lost voice cures? - Page 2

Nitrogen

United States5345 Posts

August 19 2008 06:02 GMT

#21

On August 19 2008 14:13 .kaz wrote:
Do what tasteless does. Drink tons and tons of sweet tea and water, perferrably with real lemon and real honey instead of sugar / sweetener. Does wonders.

be careful you don't swallow a lemon seed...

inlagdsil

Canada957 Posts

August 19 2008 06:04 GMT

#22

Honey doesn't go bad, ever, unless you burry it in horse shit or something.
If your throat is sore, try gargling salt water. The other suggestions are excellent too.

DamageControL

United States4222 Posts

August 19 2008 06:07 GMT

#23

On August 19 2008 14:46 Artosis wrote:
ROFL

kkthx for the help all. ill devour honey from now on.

This is disgusting. Remember the tea.

DamageControL

United States4222 Posts

August 19 2008 06:08 GMT

#24

On August 19 2008 15:02 Nitrogen23 wrote:

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be careful you don't swallow a lemon seed...

Are they poisonous o.O?

fusionsdf

Canada15390 Posts

August 19 2008 06:16 GMT

#25

On August 19 2008 15:08 DamageControL wrote:

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Are they poisonous o.O?

no, but tasteless did it in one of his casts

micronesia

United States24709 Posts

August 19 2008 06:33 GMT

#26

Regarding honey...

If you leave it out for an extended period of time... it may start to foam and look disgusting. In this case, just warm it up and it goes back to normal.

HeavOnEarth

United States7087 Posts

August 19 2008 07:09 GMT

#27

If u swallow a lemon seed, lemons will sprout out from inside of you and your shit will smell lemonly fresh for the next few years

anotak

United States1537 Posts

August 19 2008 07:13 GMT

#28

what always worked for me is taking canned chicken soup (i know this doesn't all the way apply since you don't eat meat but...) and filling it with a mix of ground cayenne pepper, habenero tabasco, regular tabasco, that dried pepper stuff you get at pizza places, freshly ground black pepper, hungarian paprika, crystal hot sauce and a tiny bit of oregano and garlic.

it cures all ills. lost voice, sore throat, nasal congestion, all that.

he potent, hot fruit of cayenne has been used as medicine for centuries.

In addition, it has been used for the following problems:

* Gastrointestinal tract: including stomachaches, cramping pains, and gas.
* Diseases of the circulatory system: It is still traditionally used in herbal medicine as a circulatory tonic.
* Rheumatic and arthritic pains: Rubbed on the skin it causes a counterirritant effect. A counterirritant is something which causes irritation to the area to which it is applied. This makes it distract the nerves from the original irritation (such as joint pain in the case of arthritis).
* Sore throat: If gargled with water it can work as an effective treatment for sore throats.
* Styptic: Application of cayenne powder has traditionally been considered to have a powerful coagulating ability.
* Thermogenic: Cayenne pepper is used both internally and externally in colder climates to protect against frostbite, it may be used in a crushed or powdered form in socks or taken internally in a tea to increase body temperature and circulation to the extremities.[1]

i don't know about some of these other crazy deals but i discovered this on my own once when i was sick for like a whole week when i was 7 years old and i made some soup and i was fucking cured

iPF[Div]

Spain572 Posts

August 19 2008 07:14 GMT

#29

just start smoking and you'll build a tolerance to the second hand yo. you'll die in like 30 years, but whats the point in living after 50 neways.