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Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-29 06:25:58
April 09 2007 14:32 GMT
#1
In memory of Starcraft Romance, it's time for DotA Romance~!



baby do you have a linken's sphere, cos you keep rejecting my love :'(

baby, did you just throw a storm bolt at me? cos you're stunning *_*

even though you broke my heart, i'm sure time will heal it at 11 hp/second </3

baby my heart's like a hyperstone when i'm near you: it beats 55% faster<3

baby when i'm with you, time stands still like we're in a chronosphere




ahhh thats enough for now... i gotta write a paper --a

show me your best :D!
Hates Fun🤔
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
April 09 2007 15:10 GMT
#2
lol
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
April 09 2007 15:16 GMT
#3
Baby are you pudge, cos i'm hooked on to you

XD

Karma is a bitch
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5085 Posts
April 09 2007 15:41 GMT
#4
did you activate avatar, or are you just happy to see me?

you wouldnt feel that way if it was your magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon • I am merely guest #13,678!
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
April 09 2007 16:04 GMT
#5
rofl nice
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
April 09 2007 16:27 GMT
#6
On April 10 2007 00:41 a-game wrote:
did you activate avatar, or are you just happy to see me?



wow...LOL
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-09 16:56:16
April 09 2007 16:56 GMT
#7
Did your team pool items? 'Cause you're STACKED.
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
ToT)BrAiN(
Profile Joined March 2003
Austria899 Posts
April 09 2007 17:24 GMT
#8
rofl
s4rk
Profile Joined December 2003
Philippines137 Posts
April 09 2007 18:52 GMT
#9
do you have a butterfly? 'Cause i've been missing you so much
o rly
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
April 09 2007 20:01 GMT
#10
wow..so corny i love it
yisun518
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada480 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-09 21:24:45
April 09 2007 21:07 GMT
#11
your radiance slowly take away my heart by 35 dmg per sec.
your body lying on the bed is as sexy as lina's corpse lying on the ground.
Evilmonkey.
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1628 Posts
April 09 2007 21:46 GMT
#12
Baby, you're so fine that when I heard you played DotA, I left Starcraft for you!
WWBD- What would Boxer do?
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
April 09 2007 23:03 GMT
#13
there are plenty combos with linken sphere!
MyTHicaL
Profile Joined November 2005
France1070 Posts
April 09 2007 23:16 GMT
#14
On April 10 2007 00:16 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Baby are you pudge, cos i'm hooked on to you

XD



the best 1 yet imo made me "sirl"
taeru
Profile Joined February 2007
Malaysia57 Posts
April 10 2007 01:13 GMT
#15
hand of midas + hyperstone = super masturbation
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
April 10 2007 01:28 GMT
#16
the other nyte my friend said "i fingered a creep"

i giggled
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 10 2007 02:07 GMT
#17
On April 10 2007 10:28 zizou21 wrote:
the other nyte my friend said "i fingered a creep"

i giggled


How kinky T_T
^-^
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 10 2007 02:49 GMT
#18
baby i may be tiny, but i sure can grow!, grow!, grow! ; )
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Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
April 10 2007 02:59 GMT
#19
On April 10 2007 11:49 ryuGie wrote:
baby i may be tiny, but i sure can grow!, grow!, grow! ; )


`you nasty!`



baby; stop playing hard to get!~ i don;t only want you cuz of your divine rapier!




ya... i know... i suck ~
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
April 10 2007 03:53 GMT
#20
On April 10 2007 11:49 ryuGie wrote:
baby i may be tiny, but i sure can grow!, grow!, grow! ; )


i'm a big fan of this one
yisun518
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada480 Posts
April 10 2007 04:17 GMT
#21
On April 10 2007 12:53 KOFgokuon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 10 2007 11:49 ryuGie wrote:
baby i may be tiny, but i sure can grow!, grow!, grow! ; )


