EPTDede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty "roots" began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.
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Raithed
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Phantom
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TesisMech
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i feel really sorry for him  | ||
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ii.blitzkrieg
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When I saw the pic I was grossed out but as I read it became more interesting. | ||
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YinYang69
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Whenever someone is having a shitty day, maybe they can put things into perspective. At least they are not a Chernobyl victim, half tree half man or kid who parents sold him to child prostitution right? | ||
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kyari_
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omg a related video sdfkjgfhlfg | ||
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Fishball
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im totally wtf when I heard her say that | ||
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iNcontroL
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 PS: I thought being blind meant you were gay? Whats the issue here? | ||
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statix
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HonestTea
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Equinox_kr
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fanatacist
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I just alt tabbed to the window again, holy fuck, I can't stop thinking just "holy fuck" and having that sinking feeling. Jesus christ. OMG. Thank god the gay/blind thing cheered me up. I wish I could read about the cure without seeing his arms. Holy fuck. I'm like exalted and the spider. | ||
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Jyvblamo
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Edit: On November 16 2007 12:40 statix wrote: i would think that his intestines and organs would be beyond repair by now. Nope, they grow outwards from the skin. | ||
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iNcontroL
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 12:46 Jyvblamo wrote: Wow, that was pretty shocking. But they Octopuss-girl and the cyclops baby grossed me out more. Edit: Nope, they grow outwards from the skin. I could physically relate to the tree guy more because it is easier to imagine skin that is like bark and hands that can't move than it is to imagine having extra legs or a single eye in the middle of your head or something. Seriously, holy fuck. | ||
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gameguard
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On November 16 2007 12:40 statix wrote: i would think that his intestines and organs would be beyond repair by now. its a skin disease | ||
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iNcontroL
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Jyvblamo
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On November 16 2007 12:54 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Bet it hurts. Wooden you think? You already made a wood/would pun. Get some new material. Like, um, "Why couldn't god just leaf him alone?". | ||
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iNcontroL
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 12:57 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Pine. I will ponderosa some new jokes. Don't even joak about crap like that, that shit scared me. | ||
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EpiK
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HeadBangaa
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I never knew simple wart virus had such ambition and potential! | ||
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TesisMech
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kyari_
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edit: hey the place i work at is called ponderosa lol | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:04 TesisMech wrote: Man... this guy really is very deep-rooted with his family tree and his immediate relatives. : What an ispiration. He still lives with his family on his home soil. He stays true to his roots and is blossoming into quite a man. He really has quite tough skin and doesn't seem to be afraid of much. And from what his wife tells me, he sure doesn't have much trouble getting wood. He damn sure has become one with nature and tries to live within his environment. I really envy this guy... but did he have to take me literally when I told him to "make like a tree and leave" ? I heard that his wife had to leave him because her interests branched out into other areas, while he was deeply rooted on the basic principles. That kind of division can sew the seeds for a divorce in any couple. I imagine it'd also be a big thorn in her side to have to deal with him, the way he is. However, I like him because he seems like a very down-to-earth kind of guy. And to people who are doubting the potential of HPV, it's not a dog whose bark is worse than its bite. It is hard to imagine that the whole problem stems from a childhood accident, though. Let's all root for him to get better! | ||
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Hippopotamus
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:13 Hippopotamus wrote: God damnit not another thread about tree jokes! God damn it, not another party pooper. | ||
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Reflex
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Narrator: "The doctor is worried by the large amounts of warts and tree-like branches on his body. It could turn cancerous in just a few years time." Doctor: "Early detection is important." | ||
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BlackJack
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ShaLLoW[baY]
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SoLaR[i.C]
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 Does this make anybody else itch all over? | ||
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Hippopotamus
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On November 16 2007 13:14 fanatacist wrote: God damn it, not another party pooper. This isn't a party. This is regurgitation. | ||
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Reflex
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Yogurt
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ShaLLoW[baY]
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On November 16 2007 13:25 Reflex] wrote: More importantly: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml On November 16 2007 13:08 XCetron wrote: not meant to hijack thread but on the page there was this hilariously ridiculous link Link LTR Nub ^_^ | ||
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Koldblooded
