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oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6004 Posts
June 21 2009 06:22 GMT
#1
I know that some of you may just be getting started with the Internet, and a small primer can help alleviate the confusion that always comes with getting used to the vocabulary of the Web.

bonjwa: n 1. Any professional SC player with one consecutive win; [NC]YellOw, Guemchi, BaBy, MVP
troll: n 1. Any Internet user with an argument incompatible with your own 2. The Messenger
bad manner: n 1. The act of typing "pp" instead of "ppp" to have a match paused; entering the message "a" during a match; typing one g to surrender a match
faggot: n 1. (complimentary) A player who employs a strategy behind your back to win a match
YouTube: n 1. An international video forum where users gather to discuss politics and homosexuality.

***
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
June 21 2009 06:25 GMT
#2
Mildly entertaining.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
June 21 2009 06:25 GMT
#3
Boy is this helpful.
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
June 21 2009 06:28 GMT
#4
i liked it
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 21 2009 06:43 GMT
#5
5/5
fo sho.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11595 Posts
June 21 2009 06:43 GMT
#6
what the hell does
tl;dr
mean wtf?
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 21 2009 06:47 GMT
#7
^^Too Long; Didn't Read.
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
June 21 2009 06:47 GMT
#8
I am now 100% up to speed with internet vernacular.
"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 21 2009 06:50 GMT
#9
-_-
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
June 21 2009 06:56 GMT
#10
On June 21 2009 15:43 CaucasianAsian wrote:
what the hell does
tl;dr
mean wtf?


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wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
June 21 2009 07:30 GMT
#11
teal deer :D
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
June 21 2009 07:42 GMT
#12
On June 21 2009 15:22 oBlade wrote:
bonjwa: n 1. Any professional SC player with one consecutive win; [NC]YellOw, Guemchi, BaBy, MVP

i'm going to destroy you
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
June 21 2009 07:48 GMT
#13
On June 21 2009 16:42 Realpenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2009 15:22 oBlade wrote:
bonjwa: n 1. Any professional SC player with one consecutive win; [NC]YellOw, Guemchi, BaBy, MVP

i'm going to destroy you


+ Show Spoiler +
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"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Braintricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
137 Posts
June 21 2009 08:13 GMT
#14
On June 21 2009 16:42 Realpenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2009 15:22 oBlade wrote:
bonjwa: n 1. Any professional SC player with one consecutive win; [NC]YellOw, Guemchi, BaBy, MVP

i'm going to destroy you

goddamn nerd rappers
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
June 21 2009 08:16 GMT
#15
On June 21 2009 16:42 Realpenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2009 15:22 oBlade wrote:
bonjwa: n 1. Any professional SC player with one consecutive win; [NC]YellOw, Guemchi, BaBy, MVP

we're going to destroy you

Fixed
POGGERS
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 21 2009 08:52 GMT
#16
I died a little..
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
June 21 2009 08:59 GMT
#17
4/5.

Because I'm mean and don't do 5/5.

Or because it made me laugh but it's actually kind of lame?

Or because MVP really is the next bonjwa.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
June 21 2009 09:17 GMT
#18
On June 21 2009 15:56 benjammin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2009 15:43 CaucasianAsian wrote:
what the hell does
tl;dr
mean wtf?


[image loading]
LOL
myrmidon2537
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines2188 Posts
June 21 2009 10:25 GMT
#19
tl;dr for new tl mascot
IPT.PromilKid: I'm only good at Marvel
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
June 21 2009 12:22 GMT
#20
i have to agree
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
June 21 2009 12:29 GMT
#21
I laughed

and

On June 21 2009 19:25 myrmidon2537 wrote:
tl;dr for new tl mascot

yes!
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9571 Posts
June 21 2009 12:56 GMT
#22
I'll rate it 3. 1/5 for the post and 5/5 for the teal deer.
I see that the horses just got themselves new competition!
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 21 2009 13:13 GMT
#23
tl;dr is the clear winner of this thread.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
June 21 2009 14:41 GMT
#24
One of the best blogs on TL
Legends never gg
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
June 21 2009 15:28 GMT
#25
wheres boxer oov savior and nada =p
pew pew
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9036 Posts
June 21 2009 16:20 GMT
#26
Bonjwa = me, that leads to:

Faggot = me
Troll = me
Bad Manner = me
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 21 2009 16:20 GMT
#27
tl;dr, post of the year.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
June 21 2009 16:25 GMT
#28
I am lost.
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 21 2009 17:35 GMT
#29
nice blog faggot! 5/5
simfarm
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Ireland75 Posts
June 21 2009 19:27 GMT
#30
On June 21 2009 18:17 skronch wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2009 15:56 benjammin wrote:
On June 21 2009 15:43 CaucasianAsian wrote:
what the hell does
tl;dr
mean wtf?


[image loading]
LOL


LOL THAT IS HILARIOUS
AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
July 27 2009 06:37 GMT
#31
5/5 especially on the g part
Trust 神教教主 FlaSh | Believe 火心 EffOrt
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
July 27 2009 06:43 GMT
#32
On June 21 2009 23:41 David Mudkips wrote:
One of the best blogs on TL

one of the best unintentional blogs

because of teal deer
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
snowbird
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Germany2044 Posts
July 27 2009 07:44 GMT
#33
this blog hurts my brain
@riotsnowbird
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 27 2009 10:25 GMT
#34
meeeeeh -____-
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