i'm a big fan of this one


same here

you are forever my lovely little sheep for i will always spank you with my stick.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 10 2007 05:59 GMT
#22
baby, can you learn to take aim? cos your headshot ends up scattered
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TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
April 10 2007 06:04 GMT
#23
if i was silencer i would get refreshers just to shut you up for another 5 seconds <3
Bergkamp ftw!
lostman
Profile Joined February 2007
194 Posts
April 10 2007 06:23 GMT
#24
baby i'm the old necolyte - one look at me and i'll stop your heart.
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
April 10 2007 06:42 GMT
#25
k i l l m e
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
MiLktoast
Profile Joined June 2006
United States257 Posts
April 10 2007 07:09 GMT
#26
On April 10 2007 01:56 5HITCOMBO wrote:
Did your team pool items? 'Cause you're STACKED.


Best one so far.
ToT)BrAiN(
Profile Joined March 2003
Austria899 Posts
April 10 2007 07:41 GMT
#27
On April 10 2007 15:04 TreK[cF] wrote:
if i was silencer i would get refreshers just to shut you up for another 5 seconds <3


lol
fred <3
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
April 10 2007 08:10 GMT
#28
i wouldn't swap you with a carry clinx in a cal match (im vengfull (lesbians rule) and the clinx is
the............oh boy...)
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
April 10 2007 08:19 GMT
#29
Furion, please prophecize the end of this fucking thread.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
April 10 2007 09:12 GMT
#30
Are you serious? I'm loving this
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 10 2007 10:39 GMT
#31
baby, I'll walk to the ends of the earth for you cause I got boots of travel.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
April 10 2007 10:43 GMT
#32
On April 10 2007 19:39 CharlieMurphy wrote:
baby, I'll walk to the ends of the earth for you cause I got boots of travel.


teleport? also bad attempt
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 10 2007 16:18 GMT
#33
baby, are you adept at filling this void in my heart? cos ive got this crippling fear that tonight is the last night of our love<3
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Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-10 16:34:45
April 10 2007 16:34 GMT
#34
rofl these are awesome
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
s4rk
Profile Joined December 2003
Philippines137 Posts
April 10 2007 21:57 GMT
#35
my chemical romance is stronger than my chemical rage
o rly
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-18 08:52:47
April 12 2007 06:25 GMT
#36
baby with my two orbs and divine rapier, we'll never have to stop<3
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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 12 2007 12:05 GMT
#37
On April 12 2007 15:25 ryuGie wrote:
baby with my two refresher orbs and divine rapier, we'll never have to stop<3


Until you run out of mana, that is. T_T

350 mana to refresh x 2 = 700 mana to double refresh, excluding the skills.

ANYWAYS ...

Do you have a Hand of Midas cause you've got a heart of gold.

T_T That was terrible but I couldn't think of anything else right off the bat.
^-^
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-12 14:23:43
April 12 2007 14:23 GMT
#38
On April 12 2007 21:05 Equinox_kr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2007 15:25 ryuGie wrote:
baby with my two refresher orbs and divine rapier, we'll never have to stop<3


Until you run out of mana, that is. T_T

350 mana to refresh x 2 = 700 mana to double refresh, excluding the skills.

ANYWAYS ...

Do you have a Hand of Midas cause you've got a heart of gold.

T_T That was terrible but I couldn't think of anything else right off the bat.


haha nice~

i think its actually 375x2?


baby, we're like a mekansm: we fit together perfectly <3


oh!

baby, why the mask of madness? this isnt ... sparta ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Hates Fun🤔
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 12 2007 20:19 GMT
#39
Wow HAHAHA I SIRLed at it so much T_T
^-^
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 13 2007 17:45 GMT
#40
baby, i might not be a sange and you a yasha, but when we're attuned by the moonlight of Tir'nogth and used together, we become a very powerful combination<3
Hates Fun🤔
yisun518
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada480 Posts
April 13 2007 22:36 GMT
#41
On April 14 2007 02:45 ryuGie wrote:
baby, i might not be a sange and you a yasha, but when we're attuned by the moonlight of Tir'nogth and used together, we become a very powerful combination<3


baby im the warrior with the relic, and you are the beauty that shines, you+me = radiance.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
April 13 2007 23:21 GMT
#42
Hey guys, how do you make battlefury? I can't seem to buy the recipe for it.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
April 13 2007 23:23 GMT
#43
What should i do to my faceless void

Mask of madness?

