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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 24 2013 21:43 GMT
#5
/cohost
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 27 2013 16:46 GMT
#33
I will rate German texts by German-ness and distribute cute stars to those that do well.

[image loading]

Kids love cute stars.
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 30 2013 02:52 GMT
#133
There's a difference between blue and dark blue
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-30 10:11:03
June 30 2013 10:10 GMT
#188
Votecount:

Stutters (0): raynpelikoneet
WaveofShadow (1): raynpelikoneet

Wave is set to be lynched.
Deadline in ~35 hours
Keep in mind that there's a voting thread.
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 30 2013 19:33 GMT
#312
Votecount:

Stutters (2): raynpelikoneet, Lazermonkey, WaveofShadow
WaveofShadow (1): raynpelikoneet
raynpelikoneet (2): Oatsmaster, Vivax

Not Voting (7): Stutters, VayneAuthority, gumshoe, marvellosity, mkfuba, solstice, JarJarDinks

Stutters currently set to be lynched. (tiebreakorz)
Deadline in ~25.5 hours

Voting thread 2013 always remember
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 30 2013 23:53 GMT
#409
wtf
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-30 23:57:13
June 30 2013 23:54 GMT
#411
damn straight i have an issue
whatevs
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 01 2013 22:21 GMT
#790
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 14:27 GMT
#2623
Just dropping in to warn people to never cohost for igrok ever.

Seriously, just don't.
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 16:49 GMT
#2668
Hey igrok, you still owe me a full apology.

I even sent you a suitable one, don't even have to write it yourself.
just post it bro.
don't be shy.
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 16:53 GMT
#2669
tho you might want to put it into past tense now the game is over.
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 16:56 GMT
#2670
On July 01 2013 08:54 iGrok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2013 08:53 Dandel Ion wrote:
wtf

Do not post in this thread.

If you have an issue we can take it up postgame.

Yes, I have an issue.

So about that apology...
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 19:53 GMT
#2676
How so?

You admitted you owe me an apology.
As I've said with my prewritten one, you may write your own one if you don't like mine.
I considered it only fair though, considering you openly blamed me for everything and the holocaust in the thread.
Didn't have a problem with doing that, huh?

On July 10 2013 04:45 iGrok wrote:
You would have if you hadn't sent me a 4 (or 5?) paragraph egotistical pile of crap and demanded that I post it.

Bullshit.
You've been looking for ways to get out of apologizing all the way, including, but not limited to, "kitaman has faked conversations as scum before so you totally could do that too!"

It's quite clear you are a narcissistic dickhead that cares about nothing but your own opinion of yourself, and are unwilling to owe up to your own mistakes.

Even if you had been correct in all the bullcrap you made up about me, posting it in the thread without even trying to contact me about it already shows that you are basically a gigantic penis hopping around on a pogo stick.


I have no problem with this being public, because I know I'm in the right, honeydew.
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 20:11 GMT
#2678
JUSTICE WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIKES OF YOU

So what happened in grueling detail:

after writing this epiphany of literature:
On July 01 2013 08:38 iGrok wrote:
So here's what happened.

My cohost, Dandel Ion, was instructed to send out role pms by copying the character's IMDB biography. Instead, I've found out that some were written in German, some were written as jokes, and other such things. As a result, some people still don't have a proper role pm, there was confusion about roles, and I am very, very pissed off.

After consulting with some other hosts, the consensus is to simply restart the game with random roles. But I know you guys have already invested some time into this game, so I am hesitant to do that. Therefore, I'm putting it up to a vote. You may vote either here or via PM to me, with either "##Restart" or "##Continue". As soon as I have a majority opinion either way, we will proceed.

I'm very sorry to all of you guys. If there is anyone who still is confused about their role, I've updated the OP with a spoiler that explains each role. If you are unsure as to who you are, PM me with that also.

Dandel Ion is no longer cohosting this game.

I had to go ask grockelboy what the fuck he's going on about because I did the role PMs exactly as he told me to do them.

On my inquiry wtf he's smoking he answered
Original Message From iGrok:
Some players were confused about their role PMs, I had them forward them to me.

Did you send any role PMs in german, or with jokes in them?


So after basically saying "lol no" I decided to just copy-paste every single role PM I've written and sent to people and forwarded those to him for judgement (they're in the spoiler of this message)

Thus the response was this (note the bolded part):
Original Message From iGrok:
From questions I was getting from players, improper role pms appeared to be a lot more widespread than the messages below indicate.

If those are really the role PMs you sent, which I would believe undoubtedly except that I've seen Kitaman's ability to fake an entire conversation in such a short time period, then I owe you an apology. I need to think about this and ask a few more questions, and I'll get back to you.

Show nested quote +
Original Message From Dandel Ion:
In fact, here, have all of them and point out the problems with them.

You are Hans Landa!

