,
Their eyes express'd the dolour of their heart.


Dante's Inferno - 9th Circle: Betrayers



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Thanks to Delerium, flamewheel, flicky and disciple
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 23:23:31
May 30 2010 23:23 GMT
#2
First! No kids, don't do this.

I very much like this.
People don't flame in here :<
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
May 30 2010 23:26 GMT
#3
I am totally confused. Nice article but I can't find any starcraft 2 reference in it.
Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
May 30 2010 23:28 GMT
#4
Interesting take on the GomTV issue, however, you forgot to mention that the artists could license with Gomi to keep "painting".
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
durecell
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom85 Posts
May 30 2010 23:29 GMT
#5
On May 31 2010 08:26 LunarDestiny wrote:
I am totally confused. Nice article but I can't find any starcraft 2 reference in it.


The new paint is SC2.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
May 30 2010 23:29 GMT
#6
lol
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 23:30:44
May 30 2010 23:30 GMT
#7
Damn. Very nicely written.
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
May 30 2010 23:31 GMT
#8
I hate Lizzare Atisione
blabberrrrr
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
May 30 2010 23:31 GMT
#9
Too vague. Also, you didn't bother to try to make a point with all this fancy metaphor.
d=(^_^)z
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
May 30 2010 23:33 GMT
#10
On May 31 2010 08:31 elmizzt wrote:
Too vague. Also, you didn't bother to try to make a point with all this fancy metaphor.


Are you serious?

Really?

Wow.
Zexion
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden971 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-30 23:36:35
May 30 2010 23:35 GMT
#11
On May 31 2010 08:31 elmizzt wrote:
Too vague. Also, you didn't bother to try to make a point with all this fancy metaphor.


Troll?

Very well written, I really enjoyed this!

But can we really blame Lizzare Atisione for what he did? (Please don't start a flame war...)

Slunk
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany768 Posts
May 30 2010 23:36 GMT
#12
Nice read and excellent name choice.
Angra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2652 Posts
May 30 2010 23:36 GMT
#13
Nice.

It makes me sad that it describes the situation perfectly haha.
LaLuSh
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden2358 Posts
May 30 2010 23:37 GMT
#14
Nice 2000th post
Morayfire73
Profile Joined April 2010
United States298 Posts
May 30 2010 23:39 GMT
#15
For those that don't get it, BW is old paint, SC2 is new paint.
[Insert witty comment here]
Qualm
Profile Joined December 2009
721 Posts
May 30 2010 23:40 GMT
#16
On May 31 2010 08:26 LunarDestiny wrote:
I am totally confused. Nice article but I can't find any starcraft 2 reference in it.

On May 31 2010 08:31 elmizzt wrote:
Too vague. Also, you didn't bother to try to make a point with all this fancy metaphor.


Seriously?

Anyhow, I really like the metaphor, although there is quite a difference between paint and a game. Since, well, Blizzard isn't selling you the game. They are selling you the right to use the game under a specific set on conditions.

And yeah, everyone still buys it. :|
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
May 30 2010 23:41 GMT
#17
hah you so clever
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
May 30 2010 23:43 GMT
#18
What about Kespa? They didn't even invent the paint, yet they are still in the role of telling others how to use it...
space_yes
Profile Joined April 2010
United States548 Posts
May 30 2010 23:44 GMT
#19
Interesting style for commentary on the broadcast rights issue (if I'm interpreting the OP correctly) however I don't think there were patent laws to protect others from producing Lizzare Atisione's paint in renaissance Italy nor would Atisione have the authority to force patrons to take down art they had purchased simply b/c the inventor of the paint the artist used didn't want them displayed.

Of course debating the historical context is pointless but it is the contemporaneous context of ownership rights and potential profit that drive the current debate about Kespa/Blizzard so I'm not sure I buy the arguments advanced by the OP.
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
May 30 2010 23:45 GMT
#20
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the writing style, and lol'd at the metaphor. I just don't think the discussion that this thread is supposed to contribute is anything that hasn't been discussed hundreds of times in other threads.

Still, I guess this is worth it for the funny name "Lizzare Atisione" haha xD
d=(^_^)z
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