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ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
January 29 2009 06:54 GMT
#21
I tripped over a shoe once.

It was dark, though, and I couldn't see.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
January 29 2009 07:02 GMT
#22
Sexy story
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 08:48:40
January 29 2009 08:47 GMT
#23
On January 29 2009 11:23 ondik wrote:
BLAH BLAH POKER BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH


are you mentally retarded?

not because you made that call.....

why would you think this story is even worth sharing

i'll give you a real poker story
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 09:01:08
January 29 2009 08:58 GMT
#24
so a few months ago i'm playing 10/20 at the bellagio and WTF NELLY the rapper with his hardcore posse rock up and he takes a seat next to me on my right

we play for about an hour

he takes a liking to me for some reason, telling me lots of stories. i asked him wtf is up with the bandaid and why isn't he wearing it

then he points to this thugged out jigga along the wall and goes "IT WAS FOR MY CUZZIN. SHIT HE JUST GOT OUT. LOCKED UP IN DA PEN FOR 8 YEARS FOO...I WORE IT FOR HIM CUZ I FELT HIS PAIN. NOW THAT HES OUT NO NEED TO WEAR IT. SHIT ONCE I WENT ON TOUR TO JAPAN AND IT WAS A STADIUM AND SHIT NIGGA STADIUM FULL OF THOUSANDS OF LIL JAPANESE AND ID SAY ABOUT NINEY (yes he said NINEY not ninety) PACENT OF THEM HAD LIL BANDAIDS ON THEIR FACES. SHIT WAS WHACK I HAD NO IDEA THEY LIKED MA MUSIC."

we kept playing for a while then one hand came up where i bet on the turn, and some dude raised me pretty big. then as soon as the dude raised me nelly accidentally spilled coffee all over my leg. i was in poker mode so i didn't react to it (wasn't that hot), instead i just slowly turned my head to Nelly, said 'look what you did, you made me mad' then grabbed a huge stack of 100's and flung them into the middle putting the guy allin (i had a really good hand and actually wanted the guy to call me but i thought it was a win win move cause if the guy folds i look like a badass and if he calls i get all his money.)

the guy then folded and i took the pot and me and nelly got me a stack of napkins from some realy hot waitress. after getting the napkins as she walked away he just stood there staring at her ass and 5 steps away she turned around and watched him watching and giggled (damn wat a pimp)

nelly then gave me the napkins and even helped me wipe off my leg and asks me 'THAT WAS A BLUFF WASNT IT?'

of course i lied and said yes to look cool infront of nelly

he then put his hand in the form of a fist and said 'thats ma boooooooooooooooi' and we did the pound
why so 진지해?
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
January 29 2009 09:17 GMT
#25
Interesting story. Does Nelly play well?
._.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
January 29 2009 09:21 GMT
#26
i hope hes a better player then singer
actually disregard that, i once seen him play with other made people on BET
wasnt pretty
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2009 09:28 GMT
#27
LOL ive played with him 3 times and he's won every time

one time he got it allin with 88 on 9872 board vs two guys both had JT for nuts

river paired the board and nelly had a full house and he got up and was jumping around with his chains jiggling blinging everywhere going BOAT BOAT BOAT HAHAHA BOAT BOAT BOATTTTT
why so 진지해?
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 29 2009 09:46 GMT
#28
wow that's pretty badass
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
January 29 2009 11:53 GMT
#29
ahahaha he should've stood up and been like

good gracious
hand is boatacious
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
January 29 2009 12:20 GMT
#30
hahaha
ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-29 13:48:29
January 29 2009 13:45 GMT
#31
On January 29 2009 17:47 Rekrul wrote:
are you mentally retarded?

not because you made that call.....

why would you think this story is even worth sharing

i'll give you a real poker story


I guess still better than help-me-with-girl stories, though I understand it's not interesting for someone who makes living with it.

Anyway I forgive you stealing my blog because your stories are just great and ballsy lol.
Bisu. The one and only. // Save the cheerreaver, save the world (of SC2)
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
January 29 2009 17:53 GMT
#32
On January 29 2009 20:53 Hot_Bid wrote:
ahahaha he should've stood up and been like

good gracious
hand is boatacious

LOL hot bid wins this thread IMHO.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
January 29 2009 23:11 GMT
#33
On January 29 2009 20:53 Hot_Bid wrote:
ahahaha he should've stood up and been like

good gracious
hand is boatacious


LAWL.

Awesome.
._.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 30 2009 00:41 GMT
#34
lol at OP, lol at Rek stealing the thread.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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