Hi, I couldn't help but laugh at how I won the following game so I thought I'd share it.

The Setup...
Map: Zodiac
Rank: D+ game
Opponent: Random Protoss host

I spawn at the 12 o clock position.

He spawns at the 3 o clock position.

2gate? OH NO! T___T

I was pondering 9pool, but then dozed off and ended up making an overlord so I just decided to 12hatch.

He scouts me first? Wtf! Map hax... He ends up taking out my natural

Thankfully, I put a sunken up in the main so that's as far as he goes.

2hatch baby! I figured I'd need to get some quick tech to deal with his huge advantage.
After all, he has fucking double my supply ~_~. How can he lose this?!?!

By 2hatch lurks? ... Maybe...

And by not paying attention. I manage to sneak a dozen speedlings past his zeals outside my base and I kill off a decent amount. I kill a bunch of probes and a few dragoons before his main army comes back to clean it up.

Well, I may as well take my expansion now

He's still on one base hahaha.

<333 Lurkers

Not JUST 2hatch lurks, but 2hatch lurk + slow ovie drop...

FTL... I swear. Fucking map hax. My upgrade finishes just as I'm about to load to 2 lurkers into the ovie by his main then he randomly comes down and kills it off??

Finally he expands o.o

So I take my 3rd. I love abusing terrain!

If iloveoov were to play zerg, I would outmacro him.

Hmmm... He's up to something...

Better prepare my flank...

Bitch, don't underestimate the power of sunk/spore/lurker

Especially with a flank! Fucking owned. Where's your double supply advantage now???

MACROOOOOOOOO

LET'S FINISH THIS!

Quick, but painful

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

lolwut?

Am I really that good? I'll take that as a compliment...

Honestly, I'm going to aim for C this season, but I only have a high of C-...

I think I offended him.

Funny thing is, this was my first time ever playing Zodiac. I quickly looked at the map preview for like 2 seconds before he started. I was especially proud of this win because of that, and because of the huge advantage he had in the first 5 minutes

/brag thread.

GoShox

United States1837 Posts

July 03 2009 20:37 GMT

Haha, I always feel bad when they ask me for highest rank, thinking I'm some really good player. I'm just like "C" and then they leave, leaving me wondering if they're going to go commit suicide or something..

Perguvious

United States1783 Posts

July 03 2009 20:39 GMT

I like pictures :D:D:D

nice game, I guess haha

FreeDoM[YA]

Canada855 Posts

July 03 2009 20:42 GMT

lol I was having a really good day and I totally owned a mech-ing terran as Zerg. He asked my highest rank and I told him what it was. D rank :D he didn't believe that and started swearing at me then left.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

July 03 2009 20:42 GMT

Before we started he was random, so i asked "race?" and he replied "asking for race is impolite"

whaaaaaaaaat. since when?

Avidkeystamper

United States8552 Posts

July 03 2009 20:46 GMT

I think he was trying to make a bad joke.

arb

Noobville17921 Posts

July 03 2009 20:46 GMT

lol that guy double proxy gated me on othello once

MiniRoman

Canada3953 Posts

July 03 2009 20:47 GMT

lol random 9/10 or 99, then calling you impolite. So funny.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

July 03 2009 20:47 GMT

On July 04 2009 05:42 FreeDoM[YA] wrote:
lol I was having a really good day and I totally owned a mech-ing terran as Zerg. He asked my highest rank and I told him what it was. D rank :D he didn't believe that and started swearing at me then left.

Same here last week. I saved the replay as "fucking owned"

FragKrag

United States11552 Posts

July 03 2009 21:01 GMT

#10

woot destroy protoss scum!

lol @ his rage quit though.

niteReloaded

Croatia5281 Posts

July 03 2009 21:04 GMT

#11

iloveoov actually started as zerg iirc, I think there are some vods of his Z.

Irie

Germany39 Posts

July 03 2009 21:07 GMT

#12

rofl-fucking-copter xDDD thats me in the game ^^

nice pic thread man, dont feel too flattered about "highest rank?" tho, i ask that a lot when i lose

i just a clicked my army into your natural that was so fuckign fail. dont go for the map hack thing tho, i just anticipated, so give me credit for that

i barely made c- last season so i guess you are just the superior player.

sorry for no gg i was fuckign pissed :D

ryuu_

United States1266 Posts

July 03 2009 21:10 GMT

#13

lol nice battle report. the images make it even better :D

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

July 03 2009 21:11 GMT

#14

lol its okay irie. at least you didn't cuss me out or hide pylons or anything

when I made C- I didn't even play a game because I didn't want to ruin my record. I got 3042 and then stopped playing that season haha. this season I think I've improved so I think I might be able to go for C(then stop playing of course for this season ;D)