EPTOn December 18 2014 04:57 Numy wrote:
Maybe shave "will you marry me" into your bush.
Maybe shave "will you marry me" into your bush.
His exacto knife is reserved for 40k
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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Frudgey
Canada3367 Posts
On December 18 2014 04:51 Requizen wrote: I actually don't know what to get for my girlfriend. She's making me a handknit sweater (she doesn't really care too much about surprising me and needed to measure and fit, so I know), so I need to step up my game. But I suck at picking out things for people. Bleeeehhhhh Here's what you should do. (Spoiler tag because this ended up being a little more graphic than I intended.) + Show Spoiler + Find out where Shelke lives. Go to his house and rip out his still beating heart from his body. He won't need it anymore because he doesn't post on Team Liquid. If you're concerned about him dying then just take a bag of Lay's chips and put them in where his heart was. This will work trust me. Then you take his heart and put it in a box. You give this box to your girlfriend on Christmas. She opens it up. You guys then take the heart and the sweater and fuse them together to make Daedric Armour. It'll be a fantastic bonding experience. And then, after that, you equip your Daedric Armour. Go into an Oblivion gate and fight the spawn of evil until one of them drops a ring of sustenance. Give this to your girlfriend. Best gift ever. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
is my favorite poster ever <3<3<3 | ||
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Rockafellalp
Canada356 Posts
On December 18 2014 04:57 Requizen wrote: Getting engaged at Christmas is super cliche. So is spending three months of salary on a engagement ring buddy. But at least you get to knock out two birds with one stone. | ||
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Rockafellalp
Canada356 Posts
On December 18 2014 05:01 Frudgey wrote: Here's what you should do. (Spoiler tag because this ended up being a little more graphic than I intended.) + Show Spoiler + Find out where Shelke lives. Go to his house and rip out his still beating heart from his body. He won't need it anymore because he doesn't post on Team Liquid. If you're concerned about him dying then just take a bag of Lay's chips and put them in where his heart was. This will work trust me. Then you take his heart and put it in a box. You give this box to your girlfriend on Christmas. She opens it up. You guys then take the heart and the sweater and fuse them together to make Daedric Armour. It'll be a fantastic bonding experience. And then, after that, you equip your Daedric Armour. Go into an Oblivion gate and fight the spawn of evil until one of them drops a ring of sustenance. Give this to your girlfriend. Best gift ever. Killing people isn't cool. Jokes on you, shelke is homeless. Good luck finding him. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
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Frudgey
Canada3367 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Best blowjob i ever had was when my wife came home to a new laptop that could actually play WoW decently since i had recently got her hooked. I then spent the next week without her cooking and asking at 4am "shall we sleep now T.T" shoe was on the other foot with that one  EDIT: Lays chips in place of his heart ahahahahaha that made me lol. | ||
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Zdrastochye
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
On December 18 2014 04:48 Cixah wrote: You on NA or EU? My EU account lacks things. NA. 4 different decks? Decklists known in advance? | ||
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
boom | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
How 'bout this game for a new CS? | ||
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
and I'm broke now praise the RNGsus | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
the hunter hero power thing one bouncing blade (or something, the shitty warrior removal thing) uh something else too and one echo, which is ok i guess but cant really do much with just the one | ||
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Zdrastochye
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
On December 18 2014 05:11 Dandel Ion wrote: I've opened 60 GvG packs now, not a single leg and only a couple of the shittiest epics and I'm broke now praise the RNGsus Share in my misery. | ||
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
could i get the option of, like, not sharing? | ||
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Seuss
United States10536 Posts
On December 18 2014 04:43 Requizen wrote: Yeah, that's part of the reason I'm gonna let it lapse for now. Are there even any grinds for rep or anything like that? I'm doing my Stables dailies and running old Dungeons/Raids at this point, not much else. There are a few rep grinds, but the rewards are stuff like pets/followers/mounts/cosmetic items etc. The only real benefit is that if you get Exalted with three of them you get an achievement which unlocks Trading Post level 3. I'm kind of confused how the masses are supposed to make gold this expansion. Garrison missions are fairly random and can fail so that's not a reliable source of income, and the herb/ore markets are flooded thanks to mines and herb gardens. It's just weird. + Show Spoiler [Garrison Stuff] + On a random note, you don't need to have followers assigned to buildings 24/7 for the bonus to work. Just swap them to the building when you go to pick up your orders for the bonus. Level 90 = 50% chance of double, while level 100 = 100% chance. There's a free guaranteed Blacksmithing follower in Frostwall (Na'Shra for Horde) so even my alts will have a 60% chance of double, putting their daily output average at 10 bars (which will increase as I putz around with garrisons). | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On December 18 2014 05:17 Zdrastochye wrote: Bouncing blade is stronk, the warlock 6 mana 9/9 is the worst epic imo. not even close. anima golem is pretty good but not great. worst epic by far is minimage or the rogue weapon. | ||
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Zdrastochye
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
Which makes Anima Golem like soniv. I'm gonna keep going with this... Annoy-o-tron is Frudgey. Shelke is Blingtron. Cixah is a Hobgoblin. You guys continue. | ||
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