"A cunning, sly, sadistic, charming, and evil character. His deeds done for the Nazi forces have earned him the title of "The Jew Hunter," which he gleefully states he earned (albeit unofficially). He'll slaughter and kill anything that he feels gets in his way, and will enjoy the act of doing it. He believes his work is that of a "detective" as he searches for homes that may be hiding runaway Jews. He is so evil, in fact, he would gladly let Germany fall so he would get any benefit out of it. He is also seemingly very educated, as he can speak German, English, French, and Italian very clearly."

You are a survivor! You are also a jailkeeper because why not. Your goal is to survive.

You are Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

"As a German enlisted man, he managed to kill thirteen Gestapo officers; mostly Majors. Instead of putting him against a wall and killing him, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin; however, once The Basterds heard of his exploits and skill at murdering German officers, they staged a rescue mission and officially recruited him."

You are played by the worst actor of the whole movie. That aside, you don't have any powers, but you are German, thus returning German to all alignment checks.

You are Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki

" A Basterd who goes undercover as a German solider along with Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, Bridget Von Hammersmark, and her ally Lt. Archie Hicox. He is a perfect marksman and is not afraid to shoot to kill any Nazi that gets in his way. Born in Austria, he left for America when the rumors of the Nazi invasion surfaced, and joined the Basterds to take revenge on the people who killed his family and destroyed his homeland."

You a Parity Cop. Each night you may send in a name. n1 you will be returned nothing, every consecutive night you will be told if the name after has the same or a different alignment than the previous one.

You are Pfc. Smithson Utivich

"A Basterd nicknamed "The Little Man" even though he wasn't even aware of his nickname. He is a bit of a wise-ass and will follow anything Lt. Aldo Raine asks him to do.
"

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Pfc. Hirschberg

"A trigger-happy Basterd, he is all too eager to kill any Nazi he meets, even before Lt. Aldo Raine has a chance to torture them for information."

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Pfc. Andy Kagan

"A Basterd that helps in the breakout of Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz."

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Pfc. Michael Zimmermann

"A Basterd who helps bring Bridget Von Hammersmark to saftey after she is shot in the tavern."

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Paul Joseph Goebbels!

That was Hitler's propaganda minister and the bio is too long, so if you want to see it check wikipedia.
You a Nazi.

You are a Goon.
Scum QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/6mkUMU8QdTPF

You are Martin Bormann!
Reichsminister and Chancellor of the NSDAP.
...
A Nazi in short.

You are a Goon.
Scum QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/6mkUMU8QdTPF

You are Hermann Göhring!
Leader of the glorious Luftwaffe and Reichsmarschall.
...
tl;dr: A Nazi.

You are a Goon.
Scum QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/6mkUMU8QdTPF

You are Shosanna, the Vengeful Townie!

"A young French-Jewish woman who loses her family at the hands of Col. Landa. Three years later, under the assumed name Emmanuelle Mimieux, she is the owner of Le Gamaar, an old cinema she claims to have inherited from her family (Ada Mimieux, the previous owner, appeared in a scene eventually cut from the film). She has a deep loathing for the Nazis, and plots the death and downfall of the Nazi high command when she unwittingly catches the eye of a German soldier, who convinces Goebbels to move the gala premiere of his newest film to her theatre."

You are a Vengeful. When/If you get lynched, you can PM the hosts the name of a person you want to see dead, and that person receives 1 KP.




Heres the response to Vivax because he didn't get it right away and pm'd me 10 mins after start

stimmt
hab tab anscheinend ohne senden geschlossen

Lt. Aldo Raine, the Veteran

Original Message From Vivax:
Hab keine

was bin ich denn?


TL;DR: "I fucked up BUT I DONT WANT TO ADMIT IT, QUICK DEFLECT BY TALKING ABOUT KITA FAKING ROLE PMS! GENIUS STRATEGY!!!!!"


The next strand of conversation, for completeing's sake:
Original Message From iGrok:
I looked on skype and didn't see you online, and now it looks like I'm not even on your contact list, thats why I didn't contact you.

50 minutes is more than enough time to write 13 normal PMs, I know because I've written 20 pms for me and GreY's games in less than an hour.

I guess you don't get the kita reference, but basically in one game he wrote up an entire fake QT with timestamps on short notice.

[b]Like I said, if it turns out that those are the PMs you sent, I'll owe you a full apology, but for now the game will continue on.

Show nested quote +
Original Message From Dandel Ion:
I can fucking screenshot my sent box and every single PM and you can ask every fucking player to do the same.

This is what I sent and if you now want to excuse it with "kita has faked conversations before" I don't even know what to say to you.

I wrote the PMs int he 50(!) minutes to gave me to do that shit and it took me all of those 50 minutes. Small imperfections are in there sure (like me missing vivax on the first go) but with that amount of time what do you fucking want.


BTW, nice that you talked to "other hosts" about it but didn't mention a single fucking word to me, cause i could have done this copy-pasting part way earlier too y'know. Way to go.

Original Message From iGrok:
From questions I was getting from players, improper role pms appeared to be a lot more widespread than the messages below indicate.

