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CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
January 21 2009 23:31 GMT
#21
i dunno how you can take a pretty typical story and make it so entertaining but you should retire to writing or something rekrul.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
January 21 2009 23:32 GMT
#22
like ive been in situations like a lot of them that you have been but if i told them they wouldn't be nearly as cool

maybe because they dont involve lots of ballerness or somthing i have no idea.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9955 Posts
January 22 2009 00:10 GMT
#23
haha you already told me this story on vent, but not with such great detail.

shit's epic
Moderator
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 22 2009 00:38 GMT
#24
On January 22 2009 07:45 Rekrul wrote:
i'm a plagarist, what can i say


hahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 22 2009 01:32 GMT
#25
On January 22 2009 07:45 Rekrul wrote:
i'm a plagarist, what can i say

Truth =P.
Great read, nonetheless.
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
January 22 2009 01:35 GMT
#26
Rofl nice Copy Paste :D

And Fun read
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
January 22 2009 01:40 GMT
#27
On January 22 2009 07:45 Rekrul wrote:
i'm a plagarist, what can i say

who cares its funny
Dwell
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
January 22 2009 01:41 GMT
#28
So who was the korean actress?
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 22 2009 04:44 GMT
#29
On January 22 2009 10:41 BalliSLife wrote:
So who was the korean actress?


secret

this has happened quite a few times in korea actually
why so 진지해?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
January 22 2009 04:59 GMT
#30
On January 22 2009 07:45 Rekrul wrote:
i'm a plagarist, what can i say


who isn't a plagiarist? ?_?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
January 22 2009 06:40 GMT
#31
lol, sick life. So, is that guy actually in the yakuza, or was he just making that up to scare the Jamaican guys?
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51715 Posts
January 22 2009 06:45 GMT
#32
wasn't there 백지영 who did one of those
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 22 2009 06:53 GMT
#33
I should have known who wrote it
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
January 22 2009 07:45 GMT
#34
I AM YAKUZA must have been the calm down saver for Rek when all the black guys started approaching and shit. Picturing the scenery, it must have been the hell funny hearing a guy screaming I AM YAKUZA. ROFL
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 07:51:44
January 22 2009 07:51 GMT
#35
fyi yazuka higher ups wear golden badges on their clothing usually iirc.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
January 24 2009 05:02 GMT
#36
On January 22 2009 13:44 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2009 10:41 BalliSLife wrote:
So who was the korean actress?


secret

this has happened quite a few times in korea actually


But everyone in korea knows? or is it a secret because only you and your friends know haha, i dont' care as long as boa isn't one of them then i'm ok with it.
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
January 24 2009 05:56 GMT
#37
i'm curious what a yakuza guy is doing ballin in korea? does yakuza have big influences in korea as well? if so that's pretty weird considering that koreans should hate japanese.
Rillanon.au
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