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Post all your bad situations were lieing or somthing liek that has gotten you into a horific situation. I will start...
I was in grade 10 in science class, when the teacher mentions that our homework is due today, some assignment that i forgot to do. He tells us that we have one extra day to bring it but we MUST get it signed by your parents or it wont be marked. Stupid me thinking i can remember everything decides not to write it down or anything. I end up coming in the next day without the signature and almost completly screwed. I think maybe, wat if i just forge the signature, i'd dont it to many other teachers in varias clasees. I hand in the teacher and it almost seems liek the teacher bought it, untill he calls my name, i think im completly screwed he tells me he knows its fake and he has to call and talk to my parents about me forging the signature and also not doing my hw. (My parents are extremely strict and if they knew they would take my comp away 4 ever)
He calls home and im completly scared for the rest of the day . I get off the bus and start walking home i think im going to get killed. I get to my house and to my astonishment i discover my mom is out, i run into the house and quickly delete the msg, my little sister who is in the next room only hears a few mumbles of the msg. She doesnt really kno wat happened, but being a bitch tells my mom who then of course asks me about it, i say i was interested in the machine because i had never used it before and was pressing buttons. She thinks im retarted now. I go into science the next day thinking im home free, until my teacher asks me if i got the msg of course i try to act all mad at him and say yes. He says "i still need to talk to your mom so tell her to call me." Now i kno im completly screwed i lied about lieing and forging a signature. He calls my mom again asking for her to call back. Im scared so badly now. I get home and THANK GOD shes not home again i delete the msg again passing off as a retartd yet again, hopeing my teacher will forget it. I kno im caught in a webof lies and am going to get killed over it.
i go into science the next day, acting very mad an angry talking very loud to my friends saying "My mom killed me last night i cant watch tv or go on comp for a month :/" He asks me yet again if my parents got the msg i say yes and they punished me rly bad. I know that he just let if go finaly he is a good teacher like that.
P.S i have been caught forging sigs 3 times and lied my way out each time that was the closest tho.
P.S again im not the best writer
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Life goes on.
These things will appear so insignificant when you are older...
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On October 30 2007 12:04 Cambium wrote:
Life goes on.
These things will appear so insignificant when you are older...
*Insert pessimistic comment about people forging signatures and lying to get out of it, even as so-called "adults".*
That said, on with the entertaining stories  .
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Lol, I'm the best forger ever. My dad used a stamp so if I needed a signature, just stamp and go.
However, if there was no stamp, then it means I have to make up my moms writing. Teachers never noticed though. Only noobs get caught forging.
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When my bubble gum got stuck in my hair. Very sticky situation.
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yo it's me nAi.Push where you been mannnnnn never on bnet......or is it me?
lol that's a scary situation.
i got an F on my midterm once and I changed it with a pencil (not so blatantly though, it sort of looked real). I messed up so I erased it. My grade for the midterm got smeared and my dad and mom asked me why it was erased. I said I was calculating my avg and then erased it only to find some stuff on the report card erased. They didn't buy it though. They knew I got the F and I got scolded pretty much.
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I once jerked it while taking a bath. That prompted a sticky dilemma.
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On October 30 2007 12:29 nemY wrote:
I once jerked it while taking a bath. That prompted a sticky dilemma.
I saw this one coming. (No pun intended)
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On October 30 2007 12:11 ilovejonn wrote:
When my bubble gum got stuck in my hair. Very sticky situation.
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You are an idiot, forging signatures is extremely easy, dont copy your parent's signature dumbass, just make one up that looks fluid and adult like, if you cant draw well ask a friend who can.
Your parents are idiots if they would punish you that hard for such a dumb thing in life, they have their priorities mixed up stupid retards, god damn poor parenting pisses me off.
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to the op, the logical next step to take in your life is to start smoking cigarettes and experiment with alcohol
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Just have a friend with fancy adult handwriting do it for you? (My hand-writing is 3rd grade level so that doesn't work.) Or better yet, get your parents to actually sign it, doesn't seem so hard. His rule about having a parent have to sign if it's late if pretty ridiculous though.
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On October 30 2007 12:41 XMShake wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2007 12:29 nemY wrote:
I once jerked it while taking a bath. That prompted a sticky dilemma. I saw this one coming. (No pun intended)
No pun. He literally watched.
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On October 30 2007 13:18 zulu_nation8 wrote:
to the op, the logical next step to take in your life is to start smoking cigarettes and experiment with alcohol
wait, he's in high school and hasnt reached this stage yet?!
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On October 30 2007 21:29 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2007 13:18 zulu_nation8 wrote:
to the op, the logical next step to take in your life is to start smoking cigarettes and experiment with alcohol wait, he's in high school and hasnt reached this stage yet?!
Blegh I'm in high school and I tried both.
I still don't realize why people drink =_=
noflameskthx
Anyways I guess I'll add a "sticky situation" of my own.