If those are really the role PMs you sent, which I would believe undoubtedly except that I've seen Kitaman's ability to fake an entire conversation in such a short time period, then I owe you an apology. I need to think about this and ask a few more questions, and I'll get back to you.

Original Message From Dandel Ion:
In fact, here, have all of them and point out the problems with them.

You are Hans Landa!

"A cunning, sly, sadistic, charming, and evil character. His deeds done for the Nazi forces have earned him the title of "The Jew Hunter," which he gleefully states he earned (albeit unofficially). He'll slaughter and kill anything that he feels gets in his way, and will enjoy the act of doing it. He believes his work is that of a "detective" as he searches for homes that may be hiding runaway Jews. He is so evil, in fact, he would gladly let Germany fall so he would get any benefit out of it. He is also seemingly very educated, as he can speak German, English, French, and Italian very clearly."

You are a survivor! You are also a jailkeeper because why not. Your goal is to survive.

You are Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

"As a German enlisted man, he managed to kill thirteen Gestapo officers; mostly Majors. Instead of putting him against a wall and killing him, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin; however, once The Basterds heard of his exploits and skill at murdering German officers, they staged a rescue mission and officially recruited him."

You are played by the worst actor of the whole movie. That aside, you don't have any powers, but you are German, thus returning German to all alignment checks.

You are Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki

" A Basterd who goes undercover as a German solider along with Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, Bridget Von Hammersmark, and her ally Lt. Archie Hicox. He is a perfect marksman and is not afraid to shoot to kill any Nazi that gets in his way. Born in Austria, he left for America when the rumors of the Nazi invasion surfaced, and joined the Basterds to take revenge on the people who killed his family and destroyed his homeland."

You a Parity Cop. Each night you may send in a name. n1 you will be returned nothing, every consecutive night you will be told if the name after has the same or a different alignment than the previous one.

You are Pfc. Smithson Utivich

"A Basterd nicknamed "The Little Man" even though he wasn't even aware of his nickname. He is a bit of a wise-ass and will follow anything Lt. Aldo Raine asks him to do.
"

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Pfc. Hirschberg

"A trigger-happy Basterd, he is all too eager to kill any Nazi he meets, even before Lt. Aldo Raine has a chance to torture them for information."

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Pfc. Andy Kagan

"A Basterd that helps in the breakout of Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz."

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are Pfc. Michael Zimmermann

"A Basterd who helps bring Bridget Von Hammersmark to saftey after she is shot in the tavern."

You a Vanilla Townie.

You are [b]Paul Joseph Goebbels!

That was Hitler's propaganda minister and the bio is too long, so if you want to see it check wikipedia.
You a Nazi.

You are a Goon.
Scum QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/6mkUMU8QdTPF

You are Martin Bormann!
Reichsminister and Chancellor of the NSDAP.
...
A Nazi in short.

You are a Goon.
Scum QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/6mkUMU8QdTPF

You are [b]Hermann Göhring!
Leader of the glorious Luftwaffe and Reichsmarschall.
...
tl;dr: A Nazi.

You are a Goon.
Scum QT is here: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/6mkUMU8QdTPF

You are Shosanna, the Vengeful Townie!

"A young French-Jewish woman who loses her family at the hands of Col. Landa. Three years later, under the assumed name Emmanuelle Mimieux, she is the owner of Le Gamaar, an old cinema she claims to have inherited from her family (Ada Mimieux, the previous owner, appeared in a scene eventually cut from the film). She has a deep loathing for the Nazis, and plots the death and downfall of the Nazi high command when she unwittingly catches the eye of a German soldier, who convinces Goebbels to move the gala premiere of his newest film to her theatre."

You are a Vengeful. When/If you get lynched, you can PM the hosts the name of a person you want to see dead, and that person receives 1 KP.




Heres the response to Vivax because he didn't get it right away and pm'd me 10 mins after start

stimmt
hab tab anscheinend ohne senden geschlossen

Lt. Aldo Raine, the Veteran

Original Message From Vivax:
Hab keine

was bin ich denn?

Still waiting on that one

Also, for the record, I deleted grockelboy from skype AFTER the stunt he pulled, but it's not like he could have, y'know, PM'd me on TL or anything.
Considering he had time to contact "other hosts" about this, I don't see a reason for him not to.


Btw this is the apology i've suggested in PM:
This day, I have made a grave mistake.
I have made untrue assumptions and emotionally overreacted badly.
Dandel Ion is not at fault at all. In fact, he is probably the best cohost in the world and his contributions to this game will be missed greatly.
Instead of clearing up the situation with him first, I jumped to conclusions that turned out to be wrong, which shames me greatly. Even if they were to be correct, it was no way to resolve the situation properly and I have learned my lesson.

I would like to apologize to Dandel Ion for my behavior, and this incident has humbled me greatly and I vow to be a better person in the future.

Dunno what the problem with it is, considering the already mentioned post where he publicly shit on me for no reason.



So yeah that's what happened.
I'm curious about all the "outside perspectives" about this too!
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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 09 2013 20:12 GMT
#2679
#fuckthepolice

User was temp banned for this post.
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