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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-23 17:10:56
August 23 2007 17:10 GMT
#101
On August 24 2007 02:09 Pressure wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2007 18:57 Manifesto7 wrote:
video tape what they do and send it to their parents.

really.


haha yea thats going to be a sight to see. a clown holding a camera filiming kids gone wild.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
lastshadow
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1372 Posts
August 23 2007 17:13 GMT
#102
A: Order homosexual strippers to the house. Call in Annonymous
B: Use that TL.Net "Caller ID Caller" and flame the fuck out of them with it.
C: Get Beyonder's 1page Comment about completly trash talking someone and blow it up and put it on their lawn or door.
D: Get there number and post it publicly on TL.net and GG.net.
E: Create a BGH Ums with 99999999/9999999 resources, and get TL.net to mass Terran. Equip your cpu to surround sound speakers and amass 200/200 Siege tanks and well... Unload 1s2s3s4s5s6s7s8s9s0s all 2 seconds after enough.
Patience is a small price to pay for perfection.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
August 23 2007 17:16 GMT
#103
On August 24 2007 02:13 lastshadow wrote:
A: Order homosexual strippers to the house. Call in Annonymous

Sounds like the best idea so far.
Do you really want chat rooms?
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 23 2007 17:21 GMT
#104
The police handle those sort of disturbances well. You don't have to be over 50 to call in a noise complaint.
t.t
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9644 Posts
August 23 2007 17:38 GMT
#105
ring their doorbell at 7 am
repeatedly
ding dong ditch all morning
bp1696
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States288 Posts
August 23 2007 17:55 GMT
#106
Call the fuzz. Its what they do.
Sleep is for the fishes
jr.
Profile Joined April 2007
Slovenia41 Posts
August 23 2007 17:57 GMT
#107
Unload 1s2s3s4s5s6s7s8s9s0s all 2 seconds after enough.


hotkey for siege is O u ignorant son of your mother (look how am i trying not to insult anyone huh?)
Praise Him with the strings!
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
August 23 2007 18:11 GMT
#108
KEY THEIR CARS BITCH FUCK IT











lol jk, um, just call up a cop and tell him ' hey dude, yeah, some fucking assholes are by my house partying at this hour, can you scare the shit out of them with a gun or something please, i really have to work and my wife is pregnant, thanks man'
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
August 23 2007 18:21 GMT
#109
On August 24 2007 02:57 jr. wrote:
Show nested quote +
Unload 1s2s3s4s5s6s7s8s9s0s all 2 seconds after enough.


hotkey for siege is O u ignorant son of your mother (look how am i trying not to insult anyone huh?)


Yea I was wondering why he was telling 100 tanks to stop.
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fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
August 23 2007 18:26 GMT
#110
On August 24 2007 02:13 lastshadow wrote:
1s2s3s4s5s6s7s8s9s0s all 2 seconds after enough.

No, no, you need that hack that has multi-command...then it will be INSTANTANEOUS.
Do you really want chat rooms?
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
August 23 2007 18:29 GMT
#111
Party with them until they're shitfaced and write "Penus" on their heads HIIHIH EVHUL!
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
August 23 2007 18:47 GMT
#112
This shit happened to me and here's what I did:

Me and 3 other friends figured out how to make smoke bombs. Bought 5 pounds of wood stump remover, made about 10 smoke bombs and lit it in a circle around their house.

1 smoke bomb fills up a city block.

Fucking owned.

Of course, in this case they weren't exactly my neighbors but just some party I wanted to crash. It's part of a policeman's job to stop shit like disturbance [ as shitty as that is ] so don't feel so bad about just calling them up... Especially if this happens often like you say.
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
August 23 2007 18:48 GMT
#113
Lay a giant mud dragon on your neighbor's ride.
Game[xT]
Profile Joined November 2006
United States140 Posts
August 23 2007 18:50 GMT
#114
On August 23 2007 18:32 fight_or_flight wrote:
....idk things are crazy now and you can get shot with a gun for really stupid stuff. Call the cops.


You realize he lives in Canada, right?
O_O
TechniQ.UK
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United Kingdom391 Posts
August 23 2007 18:59 GMT
#115
get a hoody a balaclava and a hockey stick and go over, knock on the door and either tell them to stfu and if they ever make any more noise there gettin fukin done in.

You may say violence is not the way, violence is the easiest way to solve small scale disputes.



Fan of: Acer.Scarlett and Liquid'NonY //
StripedBlueCrow
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States506 Posts
August 23 2007 19:08 GMT
#116
Testie, before you battle them, don't forget goon range!
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
XaI)CyRiC
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4471 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-23 19:21:46
August 23 2007 19:20 GMT
#117
Calling the cops is obviously the best solution. It'll very likely solve your problem since most people take cops pretty seriously, and it won't require you to stoop to their stupidity/immaturity in retaliation.

On August 24 2007 01:59 Liquid`Drone wrote:
that's just the by far best solution.. much better than being one of those gay lamers trying to ruin the party, someone who is drunk doesn't care about the opinion of one of those gay lamers anyway so it makes no difference how entitled you are to being a gay lamer, it's completely fruitless. (actually generally it helps for a period ranging between 1 and 5 minutes. )


I don't see how a person trying to ask partiers to take the party inside at a time when most people are trying to sleep is a "gay lamer". Sure, parties are fun and it sucks when other neighbors get in the way of that fun, but the right to party is no higher up the priority list than the right to comfortably enjoy your own home. The fact that a partier may be too drunk to notice your complaints has no bearing on whether those complaints should be made either. It just justifies taking greater measures (i.e. calling the cops) to take care of the problem.

It's worth noting that it's the partiers who are imposing themselves upon their neighbors, not the other way around. They are the ones intruding upon their neighbors' property and their enjoyment of it, the complaining neighbor is just attempting to stop that intrusion. If a guy is throwing rocks at your house, are you a "gay lamer" for telling him to stop? Sure, there's a difference between rocks and noise, but is there really a clear line? What if the rocks aren't breaking anything but just hit the wall and keep waking you up when you're trying to sleep? Isn't that almost exactly the same as what those partiers were doing to Testie and his neighbors?

I'm as much a fan of a good house party as the next person, but I also realize that you can't ignore other people just to have your own fun. Much like you respect the host of a party by not destroying their place, you respect the people who live next door by not doing anything that causes them trouble. Both are doing something nice and unnecessary by allowing you to impose upon their hospitality, the least you can do is be considerate and respectful (particularly if what they're asking for doesn't stop your party).
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inept.
Profile Joined August 2007
Iceland69 Posts
August 23 2007 20:20 GMT
#118
without losing your dignity, you can just hire your own gang of hicks, hippies, and short fat lesbians and have them battle it out
hi im a bundy
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24814 Posts
August 23 2007 20:32 GMT
#119
I think telling them you will call the police and report a noise violation is the best thing to do. They will probably keep it down when you say that, yet you don't need to actually do it. If they disregard your warning, then make the call. Don't let the people telling you not to ruin the party get to you... at 4am they need to be more respectful of the neighborhood than you described.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
nOob
Profile Joined November 2005
Spain120 Posts
August 23 2007 20:34 GMT
#120
On August 24 2007 05:20 inept. wrote:
without losing your dignity, you can just hire your own gang of hicks, hippies, and short fat lesbians and have them battle it out


bad idea! zomg, they will realise what they have in common, and then they will become friends and double-party your ass ;O!!!
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