I remember I fucked up my report card for sophomore year and I went to a friend's house to photocopy his report card, cut out the As, paste over the As on my report card, then recopy my report card. My friend's mom came home so he had to do it really quickly and when I showed it to my parents it was pretty much gg 
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On October 30 2007 21:35 Equinox_kr wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2007 21:29 Hawk wrote:On October 30 2007 13:18 zulu_nation8 wrote:
to the op, the logical next step to take in your life is to start smoking cigarettes and experiment with alcohol wait, he's in high school and hasnt reached this stage yet?! Blegh I'm in high school and I tried both. I still don't realize why people drink =_= noflameskthx Anyways I guess I'll add a "sticky situation" of my own. I remember I fucked up my report card for sophomore year and I went to a friend's house to photocopy his report card, cut out the As, paste over the As on my report card, then recopy my report card. My friend's mom came home so he had to do it really quickly and when I showed it to my parents it was pretty much gg
Drinking leads to good times and girls =]
Here's a good situation... back in my frosh year of college, my gf then was obsessd with myspace (or maybe it was some other site like it? I forget.) She had a big profile and under hobbies, there was drinking w/ joe, smoking w/ joe, sex w/ joe, etc etc. Long story short, her dad was workin on her comp one day and stumbled across it and called me and told me he wanted me over ASAP, or he'd be coming to see me. I don't think I've ever been scared so shitless in my short life =p
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On October 30 2007 22:32 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2007 21:35 Equinox_kr wrote:On October 30 2007 21:29 Hawk wrote:On October 30 2007 13:18 zulu_nation8 wrote:
to the op, the logical next step to take in your life is to start smoking cigarettes and experiment with alcohol wait, he's in high school and hasnt reached this stage yet?! Blegh I'm in high school and I tried both. I still don't realize why people drink =_= noflameskthx Anyways I guess I'll add a "sticky situation" of my own. I remember I fucked up my report card for sophomore year and I went to a friend's house to photocopy his report card, cut out the As, paste over the As on my report card, then recopy my report card. My friend's mom came home so he had to do it really quickly and when I showed it to my parents it was pretty much gg Drinking leads to good times and girls =] Here's a good situation... back in my frosh year of college, my gf then was obsessd with myspace (or maybe it was some other site like it? I forget.) She had a big profile and under hobbies, there was drinking w/ joe, smoking w/ joe, sex w/ joe, etc etc. Long story short, her dad was workin on her comp one day and stumbled across it and called me and told me he wanted me over ASAP, or he'd be coming to see me. I don't think I've ever been scared so shitless in my short life =p
lol... pwned ><
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One time I was looking at porn on the computer and my mom walks into the room and I was like "Fuck."
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On October 31 2007 04:09 Titusmaster6 wrote:
One time I was looking at porn on the computer and my mom walks into the room and I was like "Fuck."
Did you say, "No pun intended" afterwards?
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I once tried to steal a vital book for an assignment that is due the next day from the uni libary (my borrowing rights were revoked because i didn't pay the fine on time and i had no money on me, yeah i'm poor) so i put the book in my bag and try to walk out the gate with the detectors.
My plan backfired even tho i saw peopel doing it before (i dunno, maybe my bag isn't good enough). The fugly libarian got all tight and mad at me and starts to interrogate my ass, why did you try to steal the book, i said i forgot to burrow it and put the book in my bag out of habit... he grabbed the book and insist that he check the book out for me and want my ID card. i was so fucking scared cuz i know i'm gonna get reported and possibily discpline by the uni and maybe even end up expelled. Then some one i know came up and started talking to him, while i quickly sneak out of the libary.
I stayed away from the libary for like a month afterwards.
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On October 30 2007 13:14 baal wrote:
You are an idiot, forging signatures is extremely easy, dont copy your parent's signature dumbass, just make one up that looks fluid and adult like, if you cant draw well ask a friend who can.
Your parents are idiots if they would punish you that hard for such a dumb thing in life, they have their priorities mixed up stupid retards, god damn poor parenting pisses me off.
there is 100% no way i could make it up the teacher i had was one that my brother and sister before me had, had many times.
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I was at one of girlfriends houses, and we were doing stuff and her parents got home, scary shit, so i picked up my shit and she locked the door when i was getting out of her window and all i hear is Analiz!! Open the door! so like i put my boxers on outside jumped her back fence and ran home o_o. She told me that she told her parents she was changing because she took a shower, pretty close call  never agian lol.
OH and another time I was in walgreens, I was like 8yrs old at the time pokemon came out. They had like 13packs there and I grabbed them all and went and opened them while I was walking and stuffed them into my pocket then i dropped all the packets and started walking out. All the sudden I hear a "HEY YOUNG BOY" I was like FUCK IM FUCKED so I ran dropped the cards in a spot and the guy caught me and took me to the back room and my mom was in the front looking for stuff. The guy goes look I can either tell your mom or call the cops and tell them what happened and I was like "i dont know what you're talking about" he's like its ok we have cameras I saw what you did, and then I was like fuck this, call the cops I rather go to jail then deal with my mom, the guy started to chuckle and goes dont do it ever agian. He didn't tell my mom either all i know when I got home I took the biggest shit --
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hehe in elementary we had the signature guy. he could forge signatures very well coz he was the only one that had an adult like handwriting and was a very talented sketcher also, so i think because of that he was able to emulate diferent handwriting styles.
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