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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
December 15 2008 23:45 GMT
#21
my problem is that in Hungary noone chats on vehicles. this must be some kind of postcommunist trauma or whatever ..

anyway, nice story, keep on posting the results lol
And all is illuminated.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-15 23:52:22
December 15 2008 23:51 GMT
#22
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.

Tossgirl?

hahahhahahaha

EDIT: Oh, IRL, nevermind
Please elaborate! Too low, too high?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
December 16 2008 00:01 GMT
#23
On December 16 2008 08:24 DanceCommander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:
On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:
On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?

Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!

depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top...

i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me



90% of actresses aren't even very hot.


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I could do this all day buddy



umm, please do

hahahha
Hates Fun🤔
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 16 2008 00:06 GMT
#24
On December 16 2008 08:51 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.

Tossgirl?

hahahhahahaha

EDIT: Oh, IRL, nevermind
Please elaborate! Too low, too high?

She was just so dumb that she got -4 on the attractiveness scale. But god damn, if you could keep her from talking, the girl was perfect.
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
December 16 2008 00:24 GMT
#25
On December 16 2008 09:06 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 08:51 BanZu wrote:
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.

Tossgirl?

hahahhahahaha

EDIT: Oh, IRL, nevermind
Please elaborate! Too low, too high?

She was just so dumb that she got -4 on the attractiveness scale. But god damn, if you could keep her from talking, the girl was perfect.


When I first read it, I thought she had some REALLY FUCKED UP teeth to get from a 10 to 6 when you said she talked AHAH. Yea i can see how a 10 can turn into a -4 after they talk. There are some DUMBASS bitches out there. Shit.. can always be a trophy wife. or mistress
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
December 16 2008 01:41 GMT
#26
Its amazing how you guys can just talk to complete strangers like that! I mean I could never talk to anyone!!!
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
strongwind
Profile Joined July 2007
United States862 Posts
December 16 2008 01:50 GMT
#27
At first, when I read you said she was an 8, I thought I read that she was 8 years old. I'm glad I was wrong!

On December 16 2008 07:00 my_4th_account wrote:
i usually use "hey nice panty . nice sexy hey how r u. nice panty"
then i get laid.


this had me laughing, hahaha
Taek Bang Fighting!
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
December 16 2008 01:52 GMT
#28
On December 16 2008 10:41 JMave wrote:
Its amazing how you guys can just talk to complete strangers like that! I mean I could never talk to anyone!!!


It's alright ur asian
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 16 2008 02:04 GMT
#29
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.



Weeeeeelcome to SoCal
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 16 2008 02:38 GMT
#30
On December 16 2008 11:04 CommanderFluffy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.



Weeeeeelcome to SoCal

So all the hot girls are idiots? ;;;;;;;;;;

Man UCSD must have wayyy more idiots than I ever suspected.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
December 16 2008 03:32 GMT
#31
jesus whats up with the pedofile thing here on tl
Teamliquidian townie
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
December 16 2008 03:56 GMT
#32
ah

i've used this line and got laid by the chick but not directly because of it

I've seriously had the most success with "I wanna rock your world"

or "I wanna be on you"
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 16 2008 07:08 GMT
#33
HOLY SHIT

On September 18 2006 20:34 decafchicken wrote:
*from an indian person*
"I work for UPS. What can brown do for you?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 16 2008 09:33 GMT
#34
On December 16 2008 08:16 YoUr_KiLLeR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 07:33 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:
On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?

Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!

depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top...

i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me



I have given out one 10, first day i met her, shes a really good friend now and still a 10. As she is the symbol of like absolute perfection to me.

looks like its too bad that youre friend-zoned


Eh, if i lived in the same area still, id still be going for her ;p. Shes on the rocks with her bf, and said had i not been moving i woulda been the person shes with, now had she told me like 2 months sooner, i prob wouldnt have moved
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 16 2008 10:09 GMT
#35
On December 16 2008 11:38 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 11:04 CommanderFluffy wrote:
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.



Weeeeeelcome to SoCal

So all the hot girls are idiots? ;;;;;;;;;;

Man UCSD must have wayyy more idiots than I ever suspected.

UCSD is an UGLY fucking campus, are you fucking kidding me?

SDSU, the state school down the street (also known as STDSU) is a goldmine. Can't walk through the campus without catching a raging boner.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
December 16 2008 10:36 GMT
#36
On December 16 2008 08:24 DanceCommander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:
On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:
On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?

Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!

depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top...

i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me



90% of actresses aren't even very hot.


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I could do this all day buddy


So you just... proved his point?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
December 16 2008 11:28 GMT
#37
On December 16 2008 08:24 DanceCommander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:
On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:
On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?

Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!

depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top...

i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me



90% of actresses aren't even very hot.


+ Show Spoiler +

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I could do this all day buddy

Do I have to link that makeup thread to you?
dats racist
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 17 2008 06:08 GMT
#38
On December 16 2008 19:09 HeadBangaa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2008 11:38 Fontong wrote:
On December 16 2008 11:04 CommanderFluffy wrote:
On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story.



Weeeeeelcome to SoCal

So all the hot girls are idiots? ;;;;;;;;;;

Man UCSD must have wayyy more idiots than I ever suspected.

UCSD is an UGLY fucking campus, are you fucking kidding me?

SDSU, the state school down the street (also known as STDSU) is a goldmine. Can't walk through the campus without catching a raging boner.

Do you not like asian girls?
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
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