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Lost my virginity...in McDonalds.. How about you?

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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 16 2005 14:45 GMT
#1
Right now its 2:43am..

and as I'm writing this I'm thinking of the moment where I was on the ground with my gf in a McDonalds washroom looking at my watch which said 8:00pm.

Well... when and where did you guys have it for the first time..?

Just curious.. ^-^
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-16 14:55:00
January 16 2005 14:54 GMT
#2
Thats...... sad?
I feel a bit sorry for you

oh edit: im laughing
Triton
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada258 Posts
January 16 2005 14:56 GMT
#3
first time i ever had sex was on my gf';s parents bed... at least it put a smile on my face every time i saw them
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51599 Posts
January 16 2005 14:56 GMT
#4
wtf....
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AmazingFlash
Profile Joined October 2004
582 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-16 14:58:38
January 16 2005 14:58 GMT
#5
what the fuck were you doing on the floor of a "mcdonalds" bathroom, do you know how many goddamn kids puke and piss on the floor? Over 10 a day, i should know. I worked there.
Triton
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada258 Posts
January 16 2005 14:58 GMT
#6
eo3snt that make it all the hotter?
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 16 2005 14:59 GMT
#7
first time in a motel.... mcdonals beat the shit out of my story tho
Im back, in pog form!
Venlow
Profile Joined September 2004
United States110 Posts
January 16 2005 15:00 GMT
#8
jjun u suck
froZen_wYnd
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada270 Posts
January 16 2005 15:03 GMT
#9
... i feel sry for u too ...

and wtf?! on the ground?!
what's dirtier? the sex or the ground?
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 16 2005 15:04 GMT
#10
So you finally got to fuck, of all places, a McDonalds bathroom. Dumbass.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Triton
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada258 Posts
January 16 2005 15:04 GMT
#11
if the ground is dirtier than the whore youre fucking, you better think twice.

you still always go for it tho
J1
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada579 Posts
January 16 2005 15:08 GMT
#12
congratulations man
Playing games in the ways of the DIAO...
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 16 2005 15:15 GMT
#13
dont listen to them, they are jeallous... loosing the virginity in a public place with the thrill of getting caugh... that rocks.

congrats
Im back, in pog form!
tree
Profile Joined October 2004
United States591 Posts
January 16 2005 15:19 GMT
#14
Lol id be proud of a movie theater not a damn fast food resteraunt. I lost it in my girlfriends bed.
1 month w/o BW = Hell
shizuru
Profile Joined October 2004
Japan570 Posts
January 16 2005 15:23 GMT
#15
oh cmon - u guys are unadventurous pussies -_- i lost mine at my house with my first love. we were both drugged up but i still remembered the condom! lately i havent been as adventurous. last noteworthy was getting a blowjob on the rooftop of a movie theater parking lot. security guard saw us but turned back and didnt report us.
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 16 2005 15:26 GMT
#16
lol... im not stupid, i put my jacket on the ground..

but it started with her on me on the toilet.. ><

which i also cleaned, geez im not THAT stupid..

just.... wanted it at that moment..... it was at mcdonalds since she worked there and i visited her at work..
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-16 16:22:52
January 16 2005 15:27 GMT
#17
my ex gave me a bj in a movie theater... a really crowded one...

Sometimes when i go to the movies and the place is crowded i think "omfg how in the hell we did that"
Im back, in pog form!
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
January 16 2005 15:29 GMT
#18
Well done you don't have to loose such an opportunity ! Congratulations

Have a Big Mac to celebrate !

Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
SexyMedic
Profile Joined November 2004
United States282 Posts
January 16 2005 15:31 GMT
#19
Classroom, afterschool. It was rushed, and in retrospect aside from it being the first time it was terrible.
There is nothing that cannot be made good or bad by redescribing it
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28798 Posts
January 16 2005 15:45 GMT
#20
rofl

in this room which mightve been her bedroom but I can't really remember.

dunno her name either
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 16 2005 15:53 GMT
#21
On January 17 2005 00:45 Liquid`Drone wrote:
rofl

in this room which mightve been her bedroom but I can't really remember.

dunno her name either


omg take me to those partys :p
Im back, in pog form!
dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
January 16 2005 15:55 GMT
#22
on the FLOOR of a WASHROOM?!
eww....
staring at the world through the rear view
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
January 16 2005 15:57 GMT
#23
On January 17 2005 00:45 Liquid`Drone wrote:
in this room which mightve been her bedroom but I can't really remember.

dunno her name either


Comments like this are why Drone is my personal hero.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
January 16 2005 15:57 GMT
#24
I like the fact that you run to tell strangers over the internet that you got laid on a dirty McD bathroom floor.
Moonlight Shadow
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 16 2005 16:04 GMT
#25
omg

This story gave me the boner
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 16 2005 16:05 GMT
#26
On January 17 2005 00:57 useless wrote:
I like the fact that you run to tell strangers over the internet that you got laid on a dirty McD bathroom floor.


sex wouldnt have half of fun without the bragging rights :D
Im back, in pog form!
SurG
Profile Joined June 2003
Russian Federation798 Posts
January 16 2005 16:09 GMT
#27
You know, some people find even food in McDonalds disgusting. Imagine how they feel about the toilets.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4615 Posts
January 16 2005 16:17 GMT
#28
On January 17 2005 00:27 baal wrote:
my ex gave me a bw in a movie theater... a really crowded one...

Sometimes when i go to the movies and the place is crowded i think "omfg how in the hell we did that"


Your typo might means something...
bw as good as bj? maybe...
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 16 2005 16:22 GMT
#29
lol yeah it was bj...
Im back, in pog form!
tree
Profile Joined October 2004
United States591 Posts
January 16 2005 16:22 GMT
#30
Lol... I cant even remember kinda because my whole 11th grade summer is a blur, i drank and smoked to much ;(
1 month w/o BW = Hell
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 16 2005 17:08 GMT
#31
my sex stories > all of yours. thanks.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
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