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iVLosK!
Profile Joined December 2012
Djibouti545 Posts
September 17 2013 22:40 GMT
#301
VE still has nightmares about me and my ability to FUCK HIM UP
Gut verloren, etwas verloren; Ehre verloren, viel verloren; Mut verloren, alles verloren.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
September 17 2013 22:43 GMT
#302
On September 18 2013 07:40 iVLosK! wrote:
VE still has nightmares about me and my ability to FUCK HIM UP

This is false, my nightmares are mostly about falling. Or exploding. They have nothing to do with this man.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
iVLosK!
Profile Joined December 2012
Djibouti545 Posts
September 18 2013 00:15 GMT
#303
What do you typically fall off of?
Gut verloren, etwas verloren; Ehre verloren, viel verloren; Mut verloren, alles verloren.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
September 18 2013 00:23 GMT
#304
Typically I'm falling after being thrown from an explosion.

So...the ground I guess?
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
September 18 2013 00:27 GMT
#305
dw, I'll read VE.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
iVLosK!
Profile Joined December 2012
Djibouti545 Posts
September 18 2013 01:08 GMT
#306
On September 18 2013 09:23 VisceraEyes wrote:
Typically I'm falling after being thrown from an explosion.

So...the ground I guess?

DBZ, I am the ground.

Also your fear of sudden explosions may indicate a problem with premature ejaculation. Why don't you just think about baseball like everyone else?
Gut verloren, etwas verloren; Ehre verloren, viel verloren; Mut verloren, alles verloren.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
September 18 2013 01:11 GMT
#307
Because baseball is fucking stupid and don't you worry about my ejaculation.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Mocsta
Profile Joined December 2012
Australia9388 Posts
September 18 2013 01:33 GMT
#308
I think he might mean. Thinking of a long hard piece of wood getting contact with balls.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 18 2013 01:57 GMT
#309
On September 18 2013 10:08 iVLosK! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 18 2013 09:23 VisceraEyes wrote:
Typically I'm falling after being thrown from an explosion.

So...the ground I guess?

DBZ, I am the ground.

Also your fear of sudden explosions may indicate a problem with premature ejaculation. Why don't you just think about baseball like everyone else?


Lolwut who thinks about baseball? Who even plays baseball anymore?

I think about my SC2 build orders, it's also how I get myself through my workouts.

Doing pullups, *grunt* 9 pylon *grunt* scout him *grunt* he's going... 15 hatch... *gruuuuunt* drop forge *hnnnnngh* cannon... what map is this *hnnnnnnnnnnnnngh* let's do... Yeonsu, cmon bitch *grunt* pylon behind third mineral *grunt* cannon *grunt* expand at home *hnnnngh* ragequit, let loose a manly scream of victory not unlike the ones I do when I win a game of SC2

10 pullups done, time to take a break and then simulate a proxygate for my next rep
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
September 18 2013 02:31 GMT
#310
who even plays sc anymore lol
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
September 18 2013 02:33 GMT
#311
I fired it up a couple days ago but Protoss is for pussies.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 18 2013 02:33 GMT
#312
On September 18 2013 11:31 kushm4sta wrote:
who even plays sc anymore lol


ded gaem is ded gaem

Am I allowed to post my MS paint creation if there's a crudely drawn rocket-dick on it?
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
September 18 2013 07:49 GMT
#313
*Praying this game starts soonish*
I had a good night of sleep.
Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
September 18 2013 09:05 GMT
#314
What... happened here?
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST STUPIDITY CLARITY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! - Palmar
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
September 18 2013 09:05 GMT
#315
We are getting ready for a 1k pages thread.
I had a good night of sleep.
DarthPunk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia10857 Posts
September 18 2013 10:12 GMT
#316
I'm tempted to out. Can't be fucked reading spam of a 30 player game in which people are intentionally spamming.
"If I wanted your opinion, I'd have told you what it was."
Zaragon
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden235 Posts
September 18 2013 10:23 GMT
#317
/in

If you still need one. Otherwise, I can replace
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
September 18 2013 10:25 GMT
#318
but DP, it's just so god-damn *hilarious*, don't you understand?!
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
September 18 2013 10:37 GMT
#319
I'm assuming everyone is just joking and will just play regular. But I'm leaving the country for a week just in case.
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST STUPIDITY CLARITY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! - Palmar
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 18 2013 10:45 GMT
#320
On September 18 2013 19:12 DarthPunk wrote:
I'm tempted to out. Can't be fucked reading spam of a 30 player game in which people are intentionally spamming.


Why be a part of the solution when you can be a part of the problem?
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