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On November 16 2007 13:25 Reflex] wrote: More importantly: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml Rofl, what is that shit? | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:20 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: Man, that's just sweet/revolting! His hands are like little shrubs <3 What the fuck T_T The way you say that... | ||
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Physician
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- it will be a good story to follow and see how he responds to hpv infection treatments - I wonder if systemic interferon-alfa wouldn't be a better idea instead of the vitamin A they mentioned (I suspect they really meant to say isotretinoin not vitamin A) - odd that the local docs didn't give it a try, or even biopsy it or test it - I guess they weren't kidding about him living in a "remote" part of Indonesia because they do have decent hospitals and docs, all he really he had to do is show up at one, most docs will see and take care of interesting cases for free anyway. | ||
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Flying_Llama
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touching story though. | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:36 Physician wrote: - they don't really know what exactly was has yet.. a lot of those lesions don't even look like a wart should look - just a massive eccess of keratin.. - it will be a good story to follow and see how he responds to hpv infection treatments - I wonder if systemic interferon-alfa wouldn't be a better idea instead of the vitamin A the mentioned (I suspect they really meant accutane not vitamin A) - odd that the local docs didn't give it a try, or even biopsy it or test it - I guess they weren't kidding about him living in a "remote" part of Indonesia.. He is also poor, so on top of the fact that his choices are limited due to location and nation, he also has the money issue. | ||
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fight_or_flight
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A while back I read about a girl who was pricked by a cactus and began growing thorns from her skin. I found a link: http://www.fuchsiashockz.co.uk/articles/wonders/narine_aivasyan_-_the_plant_girl.php | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
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On November 16 2007 13:29 fanatacist wrote: What the fuck T_T The way you say that... In all seriousness though, he must get the worst morning wood  | ||
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fanatacist
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ShaLLoW[baY], I'd say something to that, but now I realize I've said something just as bad so u_u | ||
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Reflex
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On November 16 2007 13:42 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: In all seriousness though, he must get the worst morning wood His skin may look disgusting, but as the doctor says, its bark is worse than his bite. edit: Oh no, it was used T_T edit 2: I watched the videos... I could give him some grandchildren in 9 months with that daughter of his ;D. Looks liken someone took a lichen' to his daughter. She sure has a nice ash. I'll stop now. | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:45 Reflex] wrote: His skin may look disgusting, but as the doctor says, its bark is worse than his bite. EDIT: It's okay n_n | ||
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XCetron
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On November 16 2007 13:47 fanatacist wrote: I already used that one :/ Get your own. you used like 20 of them | ||
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fanatacist
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I guess I'm that good. | ||
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Snet
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iNcontroL
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I think there is a clear cut chance he will be fine. | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:25 Hippopotamus wrote: This isn't a party. This is regurgitation. That's what your mom said when you were born, but you're still around D: | ||
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Physician
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On November 16 2007 13:11 fanatacist wrote: I heard that his wife had to leave him because her interests branched out into other areas, while he was deeply rooted on the basic principles. That kind of division can sew the seeds for a divorce in any couple. I imagine it'd also be a big thorn in her side to have to deal with him, the way he is. However, I like him because he seems like a very down-to-earth kind of guy. And to people who are doubting the potential of HPV, it's not a dog whose bark is worse than its bite. It is hard to imagine that the whole problem stems from a childhood accident, though. Let's all root for him to get better! 2 4thewin, but I think tesismech takes the prize.. | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 16 2007 13:45 Reflex] wrote: His skin may look disgusting, but as the doctor says, its bark is worse than his bite. edit: Oh no, it was used T_T edit 2: Looks liken someone took a lichen' to his daughter. She sure has a nice ash. I'll stop now. Lol! Nice save xD | ||
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HeadBangaa
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On November 16 2007 13:36 Physician wrote: - they don't really know what exactly was has yet.. a lot of those lesions don't even look like a wart should look - just a massive eccess of keratin.. - it will be a good story to follow and see how he responds to hpv infection treatments - I wonder if systemic interferon-alfa wouldn't be a better idea instead of the vitamin A they mentioned (I suspect they really meant to say isotretinoin not vitamin A) - odd that the local docs didn't give it a try, or even biopsy it or test it - I guess they weren't kidding about him living in a "remote" part of Indonesia because they do have decent hospitals and docs, all he really he had to do is show up at one, most docs will see and take care of interesting cases for free anyway. - I recommend conventional topical retinol derivative, applied twice per day to the effected area - and a biopsy to rule out systemic skin necrosis - kljhsdfguilyofghkdmlfsglksd - I also find it perplexing that seborrheic xeroderma keratosis was not investigated, but this is Indonesia, after all. | ||
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BrutalMenace
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Goddamn people stop posting nasty shit u find online. | ||
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gameguard
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On November 16 2007 15:00 travis wrote: I think this guy is a pretty high level druid. barkskin lvl 5? | ||
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Brutalisk
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Imagination
