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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-04 08:38:01
February 04 2009 07:23 GMT
#1
Months of leaving him alone in the pub world has turned him, well, into a typical pub. With his insufficient apm he could only tolerate games such as Dota(while calling Venomancer "ultralisk"), and with his insufficient reflexes he could not tolerate low apm games such as TF2. So he is left with dota.
He dota about 4-5 maybe even more hours a day(Today for instance, he was playing when I first got him at 6pm, now its nearly 12am), getting angrier and angrier as time progresses, and jerks/shouts pissingly when disturbed. Just now he failed a gank with VS, I was telling him "don't attack, just body block and walk alongside for another stun", in which he replied "Evan, just stfu okay?" "Trying to teach you here silly" "I don't want to learn, okay? not from you".
Bullshits haha.

Half the game he will be typing into the keyboard with phrases such as
"sigh" (for no apparent reason, or for, say, a skilled opponent escaped one of his teamates)
"Noob" (fairly legit comments, but doesn't help the team)

He refuses to put bloodlust on naga simply because "she's nub" even though the cd is about 10 seconds. Some guy begged him for 2 minutes to share a tango, and ends up ganked dead because he thinks that guy's nub, and won't give one. Just now someone asked him to come for help, but he replied "not when you're auto attacking", update(10 secs later): he got killed by night stalker, he was rikimaru.

If he gets a bad lane partner(gets killed a lot, failing to kill, things not going his way) he will for sure leave the game in the first 10 minutes. And if he's doing bad, he will sell all his items, buy 12 chickens and spam moving command, proceeded by "-apm" to see it in the range of 400 (the counter counts command per unit selected, not per input). He values the "level" on GGC, and for the lower penalty rate for losing, if his team is losing, he will facilitate the losing by selling all his items and buying chickens while staying at fountain and alt-tab. As a result he never gets a good satisfying game. He kept losing and playing and losing some more.

He stopped doing it now but awhile back he would play games on 2 computers simultaneously, feeding himself with the other account on the opposite team. I caught him at it once, and, unable to stand this treachery, took over his other account's hero (a lvl 9 visage in a 15 mins game, and raped the opposing team). When the game is almost won, I take a break to restroom, during which time he disced the other account, replying to me "host wanted you to leave".

His mechanics are not bad, but his mental state compares to a toilet. Retard shits such as chasing after tinker with lycan happens quite often, but getting better though. Biggest thing that pisses me off so much is his mentality "Hey, other people ruined my game, I have all I want to ruin other people's game". As a result he leaves on average half his game.

Sometimes I even wondered why I introduced him to Dota, I think I wanted a cool lane partner for raping combos (which we do have if we played together). I gave him cdkey n stuff so we could play on GGC. I guess I'll leave the mess where it is.
He does behaves well when he's playing with friends and myself, a reliable lane partner and teamate, but when he's on his own in pubs it pains me to see how little "ethics"(the default internet ones) he has.

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He is about 10% of this fool

/rant

Cheers'
Comment, rate, whatever

Extra(continueing):
His quotes:

-"Dude I know how to play okay?"

-As tide:
"And then chain went off, i'm not gonna tank for that."
"You call yourself a tank? You have no HP items. You have 2 nulls FFS"
"So? I need mana more than HP, got a problem with that?"
3 mins later I heard
"KILLING SPREE -TRIPLE KILL!"
looks over to his screen, he has left the game

***
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
KewlBeanZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
18 Posts
February 04 2009 07:27 GMT
#2
This type of guy makes me want to punch babies...
81447M4N
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
February 04 2009 07:34 GMT
#3
i was gonna post something negative about dota, but i decided i would avoid the fanboy shitstorm.
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
February 04 2009 07:36 GMT
#4
On February 04 2009 16:27 KewlBeanZ wrote:
This type of guy makes me want to punch babies...

roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
February 04 2009 07:37 GMT
#5
evan, i will dota with you!
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 04 2009 07:40 GMT
#6
On February 04 2009 16:37 ZaplinG wrote:
evan, i will dota with you!


Ahaha there's hardly enough time at the moment
I'll IM you when I get free time! Although I'd much prefer PvZ
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 04 2009 07:41 GMT
#7
Get testie to come to the pubbies and rape him over and over lol. Teach him some humility.
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
February 04 2009 07:43 GMT
#8
evan you should introduce him to the TL dota crowd

group therapy session
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
February 04 2009 07:44 GMT
#9
Can you kick him in the face for me. I'd give anything to have one of those assholes in arms reach.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
February 04 2009 07:49 GMT
#10
... and this is why you don't play DotA
blabberrrrr
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
February 04 2009 07:50 GMT
#11
What's his username on wc3? Just wondering in case I remember playing him before.
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 04 2009 07:53 GMT
#12
On February 04 2009 16:50 xxsaznpride wrote:
What's his username on wc3? Just wondering in case I remember playing him before.

He plays on GGC and I think the chances of you guys meet is minimal
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
February 04 2009 07:54 GMT
#13
Tell your buddy to join a league such as dxd, dpl, or dcl. Or at the very least play TDA games. The skill generally much higher then a pub. Although since all your friend does is pub I am 100% certain he also sucks and would get rolled in a league with people who are average. So he should probably start with TDAs.
#1 Kwanro Fan
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 04 2009 07:54 GMT
#14
On February 04 2009 16:44 Divinek wrote:
Can you kick him in the face for me. I'd give anything to have one of those assholes in arms reach.

No he's still a very good roomate, just a bad gamer.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 04 2009 07:57 GMT
#15
pub dota is all about ignoring the team and farming your way to godliness
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 04 2009 07:58 GMT
#16
This sounds like a spinoff of my That Guy song lolz. I have some friends like this
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
February 04 2009 08:08 GMT
#17
LOOOLL HAHAHA.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 04 2009 08:21 GMT
#18
On February 04 2009 16:27 KewlBeanZ wrote:
This type of guy makes me want to punch babies...

Hello
NotJumperer
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1371 Posts
February 04 2009 09:33 GMT
#19
--- Nuked ---
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
February 04 2009 10:42 GMT
#20
ive had gamer roommates but they werent like this. i guess there's nothing to do but ignore him
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
February 04 2009 11:01 GMT
#21
should introduce him to a few of the tl dota people, they'll have a grand ole time raging/yelling/swearing at each other.
@QxGDarkCell ._.
ThaddeusK
Profile Joined July 2008
United States233 Posts
February 04 2009 11:40 GMT
#22
Whenever i see someone getting mad at a video game i just walk up to them and say(or yell if you want) "NEEERRDDDD RAGGGGEEEEE" and it either pisses them off more and i am highly amused, or they realize they are getting mad at a pub and stop...you could try that
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
February 04 2009 12:18 GMT
#23
I'd totally love dota if the matches weren't that loooooong

that'd cause players don't leave so often imo
And all is illuminated.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 04 2009 12:19 GMT
#24
This guy is the reason casual players don't like starting DOTA
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
February 04 2009 13:16 GMT
#25
<3 pub dota
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
February 04 2009 15:07 GMT
#26
On February 04 2009 18:33 Jumperer wrote:
anyone here find most average gamers to be annoying as fuck?


+ the game reviewers. they're annoying too :|
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