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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 15:23:55
June 12 2009 15:22 GMT
#1
So I was watching some recent games on Youtube and I noticed that one of the new intro songs is You and Your Hand by Pink. I found this extremely hilarious.

Doesn't apply to me of course. I may be a starcraft nerd, but I'm a total player when I'm not sitting at the computer trying to get past D+ on Iccup.

Example vid:


Edit. Seriously. I am such a crotch-hound, its ridiculous.

*
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 15:29:10
June 12 2009 15:28 GMT
#2
what is so funny about it?
there are many female fans and male fans are mostly clever enough to not care about crappy songs.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 15:55:50
June 12 2009 15:55 GMT
#3
I also am a player of astounding magnitude, so while it does not apply to me specifically, I agree the song choice is hilarious and appropriate.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
June 12 2009 15:57 GMT
#4
I will sit on my hand for 10-15 minutes later and then pretend it is someone 'unknown' tonight.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
BreaK
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada890 Posts
June 12 2009 16:11 GMT
#5
On June 13 2009 00:57 Schnake wrote:
I will sit on my hand for 10-15 minutes later and then pretend it is someone 'unknown' tonight.


I think that one is called "the stranger."
formerly ClouD.BreaK ~ gogo KTF! & Liquid!
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
June 12 2009 16:11 GMT
#6
awww i thought it was gonna be about masturbating....*disapointed*
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
jtype
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
England2167 Posts
June 12 2009 16:23 GMT
#7
On June 13 2009 01:11 AoN.DimSum wrote:
awww i thought it was gonna be about masturbating....*disapointed*


rofl
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 12 2009 16:25 GMT
#8
Seems like a thread just to boost your ego.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
June 12 2009 16:54 GMT
#9
On June 13 2009 00:22 Osmoses wrote:
Doesn't apply to me of course. I may be a starcraft nerd, but I'm a total player when I'm not sitting at the computer trying to get past D+ on Iccup.

Actually, I think you would be considered a player whether you were sitting at the computer or not.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
June 12 2009 17:45 GMT
#10
ahahaha I just noticed that earlier today and I was 90% sure this thread is going to be about Avanlon MSL intro.

Although the beat is pretty cool the lyrics aren't exactly suited for a starleague intro.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
KP_CollectoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States744 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 18:05:51
June 12 2009 18:05 GMT
#11
Ever heard the phrase "a rich person doesn't have to tell you they're rich"?
English Brood War Commentaries - Please Subscribe! youtube.com/dimecollectorsc... Winner of The "LeBron" Award for Best Rookie (FPL 5)
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
June 12 2009 18:11 GMT
#12
On June 13 2009 00:22 Osmoses wrote:
Doesn't apply to me of course.

Of course. +1 e-penis.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 12 2009 18:33 GMT
#13
On June 13 2009 00:22 Osmoses wrote:Doesn't apply to me of course. I may be a starcraft nerd, but I'm a total player when I'm not sitting at the computer trying to get past D+ on Iccup.

Edit. Seriously. I am such a crotch-hound, its ridiculous.

I think you should probably tell brag to us more about your crotch-hounding adventures.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
June 12 2009 18:38 GMT
#14
On June 13 2009 00:22 Osmoses wrote:
starcraft nerd

D+ on Iccup.


I don't think you're that big of a nerd (this was a compliment.. or was it?)
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-12 19:31:17
June 12 2009 18:55 GMT
#15
On June 13 2009 03:05 KP_CollectoR wrote:
Ever heard the phrase "a rich person doesn't have to tell you they're rich"?

Which might make it even clearer that the person who said he was rich was not, in fact, rich.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 12 2009 21:23 GMT
#16
Original Post = Brag Post.
Hello
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
June 12 2009 22:24 GMT
#17
Irony is lost on you animals!
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 13 2009 21:08 GMT
#18
NEWS FLASH, SC VODS HAVE CRAPPY SONGS!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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