Random story completely unrelated to anything present in the thread so far to make user look cool. Including pictures of something cool I found on google but saying it was mine.
Inclusion of a poll asking if any others have had similar experiences.
Something random starting with "On Topic:" to make the post look relevant in an effort to not get a warning

k20a

Canada412 Posts

October 20 2010 21:09 GMT

#282

single, ban-worthy comment

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

October 20 2010 22:19 GMT

#283

On October 21 2010 06:09 k20a wrote:
single, ban-worthy comment

Pointing out how stupid the person who just got banned was

Mintastic

United States166 Posts

October 21 2010 01:19 GMT

#284

On October 21 2010 07:19 57 Corvette wrote:

Show nested quote +

Pointing out how stupid the person who just got banned was

Statements defending banned user claiming moral high ground but actually meant to reassure their own prior ban worthy acts.

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

October 21 2010 01:51 GMT

#285

On October 21 2010 10:19 Mintastic wrote:

Show nested quote +

Statements defending banned user claiming moral high ground but actually meant to reassure their own prior ban worthy acts.

Long post explaining why your statements are irrelevant, not really proving a point and derailing the topic somewhat

Edit: Bragging about a special amount of posts

im a roc

United States745 Posts

October 21 2010 02:57 GMT

#286

Seemingly nonsensical post that I actually intended to post in that OTHER mildly amusing blog.

EDIT: Explanation that I actually intended to post in that OTHER mildly amusing blog.

Coagulation

United States9633 Posts

October 21 2010 03:00 GMT

#287

funny gif

Meapak_Ziphh

United States6786 Posts

October 21 2010 06:25 GMT

#288

Post expressing irritation at the bump and admiration of the epicness at the same time.

video4mom

United States3 Posts

October 25 2010 09:09 GMT

#289

--- Nuked ---

tofucake

Hyrule19151 Posts

October 25 2010 15:21 GMT

#290

Epic rant about how much I hate spam bots.

KurtistheTurtle

United States1966 Posts

October 25 2010 15:33 GMT

#291

On October 21 2010 06:09 k20a wrote:
single, ban-worthy comment

call for a ban

Randomaccount#77123

United States5003 Posts

November 03 2010 18:07 GMT

#292

--- Nuked ---

tofucake

Hyrule19151 Posts

November 03 2010 21:01 GMT

#293

Reply to above poster with random quotes taken out of context to prove that said above poster is 12.

Lumire

United States607 Posts

November 03 2010 23:40 GMT

#294

Meaningless post explaining why the thread should be closed.

plated.rawr

Norway1676 Posts

November 03 2010 23:46 GMT

#295

Backseat moderating followed by holier-than-thou moralist speech.

Kashll

United States1117 Posts

November 04 2010 00:14 GMT

#296

Nonchalant post designed to imply that anyone wasting time posting in this thread is intellectually inferior, but most likely unaware of the inherent irony.

NSANE.hydra

United States644 Posts

November 04 2010 00:39 GMT

#297

Post of joyful amazement that this thread still exists, with commentary on the current state of metaposting and how necroing and bumping great threads is a form of art using disciple's recent blogs as an example, expressing a wish that all great threads could be permanently saved and stored for reader's enjoyment due to the current lack of funny blogs.

Expression of discontent at those wishing or expecting the closing of this thread.

tl;dr summary.

schimmetje

Netherlands1104 Posts

November 04 2010 01:36 GMT

#298

Assertion thread is all about the money now.

Complaint thread was better in Broodwar.

NevilleS

Canada266 Posts

November 04 2010 02:12 GMT

#299

Long response to OP, completely oblivious of the fact that the thread has recently been bumped, and that the OP's life altering experience is nothing more than a distant memory.

XXGeneration

United States625 Posts

December 10 2010 05:41 GMT

#300

Obligatory bump.