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anyway, i know the solution for him, stay away from the sun. | ||
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Reflex
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On November 16 2007 15:39 Imagination wrote: reminds me of some character of the pirates of caribbean. i don't remember his name though. anyway, i know the solution for him, stay away from the sun. But then how would he photosynthesize? | ||
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Phantom
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On November 16 2007 13:37 Flying_Llama wrote: wow almost as bad as the girl with 8 arms 0.0 touching story though. almost as bad? this is worse, at least the girl won't remember having 4 extra limbs, this guy still has to go through 6-9 months of treatment...plus imagine the ridicule he's had to live through... | ||
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CruiseR
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azndsh
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unknown.sam
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Smurg
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He can't do fuck all, but he's...got...trees...FOR ARMS. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
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Shit he might even have like 3 dicks. I bet the ladies cant get enough of tree man. Hes constantly hard. | ||
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zonbi
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![[image loading]](http://www.wowwiki.com/images/thumb/3/31/Treant.png/180px-Treant.png) | ||
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JensOfSweden
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I wonder how much it hurts? | ||
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Funchucks
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On November 16 2007 17:58 CharlieMurphy wrote: Man how does he jack off, or even more fucked up.. Does his cock look like a tree? Shit he might even have like 3 dicks. I bet the ladies cant get enough of tree man. Hes constantly hard. I likes me the crazy, but a girl with a fetish for wart antler penetration is too kinky for my tastes. | ||
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drop
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I also wonder why didnt he cut away this shit off his hands edit: it's fucking worse than this 2girls1cup thing and should be tagged NSFW | ||
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Raithed
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On November 16 2007 14:54 BrutalMenace wrote: wow everyday the internet gets filled with more and more sick shit. Cmon guys if the 2g1c wasnt enough....... like seriously wtf op were u thinking. Is promoting and exploiting these type of shit fun for you? Why the fuck would you show us this, i dont see how it's important or related to anything. If your goal was to bring out and poke fun of this sick person you have succeeded. Goddamn people stop posting nasty shit u find online. you loved it, admit it. | ||
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Sky101
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On November 16 2007 18:41 drop wrote: wow, this thing is really, really disgusting I also wonder why didnt he cut away this shit off his hands Did you read the article? It says it ended up growing even faster when he tried to cut it off. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
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freelander
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On November 16 2007 13:08 Mynock wrote: He should be taken in a more developed country for examination, but I guess he wouldn't like to be separated from his roots. lol. you are hearthless. this guy really has bad luck. I mean.. he has this genetic "fault" and then he catches this shit... I hope he gets better over time. | ||
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freelander
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On November 16 2007 20:39 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: my lifelong dream to face a tree in hand-to-hand combat can now be realized lol :D have you already purchased your ticket to Indonesia? :D | ||
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Schones_Chaos
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On November 16 2007 14:54 BrutalMenace wrote: wow everyday the internet gets filled with more and more sick shit. Cmon guys if the 2g1c wasnt enough....... like seriously wtf op were u thinking. Is promoting and exploiting these type of shit fun for you? Why the fuck would you show us this, i dont see how it's important or related to anything. If your goal was to bring out and poke fun of this sick person you have succeeded. Goddamn people stop posting nasty shit u find online. because some people are interested. | ||
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Bub
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QuanticHawk
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On November 16 2007 12:41 HonestTea wrote: hahahahahahah but seriously, HOLY SHIT. That's nuts. | ||
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Wizard
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 It looks like real wood too >.<Hope he gets cured somehow  | ||
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MyLostTemple
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ZaplinG
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I burst with laughter multiple times. | ||
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clazziquai
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Best of luck to him and I hope there is a cure somehow. | ||
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fanatacist
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On November 17 2007 02:57 NewbSaibot wrote: omg what a monster, somebody please burn him. -_- I sincerely hope this was a joke. | ||
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CruiseR
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and what happens when someone cuts it off for instance with scissors - does it hurt him or so ;o;o | ||
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TesisMech
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im hoping he gets banned what the fuck seriously | ||
Xeofreestyler
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I always have this when I'm grossed out by pictures of deformed bodyparts like these >< Same when I saw some pic of a womans boob that was eaten out by larvae. That was fucking gross even though obviously fake :/ | ||
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z7-TranCe
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Bub
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this came to mind.. ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/92/Goosebumps_-2_stay_out_of_the_basement.jpg/200px-Goosebumps_-2_stay_out_of_the_basement.jpg) | ||
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