Madness? This is SPARTA.
Moderator<:3-/-<
InsaneRabbi
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States61 Posts
April 14 2007 02:01 GMT
#44
On April 12 2007 23:23 ryuGie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 12 2007 21:05 Equinox_kr wrote:
On April 12 2007 15:25 ryuGie wrote:
baby with my two refresher orbs and divine rapier, we'll never have to stop<3


Until you run out of mana, that is. T_T

350 mana to refresh x 2 = 700 mana to double refresh, excluding the skills.

ANYWAYS ...

Do you have a Hand of Midas cause you've got a heart of gold.

T_T That was terrible but I couldn't think of anything else right off the bat.


haha nice~

i think its actually 375x2?


baby, we're like a mekansm: we fit together perfectly <3


oh!

baby, why the mask of madness? this isnt ... sparta ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;


Refresher Orbs have the same cooldown, therefore no double refresh (it would be infinite refresh since it would refresh the other orb)

You turned me into Witch Doctor because I summoned my ward of rape

May I stick my world tree in your not-so-frozen throne

I must be Tide and you must be Lina, because everytime I see you I ravage and gush in your face
Hell is not red hot pokers, it other people! - John Paul Sartre
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 14 2007 06:15 GMT
#45
On April 14 2007 08:21 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Hey guys, how do you make battlefury? I can't seem to buy the recipe for it.


you need to cut down a tree for lumber
Hates Fun🤔
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
April 14 2007 09:58 GMT
#46
On April 14 2007 15:15 ryuGie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2007 08:21 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Hey guys, how do you make battlefury? I can't seem to buy the recipe for it.


you need to cut down a tree for lumber


Very true....
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
April 14 2007 10:53 GMT
#47
On April 14 2007 08:23 IntoTheWow wrote:
What should i do to my faceless void

Mask of madness?

Madness? This is SPARTA.

wow good 1 wow
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 14 2007 14:05 GMT
#48
baby, you into anal? cos i'd like to assault your cuirASS :}
Hates Fun🤔
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 17 2007 15:00 GMT
#49
someone else must think of something!!~ this is pathetic T_T


baby, i'm a keeper; i'll illuminate the path to your dreams ;]
Hates Fun🤔
k3fka
Profile Joined November 2004
Argentina1267 Posts
April 17 2007 15:02 GMT
#50
baby get your pants off and i will fissure your ass.
DarkYoDA
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States1347 Posts
April 17 2007 17:04 GMT
#51
baby I may run so slow...
but I can disable 2 at a go...
hex and impale into your soul...
Dagon and finger right into your hole..

- DW love song
It's a comedy to claim thy superiority when it's anothers' inferiority which elevated thy mediocrity
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 18 2008 08:53 GMT
#52
I HAVE TO BUMP THIS BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING DOTA NOW AND I WANT MORE DOTA PICK-UP LINES : )
Hates Fun🤔
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 18 2008 09:16 GMT
#53
cry me a reaver :'(
..
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 18 2008 09:29 GMT
#54
Lol err... my ogre magi has 2 penisis and they both have multicast. ?
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
May 18 2008 09:31 GMT
#55
looooool
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 18 2008 15:41 GMT
#56
hey baby, want to do it one more time?

sorry, you have to wait 60 seconds.. my penis is on cooldown.
..
bustaBust
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada469 Posts
May 18 2008 15:59 GMT
#57
From teh sc thread
"You must have 0 shields, because you just mind controlled my heart" LMAO, so good
Heen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Korea (South)2178 Posts
May 18 2008 18:43 GMT
#58
This thread...

I suppose ryugie is to blame.
('''(G_G/'''')
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