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Typical Friday Night
Posted: Yesterday at 10:41 PM
I break into Maxim at midnight. Do I go for the naked photos of Jennifer Lawrence? No - I go for girl gamer contest votes. They are priceless.
As I rig the computers to give me a win, a voter catches me. You are this voter. You tell me to stop, it's your contest. You are Maximus Im, the Korean founder of Maxim. I say no. We make love all night and repeatedly vote for me. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell you to meet me in France, but I go to China. I don't trust you yet.
30 years later I get a postcard from you: I have a son, and he just won the GSL, and he is the President of the United States. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell you to meet me on Battle.net. You go, but I am not there. I have you blocked. You are heartbroken. But you check my profile and I made it into Grand Master on NA Server, which is like ~gold on Korea. Win.
He deserves to win for this !
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Everyone needs to get the fuck into this thread and vote for Hotbid!
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I find it funny how many of them are pro models, that outright admit to being refered to the contest by their agency; and then they make some comment about how they believe in gaming like its a beauty contest question.
Many of these girls are quite hot, but that's not the point. I think TradeChat at least qualifies for a gamer girl.
IMO we should vote for meguinxbear, cause she's a legit gamer and very cute. 
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Tried to vote.
had to retype captcha 3 times
thenthis: "Sorry, an error occurred on the page you were trying to view."
--> Getting trolled by website
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Lalalaland34491 Posts
On April 03 2012 22:33 StarMoon wrote:I find it funny how many of them are pro models, that outright admit to being refered to the contest by their agency; and then they make some comment about how they believe in gaming like its a beauty contest question. Many of these girls are quite hot, but that's not the point. I think TradeChat at least qualifies for a gamer girl. IMO we should vote for meguinxbear, cause she's a legit gamer and very cute.
Fuck that. Hotbid.
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United States1940 Posts
On April 03 2012 21:48 Pandemona wrote:
WTF
Who is trade chat lmao, 3000 votes :S everyone else like just over 100 lol
Also, i think TL broke this website, it is not running so well. Wont let me sign in to vote gives alot of errors xD
Out of question also, did HotBid put himself in or is someone trolling him rofl? xD
She's a youtuber, http://www.youtube.com/user/TradeChat I think she does lot of wow stuff. Probably talked her subrscribers into voting for her.
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Ahhhh, can't seem to log in. Every time I try and sign in, I get this error thing. NOOOO want to vote for hotbid. If we can get thousands upon thousands to vote for that youtube competition thing, we can WIN THIS EASY!
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would be really cool to see Husky, HD, TB and all the other heavy weights helping Hot_Bid to achieve his dream.
*makes a wish*
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Hot_Bid
New York, NY
203 votes
TradeChat
Rome, NY
3,064 votes
:/ well that sucks. At least now I know there's a place called Rome in NY, lol.
Also check out the 'New Girls' section. Hot_Bid isn't the only guy to sign up loooooooool.
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TradeChat is some random girl who makes wow videos... can that really be called a 'gamer'?
SC2 IS THE GAME OF MEN... uh I mean women.
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On April 03 2012 22:38 Thienan567 wrote::/ well that sucks. At least now I know there's a place called Rome in NY, lol. Also check out the 'New Girls' section. Hot_Bid isn't the only guy to sign up loooooooool.
The contest is two months long so don't lose hope XD
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Someone Tweet this at Totalbiscuit and the poll is ours.
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On April 03 2012 22:35 Pyre wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2012 21:48 Pandemona wrote:
WTF
Who is trade chat lmao, 3000 votes :S everyone else like just over 100 lol
Also, i think TL broke this website, it is not running so well. Wont let me sign in to vote gives alot of errors xD
Out of question also, did HotBid put himself in or is someone trolling him rofl? xD She's a youtuber, http://www.youtube.com/user/TradeChat I think she does lot of wow stuff. Probably talked her subrscribers into voting for her.
5,000 votes: Behind the scenes video of my last photo shoot
100,000 votes: Nerdy outfits video (like my "what should I pack for blizzcon" video)
500,000 votes: Video of me on my channel dancing around in my rainbow fluffy outfit (you read that right lol)
IF I WIN: Aside from the spread in MAXIM, I will also do a new photo shoot (bikini) with a behind the scenes video and the pictures will be signed and sold to fans! <3
sick girl gamer motivation
vote for me get pictures of me in a bikini
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Man why does this poll even exist? It's either models who are "nerdy" gamers by playing CoD. Or it's attention seeking WoW nerd that post videos with the camera steadily focused on their cleavage for views. Also she's a keyboard turner, huge suprise...
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Lol this is brilliant, gl Hotbid 
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If hotbid underwent a gender change surgery I'd bang him
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id bang him with or without surgery
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On April 03 2012 22:41 where_ wrote:
Someone Tweet this at Totalbiscuit and the poll is ours.
This.
3,000 votes is nothing in a 2 month long poll compared to the masses the likes of Totalbiscuit, Husky and Day9 can command, especially when the cause is as righteous as this!
All power to Hot_bid.
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