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On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote:
Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever...
So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser.
Just picture that.
hahaha, little kids have such twisted logic.
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hahahaahaha that is an awesome story;o
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Korea (South)11598 Posts
Ever have a nightmare while you sleep in class?
I was sleeping during my Mid-Term and I had a nightmare of being chased by some huge animal. I fell off a cliff and right before I hit the ground I woke up and said "OH SHIT!" really, REALLY loud. I tried to pull it off as if I just understood something, but my teacher didn't believe me and I got saturday school now this week. Damn...
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MyLostTemple
United States2921 Posts
i actually had fun beating final fantasy mystic quest on super nintendo.
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On February 06 2007 08:47 1tym wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2007 08:03 Beyonder wrote:On September 17 2006 19:41 -Stars-Lzuruha- wrote:
Im seriously emo, suicidal, many things t.t... Now I understand. (see picture thread) 1. THIS IS OUR HOUSE You are our guests. We will make all attempts to treat everyone with due respect and to accomodate everyone's wishes as far as reasonably possible. Seriously mods, why are you encouraging witch hunting and flames?
actually i think bey looks upon stars with some sort of fondness:
[14:04] *** Mode change "-v WGT-StarS" for channel #teamliquid by PuertoRican.
[14:04] *** Mode change "+v WGT-StarS" for channel #teamliquid by Q.
[14:04] PuertoRican: ;o
[14:04] *** PuertoRican has been kicked from #teamliquid by Beyonder-: PuertoRican
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[14:04] Beyonder-: xDDDDDDD
[14:04] mnm: lol
[14:04] Beyonder-: DONT TOUCH OUR EMO
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stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc.
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What my fine friend above me probably meant was:
Stop being an attention whore. It's okay to be emo, really, but I have never seen you post anything that wasn't about you being emo ;;
I just realize that emo is a very funny word
emoemoemoemoe
meo emo emo emoe meo
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On February 06 2007 13:56 bsmd wrote:
stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc.
haha he never said a word about it.
he DID post a picture of himself wearing eyeliner though, and I agree that's very bad! grrr
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On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote:
Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever...
So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser.
Just picture that.
story is a lie!!! i dont believe you!!! but shit dude...fuckin i remember the show airing at 6am on the WB!! and freakin STARSHIP TROOPERS was on around that time too!! god damn i miss those days =/
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On February 06 2007 14:06 Ethenielle wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2007 13:56 bsmd wrote:
stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc. haha he never said a word about it.he DID post a picture of himself wearing eyeliner though, and I agree that's very bad! grrr
On September 17 2006 19:41 -Stars-Lzuruha- wrote:
Im seriously emo, suicidal, many things t.t...
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On February 06 2007 13:56 bsmd wrote:
stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc.
That comment was posted back in September 2006 which was revived by bey just to make fun of him and you tell him to stop talk about it? You don't tell someone to 'stop talk about something' when that person said it only once like 5 months ago.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I like Brave Saint Saturn.
Fuck.
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On February 06 2007 11:53 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Ever have a nightmare while you sleep in class?
I was sleeping during my Mid-Term and I had a nightmare of being chased by some huge animal. I fell off a cliff and right before I hit the ground I woke up and said "OH SHIT!" really, REALLY loud. I tried to pull it off as if I just understood something, but my teacher didn't believe me and I got saturday school now this week. Damn...
What kind of school do you go to where there are midterms and saturday school, sounds like a college/highschool hybrid
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On February 06 2007 14:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I like Brave Saint Saturn.
Fuck.
Tooth and Nail tends to sing such weirds bands, but they are ok  .
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On February 06 2007 14:40 1tym wrote:Show nested quote +On February 06 2007 13:56 bsmd wrote:
stars can u stop talking about u and ur suicidal confessions its every emo kid dream to be noticed about that matter in a big forum cause emos need attention etc. That comment was posted back in September 2006 which was revived by bey just to make fun of him and you tell him to stop talk about it? You don't tell someone to 'stop talk about something' when that person said it only once like 5 months ago.
i like how u overanalize things in all of your posts and that was a joke i posted btw
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
On February 06 2007 09:22 -_- wrote:
Like most fags on TL.net I loved pokemon when I was kid. I also loved the first season of the show which played at 6:00 AM on channel 12. Anyways, I was (and still am) the kind of guy who can hold his piss for a 10 hour trip, but always pisses when he wants to get comfortable before relaxing and watching a football game or a sitcom or whatever...
So, naturally, when watching pokemon (I'm about 9-10 at this point), I wanted to get comfortable beforehand. However, the early morning cartoon show lineup was great, so I didn't have a good block of time to go, and the commercial breaks were short. So I decided I'd be a good idea to just piss in the living room. However, after a few tries, I noticed that (obviously) if you piss in the same spot it get soaked and noticeably. So, instead, I snuck my little dick through my fly and then SPUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. The piss dried up quicly and nobody was ever the wiser.
Just picture that.
ahahahahahahaha
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It's not called over-analizing. It's called 'common sense' my friend. You throw stones at pond unconsciously but that stone can actually kill a frog without you realising. Ponder that before you post anything.
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its both overanalizing + common sense imo,and i mean "stop posting about suicidal" not cause he was still talking about it , but just to tell him to not write that kind of post if he things about it again.
nvm stay in topic
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I didn't know you were from the suicidal post prevention campaign. Since it didn't happen for the last 5 months I don't think we need you here. And btw, this is 'confessions' thread not a joke thread. It's a thread to confess something about you whether it is bothersome, shocking or suicidal. That's the whole point of confessions thread.
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