EPTIt was dark, though, and I couldn't see.
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
It was dark, though, and I couldn't see. | ||
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2009 11:23 ondik wrote: BLAH BLAH POKER BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH are you mentally retarded? not because you made that call..... why would you think this story is even worth sharing i'll give you a real poker story | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
we play for about an hour he takes a liking to me for some reason, telling me lots of stories. i asked him wtf is up with the bandaid and why isn't he wearing it then he points to this thugged out jigga along the wall and goes "IT WAS FOR MY CUZZIN. SHIT HE JUST GOT OUT. LOCKED UP IN DA PEN FOR 8 YEARS FOO...I WORE IT FOR HIM CUZ I FELT HIS PAIN. NOW THAT HES OUT NO NEED TO WEAR IT. SHIT ONCE I WENT ON TOUR TO JAPAN AND IT WAS A STADIUM AND SHIT NIGGA STADIUM FULL OF THOUSANDS OF LIL JAPANESE AND ID SAY ABOUT NINEY (yes he said NINEY not ninety) PACENT OF THEM HAD LIL BANDAIDS ON THEIR FACES. SHIT WAS WHACK I HAD NO IDEA THEY LIKED MA MUSIC." we kept playing for a while then one hand came up where i bet on the turn, and some dude raised me pretty big. then as soon as the dude raised me nelly accidentally spilled coffee all over my leg. i was in poker mode so i didn't react to it (wasn't that hot), instead i just slowly turned my head to Nelly, said 'look what you did, you made me mad' then grabbed a huge stack of 100's and flung them into the middle putting the guy allin (i had a really good hand and actually wanted the guy to call me but i thought it was a win win move cause if the guy folds i look like a badass and if he calls i get all his money.) the guy then folded and i took the pot and me and nelly got me a stack of napkins from some realy hot waitress. after getting the napkins as she walked away he just stood there staring at her ass and 5 steps away she turned around and watched him watching and giggled (damn wat a pimp) nelly then gave me the napkins and even helped me wipe off my leg and asks me 'THAT WAS A BLUFF WASNT IT?' of course i lied and said yes to look cool infront of nelly he then put his hand in the form of a fist and said 'thats ma boooooooooooooooi' and we did the pound | ||
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Roxen000
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food
United States1951 Posts
actually disregard that, i once seen him play with other made people on BET wasnt pretty | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
one time he got it allin with 88 on 9872 board vs two guys both had JT for nuts river paired the board and nelly had a full house and he got up and was jumping around with his chains jiggling blinging everywhere going BOAT BOAT BOAT HAHAHA BOAT BOAT BOATTTTT | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36374 Posts
good gracious hand is boatacious | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
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ondik
Czech Republic2908 Posts
On January 29 2009 17:47 Rekrul wrote: are you mentally retarded? not because you made that call..... why would you think this story is even worth sharing i'll give you a real poker story I guess still better than help-me-with-girl stories, though I understand it's not interesting for someone who makes living with it. Anyway I forgive you stealing my blog because your stories are just great and ballsy lol. | ||
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
On January 29 2009 20:53 Hot_Bid wrote: ahahaha he should've stood up and been like good gracious hand is boatacious LOL hot bid wins this thread IMHO. | ||
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Roxen000
1226 Posts
On January 29 2009 20:53 Hot_Bid wrote: ahahaha he should've stood up and been like good gracious hand is boatacious LAWL. Awesome. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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